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The Mafia Wants To Kidnap Katie Price!

8/18/2009 2:30 PM ET | Filed under: Jordan

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Clearly, their plan is foiled now that everybody knows, but Jordan Katie Price might have just mysteriously disappeared.

Supposedly, the Russian mafia is planning to kidnap Katie as she's busy flying around the world promoting her KP Equestrian collection.

Sources are saying the threats are quite real and that Katie has upped her security considerably in order to protect herself. We'd suggest just keeping that cagefighter boyfriend of hers on hand. He looks pretty threatening.

Reports are stating that the "Mobsters are said to be plotting to snatch Kate while she is in Marbella and whisk her off into the Med on a yacht."

We can't help but wonder if Peter Andre orchestrated this rumor just to scare the crap out of her and make her waste money on security she would never need. Or if she herself made the whole thing up just for more attention.

Just sayin'.

Either way, we truly hope nothing happens to her.

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85 comments to “The Mafia Wants To Kidnap Katie Price!”



  1. 1

    oh em gee, thats scary lol but wut do they want her for?? hmm that mafia has me wonderin..



  2. 2

    No,No,No… they don't want HER… just her snatch. Get your shit right Mario



  3. 3

    Am I the only person on Earth that thinks this woman has a "butter-face"? Ugh, if not for her nice curves (albeit, fake or not) she would look like a hag!



  4. 4

    WOULD ANYONE REALLY KNOW SHE WAS GONE?



  5. 5

    …that's some scary s*it. Watch your back mama!



  6. 6

    I hope the Mafia kidnaps you Perez. You deserve it.
    Some people are going to be quite upset that the plans to kidnap her have been foiled….
    The only person who wants attention is you Perez. Your such a dumbass.



  7. 7

    who cares??? one whore less in this world.



  8. 8

    They would be doing her kids a HUGE favor!

  9. Zack says – reply to this


    9

    Finally they're doing something humanitarian.



  10. 10

    what would anyone ever want with HER?? i wouldnt come within 100 miles close to her stinky mooshay..
    they would do us all a favor anyways, cleaning the world from that vermin… but i doubt even the mob would want to do such a dirty job



  11. 11

    do they take requests? who can i send your name to perez?



  12. 12

    Dahling, someone needs a facial…….D.



  13. 13

    Oh, my…which is more disturbing, that she was going to be kidsnapped or that she really knows how to read…..D.



  14. 14

    ….no more pics of her pls….only of the cagefighter..yum.



  15. 15

    This is a phony rumor started by this aging woman to try to make it seem like she is a bigger celeb than she is.



  16. 16

    I HOPE SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HER!!!!!!!! SHE IS SUCH A WHORE! I am never one to judge or to bring anyone down! but this ugly pimpled faced BiYatCh is downright nasty!

    SUCH A BAD EXAMPLE TO HER POOR KIDS!…. she is such an ugly person inside and out! To think she compared herself to POSH SPICE (V. Beckham) HAA SHE WISHES!!!!

    PETER!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!! ARE!!!!!!!!!! SO!!!!!!!!!!! MUCH!!!!!!!!!!BETTER!!!!!!!! OFF!

    I HOPE YOUR JUMPING FOR JOY CAUSE YOUR SO LUCKY YOUR NOT WITH HER - Trashy Ass FEMALE!!



  17. 17

    Re: JigSaw – fucking looser..



  18. 18

    Re: skeezer – YES !



  19. 19

    what would the mob want with this joke?
    …besides some free nookie and some community service hours.



  20. 20

    I agree……… DONT WRITE ABOUT HER ANYMORE………. I never read it! Its boring…………………. just like her……………….

    More Britney/ David Beckham/ Lady gaga/ Mischa/ J.Simpson/ MJ… ANYTHING BUT HER!



  21. 21

    Demented cow!!! The only thing thats going to abduct her is the alien space ship from where she first originated….



  22. 22

    At least my Perezcious does not have to worry about being kidnapped. Kidnappers only snatch people in the hopes of getting a ransom. They are shrewd enough to know that a fat, annoying, precocious, obstreperous blogger doesn't have any ransom value.



  23. 23

    …relax everyone. SpinDoc was right. I just got a text message from Vladimir of the Russian Mob. His exact text "кого Вы там видели?" in other words who the f*ck is this skank???



