Bleh! Sarah Jessica, WTF?!


Sarah Jessica Parker's hands should hang out with Madonna's arms!
Your hand looks mutilated, SJP!
Carrie Bradshaw would not leave the house like that!
Either eat some or put on some gloves, because those claws are grossness!!!
Can a plastic surgeon fix your hands???
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oh my god!
ewwww puke worthy
Man perez is so behind these days!
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you know your slackin when a guy like wwtdd . com beats you to the punch everyday now. tht guy could care less about his site, he randomly updates, and barely on weekends cause he as alife lol
thats just what old people hands look like!
The hands = horrible. The hair around her crown area is looking mighty fried as well. :/
um, you completely left out her scary hair!! THAT she could actually do something about!
Not to mention the hair.
that poor girl! she isnt even THAT old! why are her hands like that??? thank god for modern medical science!!!!!
stop being mean mario…. that's not very nice. poor carrie…opps, i mean sarah.
ewwwwwwwwwww
yessss! i saw a show where you can get surgery on your hands to make them look younger because of all the veins!
Can a plastic surgeon fix your face pig boy?
I find it funny that you, an ugly ugly man would have the gall to comment on other people's looks.
You are a pathetic douchebag!
everyone has veins in there hands. You just can't see yours Pere because you are 10,000 pounds overweight
Perez, let's see how good your hands look in your 40s. Jeeez! Like you're perfect. There's nothing anyone can say about you?
how the hell would a plastic surgeon be able to fix this??
no too late now.. i think she was/is too thin and worked out too much, the combination doesnt really do any good…
god, those celebs are freaking desturbed..
=o
can a plastic surgeon fix YOUR FACE AND FATNESS?? you shallow queer!
AREyou seriously throwing stones like that? you are no spring chicken perez…
Prez, could a plastic surgeon fix your face? Probably not. There's your answer.
she got some ass who cares
Ya it's fug but your face looks mutilated lard ass.
she should get botox in her hands, i've seen that done before.
p.s. HATERS; perez is beautiful.
chick is ugly anyway
Wth happened to her? She was never a pretty woman but she at least looked fresh faced and took good care of herself. Those hands and her hair are scary. Someone who's that thin shows it first on their face and then the hands are the next to go. She needs to eat better. Her skin combined with her hair makes it seem as if she's under nourished.
seriously, dude, you are an asshole.
Can she have her hands made more attractive???
This woman is diapering two kids and washing her hands 50 times a day. Lay off!
did anyone else notice the more disturbing part…. her other hand having only three fingers and a thumb? lol
what the hell is that? ur disgusting old woman
i think its due to the heat….
steriods
What about that hair??
oh man….aww…i love looking at my hands right now!
and some conditioner for you hair! Damn girl.
uhmmm…I think her hair is like a million times more disgusting than her hands!!!!!!
shes so fucking disgusting if she had never been on sex and the city no one would think she was at all stylish.
Looks like a bad case of vericose veins… (sp)? Well they say you can always tell a womans age by her hands…
Why don't you get a plastic surgeon to fix your fug nose, face, body and ass, you ugly fucker. So her hands are vieny. You suck. Let people be normal you fuckin pig.
She actually has a disease that makes her hands look older. It's very rude to make fun of it!
thats really scary
Leave her alone.
When she gains 10-15 pounds it s gonna change…. Shes so thin i refuse to watch sex and city because of this
when she gains 10-15 pounds then it would change…
I hate to watch sex and the city because of her… ewww
Eek! Her hair is worse. Frizzease stat!
hopefully she just got donedoing dishes or washing a baby….ugh. photoshopped?
Mario is a douche. Celebs only tolerate him or either suck up to him to avoid his relentless bashing. I can't wait to see him get bitch slapped again and then cry about it on a video blog. Pansy.
EH! she's old!!
That's what smoking does to your hands.
uh……first you attack Heidi Montag for having plastic surgery, then you practically demand that this person get some? huh? and if she did, and it went wrong and she had a deformity or paralysis, you'd call her stupid the way you did Usher's wife. so…..
I see.
hey! leave her alone. those are working hands!!!! i think she looks great!
If you look closely at the second photo in particular, you can see a strange blur near her knuckles… Pretty sure this is photoshopped!
dont veiny hands symbolize strength? bah ha ha lol
i know her…leave her alone…look at your own hands…
Well, that's what happens when you try to destroy a horcrux!
granny hands
Um, Perez, that is normal. She is in her forties, and she is thin. I am thin and in my twenties, and my veins pop on my hands like that at times. As you get older they are permanently popped (if you are thin).
More importantly what is she doing at Carrie Bradshaw's apartment? Instead of looking at her hands perez, get us some scoop for the new movie.
She is not having a great hair day, but have we not all had that problem before!
Re: ww29 – that's not carrie bradshaws apartment…her doors are brown…get with it…
people! people! this is clearly the result of some shafty photoshop work. There are repetitive blur marks on the knuckles and a definite unnatural shift in color where the base of the fingers are upwards. ALSO what is up with her OTHER hand? I mean it looks really awkward and why do we only see three fingers and a thumb!? wtf!
Re: Brendolynne – i have hands like that too, when i have worked a lot, or when it is really hot. it's quite shallow to condemn her because of that.
