Quote Of The Day

Filed under: Green Day

"I'm running hardwood floors! A little manscaping is a good thing. You gotta keep it tight!

- Green Day lead singer Billy Joe Armstrong on his grooming habits down there, in the new issue of Maxim

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Posted: Aug 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm / Email this »

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57 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…I really wish that I hadn't read this. No need for syrup of Ipecac today.
theodora says – reply to this

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hot
QueenBrianaofSexy says – reply to this

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Was there any point in posting that?
No one probably wanted to hear that. I don't like Greenday, I have never been a fan of their music.
Canadiana717 says – reply to this

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so true! i prefer a man who grooms with a #2.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Got you all hot and bothered didn't it Mario….
Kathy473 says – reply to this

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Nice!
Brittttt says – reply to this

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His name is BILLIE not Billy.
And I love him
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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luv
em♥♥
woooooo
hoooooooooooooooooo
KristyGirl says – reply to this

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Yuck! How old is this guy? Isn't he pushing 40 by now? I don't need to know if his nut sack is squeaky clean or not!
Nip Slip says – reply to this

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I LOVE him!
Catherine; says – reply to this

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Why the hell is he talking about that shit?
Man, Green Day isn't the same since that American Idiot garbage.
What happened to the old, PUNK Green Day??
*sigh*
maxie pad says – reply to this

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"I'm running hardwood floors! A little manscaping is a good thing. You gotta keep it tight!"

I understood the manscaping part, but the rest is Greek to me.

"You gotta keep it tight." Is he talking about his butt?
g.babyl0c805 says – reply to this

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wow, thats disgusting.
bekki_rawks says – reply to this

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I wish you would spell his name right . . .its Billie and some people did want to read that
Canadiana717 says – reply to this

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… hang on let me look under the kilt…. yep, #2.
miss_sandra says – reply to this

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OMG thats what he's become of these days…hmm I used to want to marry him when i was younger. Good thing that wish never came true. all down hill after he started wearing make up
candycaynegirl says – reply to this

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ahhh I so did not need to know about his hairless wrinkly balls!!!
Green Day is so NOT punk rock now it's sad. Billie Joe needs to realize he's a nearly 50 year old man, not a black-eyeliner-wearing high schooler who doodles on his Hi-Tops with a sharpie. It was over after Nimrod boys….
The Grande Duchess says – reply to this

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Oh……….my heavens dahling, inappropriate…………D.
Brainbug says – reply to this

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I really don't care to know whether this yuck-mouthed, bad haired eurotrash does with his pubic hair or his small dick.
skeezer says – reply to this

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…..wow, now that was a question that really needed to be asked. Thanks Maxim, I was just dying to know. *wince* *shiver*
kelseyimpagliazzo says – reply to this

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BILLIE Joe Armstrong
Smallville5 says – reply to this

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haha you fuckers are full of shit. Green Day's music has always been awesome, and it always will be. They took punk and turned it into something.

and for jeez…your on fucking perezhilton.com….don't come here if you don't wanna hear about balls and dicks!!!
squeal says – reply to this

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??EWW??
tmi
jmebabs says – reply to this

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his name is BILLIE Joe Armstrong asshole…get it RIGHT!
Anti_Emo! says – reply to this

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he's BISEXUAL. Makes sense.
jeanmarie says – reply to this

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ewwwwww………………..
josi101 says – reply to this

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HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREEN DAY 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Desideratum says – reply to this

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This kid is a complete tool. He will never be a real man until he serves in the military!
parker says – reply to this

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Re: KristyGirl – LMAO
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: Catherine!!!SEMICOLON!!! – Its called making a living.
titismack says – reply to this

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he's pretty cute.
JessLalonde says – reply to this

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yessssss for green day being the quote of the day! it's about time!! glad billie is willing to share such interesting info
JessLalonde says – reply to this

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and yes it's BILLIE not Billy, if you're going to quote people then at least get their names right
JessLalonde says – reply to this

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Re: Smallville5 – amen to that!
Catherine; says – reply to this

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Re: LizardKinG –
I call him a sell out.
TWiSANiTY says – reply to this

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I love Green Day. Billie Joe is so hot.
karma13 says – reply to this

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its becuase of his small peen, he is trying to make the illusion that its bigger, anyone that knows anything about artists know he has the smallest..
candycaynegirl says – reply to this

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Re: Catherine!!!SEMICOLON!!! – agreed. they've taken punk and run with it so far away that now it's a product. a lame, mtv manufactured, black hair dye stained product.
MaggyMay says – reply to this

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Green Day was a great band…when I was 17. What the hell happened to them?
the squirrel says – reply to this

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hahaha Billie Joe. Hes a funny guy.
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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I love Green Day. Stupid quote though.
Low says – reply to this

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To much info…

I'm a man.. I'll never shave…. A little trim maybe .. but never shave. Men have hair.. they are men. If we were smooth we would be girls or strippers.
PaulynFranzen says – reply to this

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i LOVE this man. can't wait 2 see him in sweden october 11
whatsername1985 says – reply to this

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Oh come on! Read the full interview! He was just kidding! Don´t be so hard on him.
dave_o says – reply to this

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@v@ says – reply to this

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Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to be surprised. No mystery here. Next.
glitzymama says – reply to this

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I just wish he'd get a new haircut up there… I hate that long hair he's sportin right now.
ScotchLove says – reply to this

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He is the biggest fucktard & there's nothing punk about him. He. Is. A. Poser. From his stupid hair & makeup to his cocksucking music. If you want to listen to REAL punk go buy some TSOL, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, Iggy & the Stooges, Suicidal, etc. Greenday = shit-garbage eating wannabes. (Weep for the youth of today).
2201East says – reply to this

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I can't tell you how absolutely thrilled I am that you sent this bit of trivia my way, Perez.
Johnny Machine says – reply to this

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Re: ScotchLove –
You hit the nail on the head there friend (although you forgot to namedrop Minor Threat)! There's nothing worse than faux punk, and – with the exception of The Offspring – no one excels at faux punk better more Green Day.
YoureKidding says – reply to this

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Haha, how can you not like Billie joe?
The man's amazingly funny, a great performer,and extremly good looking.
Jimmw2ms says – reply to this

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TMI, skank….I want to know what you're doing to fix that ghastly face!
amandaleigh10 says – reply to this

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Yes,Green Day rocks….. And it's Billie not Billy……
Zebra Cakes says – reply to this

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That's hot.
XD
skelakit says – reply to this

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i
AlixxP says – reply to this

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ahaha ok hes amazing. i love green day.
they own the music world. xD
cerbrus719 says – reply to this

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Gross! and hairless guys are not hot, it looks like a little boy

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[Image via GSI Media.]

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