  24. 24

    Shes not that cute & what is she even famous for? I never ever heard of her until Perez kept writing articles about her break up from the other no name

  25. Eris says – reply to this


    25

    Why would the mafia want to kidnap price? They are probably becoming stupidier since the world would be releaved to get rid of her.



  26. 26

    Why???



  27. 27

    Will they kidnap you Perez? Who do I have to ask so they will?
    x =]



  28. 28

    Re: gertrude – it's spelled "loser", troll.



  29. 29

    russian mafia, eh. BS.
    stupid fucking cow.



  30. 30

    Who do I have to go to so they can make you dissapear mario?



  31. 31

    Not funny, the russian mafia is actually pretty huge in Marbella Spain as are Eastern European mafias in all of Spain right now, but in Marbella, HUGE.



  32. 32

    seriously, why does this woman go by two entirely different names? is she schizo?



  33. 33

    Re: Canadiana717 – #2 acording to her snatch! they figure the price is right……Mario (fat fu@k perez) is so stupid.But your looking good today!! I like my women topless,with fishnet stockings…….



  34. 34

    CAN THEY PLEASSEEEEEE TAKE THIS BITCH!?!?! SHE'D ENJOY GETTING GANG-BANGED.. IT'S A WIN WIN SITUATION!!

  35. Eva says – reply to this


    35

    I hope Peter Andre sues you for that last comment. Nobody would kidnap her and put up with her shrill mouth anyway



  36. 36

    Re: candycaynegirl – Re: karencarpenter – first off the mob only fucks with each other or if you fuck with them. If she keeps it up she will either get raped or get a good beating. more like a beating. The mob doesn't want to loose one of their own to STD.



  37. 37

    Maybe she has a killer strain of STD they hope to use in their gang warfare????
    'Weapon of Dick Destruction'



  38. 38

    Re: JigSaw – You're in Jersey and you don't know someone to call? Half the state is in 'waste management' Jig! Take out Price. Of what social redeeming value is she, after all? But leave PH alone. He's way less expensive than a therapist and look at how many people get to learn the sad truth about themselves here.



  39. 39

    If only!



  40. 40

    Her face looks like Brad Pitts's before all of his dermabrasion and chemical peels.



  41. 41


  42. 42

    .
    .
    GOOD - let 'em have her.
    .
    .



  43. 43

    BeautifulBrunnette69 = YOUR POST WINS !!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Best post here. its says it all!



  44. 44

    Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – WOW, you're a disgusting piece of scum. One thing is joking and making fun of celebrities who obviously are a billion times better than you will ever be on every aspect, another is wishing gang rape on a person. You should go to jail just for saying that, you're scum.



  45. 45

    That is such a load of crap.
    Jordan, or Katie, or whoever the fuck she is today should have "P.H.D" after her name.
    "Piled Higher and Deeper.

  46. chlyn says – reply to this


    46

    And the Mafia can't succeed without Katie Price why, exactly?



  47. 47

    who is this chick?

  48. chlyn says – reply to this


    48

    LOL @ KarenCarpenter - better go back to Russian class.
    ""кого Вы там видели?" = "Who did you see there?"



  49. 49

    all u jealous bitches need to shut up with your stupid comments. if you saw her in real life you wouldn't say shit to her…of course they want to kidnap her, because she's filthy rich! stay safe katie.



  50. 50

    unless if she’s involved in a major drug circle. I don’t see why the mafia would be after her? She does look like she’s high all the time. You know what! this is sooo stupid i wish she would disappear.



  51. 51

    TIME OUT! Since when does the Mafia "whisk" people off into the Med on a yacht? Am I the only one who thinks that doesn't sound half bad? They would at least have good vodka and caviar…



  52. 52

    Re: karencarpenter – LOL!!!!!!!



  53. 53

    Re: ladybrettashley – hahaha…i know right!? reading this i was like…uh, what's the problem here? Mediterranean vacay with heavy security and canolis?



  54. 54

    Re: vvv000 – Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery –
    oh SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!! The girl is trashy, fake, ugly, and I honestly have no idea why she's on this site besides for unleashing her plastic tittays at people and spread gonorrhea around Europe. the mafia has no interest in this bitch. she probably made up the rumor herself for attention. and if you don't like people making fun of these idiots go to a serious news site. dumbasses.