(and instead praise madonna who looks ten times worse)
did she run out of her garnier conditioner or something? good lord.
Ok Perez, that is too harsh. Not every photo of you is a winner
Actually, I bet cosmetic fillers would indeed fix up both madonna and sjp. Or they could just embrace that women's arms (and men too) age like this. Everyone knows fatties don't wrinkle as much, which is why I'm glad to be of normal size.
after all these years of giving Ferris Bueller a hand job she has suffered this kind of permanent damage….hard to grasp something as small as a toothpick and try to give it pleasure.
OH! and has anyone ever seen the dude who does Madonna's fillers?!?!?! Ever seen a hairdresser with completely disgustingly fried hair, and you don't want her to touch yours? I'm just sayin…..her dude was on a BBC special. It was scary to see him. I made audible noises of fright.
i just saw something on vh1 about starts getting hand restoration but apparently she missed the memo cause those are NASTY!
the prob is that she is too skinny,,eat real food,mashed taters,meat loaf..mack and cheese..
Re: ww29 – That's not Carrie Bradshaw's apartment.. it's SJP's apartment. I definitely recognize it.. I pass it every day on the way to work, on St. Charles St in the West Village. Carrie Bradshaw's apartment is about 2 blocks from where that pic was taken though.
Re: ww29 – *Charles St., I mean
Re: Dynamic Czar – someone smart on here…amazing…
They can inject fat from your bottom into your hands - especially if you are a fit gal like Sarah is and not too much body fat - many people are doing it now as hands are more telling of age then your face - so next time u shake someones hand….well u might actually be stroking their bottom…tee hee!!!
i think is funny that you love madonna but you are always talking shit about her arms
Fat injections in the hands! Totally saw it on Dr. 90210.
you'd think by now you could spot photoshop you fuckin idiot
too many shopping bags, not enough time?
She could use some anti frizz on her hair too!
No.
but a plastic surgeon can fix your face
i reccomend that for you mario
you ugly fat fuck.
hands and neck are the firsts to age. keep them moisturized!
I notice that long time ago when she was doing some Sex and the city scenes…I always comented why she had so ugly hands…uggggg!!!
Look at her hair–that's even worse than the hands lol
Not worried about the hands it's the HAIR. Needs some serum quick!!
who wrote this shit?
she needs a grilled cheese sandwich and a hair moisturising treatment NOW!
Maybe she is actually taking care of her new twin daughters and hasent been sleeping or eating much these days. She could just be busy at home being a new mom again. Look at Angelina Jolie, she has the same old hands too and is very skinny. Sometimes a woman puts her children first before they work on themselves Perez..We all cant be JLo, always fresh faced and done up.
My Perezcious does NOT have ugly blue veins bulging out on his pudgy ham-hands and all his fingers are just like cute little Jimmy Dean sausages.
I think she's been using too much Garnier and that's probably not a good thing. Her hair is looking effed.
Oh my God, I'm so glad to see that her hair isn't perfect. She had such gorgeous hair on SatC (sans season 2) and I was always so envious. Granted, Carrie Bradshaw had stylists and I do not, but its still a comfort to know she gets frizzies.
Maybe she forgot that hand lotion exists?
ewwwn u can tell this b!tch is old and really UGLY 2
again, only three fingers and one thumb….. i can't figure out where the other finger is…. ANYONE?
Fuck all yall people abt the veiny (SP?) hands…..Im 45…5'4 ..117 ( this morning)
…Actually….I keep in shape by mowing my yard, playing frisbee..stuff that AINT lifting weights and being eccentric like we laugh at ..HOWEVER…..My hands are somewhat veiney…. SO ??
And whats this shit I just read about SURGERY ????…WHAT THE FUCK FOR ???
Trust me 'Jr's' ……if ur fat like mr mari fuckin o , when u hit us 'VEINEY' peoples ages, then u have nothing to worry about….HOWEVER…If you are somewhat in shape….WOOHOO !!…Welcome to our party…….{{{sheesh.."""have surgery on your hands to make them look younger because of all the veins!""" }}….
GAWD !!
Re: bev7894 – Middle finger to ya, babe
her hands look older than my grandma's!
Ever watch that episode of Seinfeld with 'man hands'? THIS is it!! LOL
gross!
When I get older I seriously would rather be a bit overweight than underweight. All the older women with a little more meat on their bones look prettier. It's like it puffs out their wrinkles or something. These women that try to be super skinny when they're older look like old wrinkled prunes!
SHe does have very unfortunate ugly hands.
that is a SHITTY PHOTOSHOP JOB! U IDIOT! Can't even get it right. For a real fugly just look in the mirror and get real
she's super gracious in her interviews. those are just her hands and she just had two babies! if she were some ridiculous self-absorbed celebrity ok but she's not and can you imagine someone pointing out if your earlobes looked weird?? she's still pretty after all these years.
Re: missdebbie –
She did NOT just HAVE two babies… she paid someone to have them for her. Her hands are disgusting. And no one's hands should like like that in their 40's… 80s maybe.
a phlebotomist dream…
PeePee is the new GranNee
What the fuck do you care? Jesus Christ. You're a chubby prick with badly dyed hair. You're hardly one to go around talking about how shitty people look.