  55. 55

    whats the deal with her face in this picture looks like she has given herself a diy chemical peel

  56. @v@ says – reply to this


    56

    Oh, please. What's your source?
    This sounds like a possible damsel in distress act.
    Just. Not. Convinced.



  57. 57

    Whenever I see pictures of her, I feel, I don't know, um, kinda sticky. Like those over-used floors in theaters that your feet stick to because so many people have used them? Yeah, kinda' like that.

  58. @v@ says – reply to this


    58

    That'll fix Peter for breaking up with her. Then he'll be sorry.



  59. 59



  60. 60

    Desperate for publicity.



  61. 61

    Are those two huge matching zits on her face?



  62. 62

    Who is she anyway?



  63. 63

    Her vagina is communist, that is for sure.



  64. 64

    maybe if she did get kidnapped she'd realise whats important in life like the wellbeing of her children and having a happy family, not being a contradicting, money hungry famewhore who clearly puts herself before anyone else… fairplay to pete for walking out on the bitch.



  65. 65

    Kidnap that bag - haha - what it this "cash for clunkers"? Maybe some one's paying to have her towed away!



  66. 66

    ewwww, look at her skin!!!!



  67. 67

    I'm normally with you Perez but you don't half shit talk Peter Andre. After the split she left him with HER child plus their children and went off partying, now she has a new man who she lets sleep in her bed. Let's be fair here, Andre is a MUCH better parent and role model to his children.



  68. 68

    Ok…A couple others have made similar comments…but seriously where is the MOTIVE on this one? Maybe her cage-fighting boytoy is shady and that's why she's targeted? Fighting is sometimes like that??? Idk. I discount the holding her for ransom thing….unless that ransom is for an amount already owed the mob by someone close to her, in which case I think I'd call that collateral rather than ransom. You don't hear about Russian Mafia doin the kidnapping thing like what goes on in Mexico and few other spots…but this is quite curious.



  69. 69

    Her face looks like ground beef. Screw the boobs, get some laser resurfacing.

  70. Jai says – reply to this


    70

    I wish they'd take her and keep her.



  71. 71

    please take her and kill her if the ransom doesn't happen!! god i want celebrity news not whore of the minute bullshit fluff!!

  72. MP says – reply to this


    72

    Who would want her??



  73. 73

    The Russian mafia can have the repulsive old slag.



  74. 74

    What a lot of crap.One of her far fetched bits of BS to get a headline because her soon to be ex has hogged them all for past few days.? Star is a load of fiction at any time anyway.Utter bullshit.



  75. 75

    ahahah that's SO national enquirer ehehehehe

    ahahha love you mario

    btw, great complexion jordan!hope "la mer" chiefs will steal you!



  76. 76

    With a bit of fuckin luck… hopefully they chop her fuckin head off… GEEBAG!!



  77. 77

    Re: vvv000 – If your that uptight you should be on this site…

    And just to piss you off even more - "gang rape - 4 out of 5 people enjoy it"



  78. 78

    Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery – Hahaha jealous… she has a face like a bag of mashed up crabs & if I was a bloke I'd rather stick my dick in a blender!



  79. 79

    Take her now and make sure we'll never see/hear from her again!
    .
    We'll even throw in an extra pair of undies, not that the ho-bag needs them ;)



  80. 80

    please just kidnap her and kill that fucking twat



  81. 81

    ITS FOR HER MONEY STUPID SHES WORTH 40 MILLION, THATS WHAT THE MAFIA DO KIDNAP PPL FOR MONEY R U THICK OR WHAT AND WHY WOULD SHE MAKE THAT UP, SHE WOULDNT WANT HER KIDS HEARING ABOUT THAT WOULD SHE BOY GET AFF HER BACK FFS



  82. 82

    Re: Monikapg21 – OMG HOW CAN U TALK ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE THAT WHEN YE DONT EVEN KNOW HER, SHE IS A WONDERFUL MOTHER AND YOU ARE ONLY GOING BY WHAT YOU READ



  83. 83

    WHO???



  84. 84

    thats random



  85. 85

    So many jealousss girls on here :o
    Shes stunning
    shes a good mother and hasnt dont anything wrong shes just made a name off herslef and she started out as a nobody she deserves respect!
    Also to them who dont know her,do ya research!
    Shes filthy richs.
    The biggest most famous glamour model ever,she has books,fashion lines,reality tvs shows,hair products,fragrances the lot shes the uks biggest celebrtiy GET WITH IT PEOPLE