Bleh! Sarah Jessica, WTF?!

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Sarah Jessica Parker's hands should hang out with Madonna's arms!

Your hand looks mutilated, SJP!

Carrie Bradshaw would not leave the house like that!

Either eat some or put on some gloves, because those claws are grossness!!!

Can a plastic surgeon fix your hands???

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: Aug 20, 2009 at 6:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      she has worse hands than construction workers!



    2. 102

      U see Perez, this is why I can't stand you sometimes, she is forty something years old. Her hands look like a thin, 40 something yr old's hands would look.



    3. 103

      its called AGING!! OMG you people in hollywood seem to forget this is what happens when you get older. this is what the rest of the world does. SHOCK!



    4. 104

      Re: icantstandyou999 – WTF? she only has 4 fingers! photoshop maybe?



    5. 105

      Re: Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness – Very true but if you look at her older movies, you'll see she's always had pretty ugly hands. Even in her 20s.



    6. 106

      You'd have to be pretty vain and screwed up to get your hands fixed.

      Perez, all of this crowing about other people's aging is so going to come back to bite you in the ass in about 10 years. Time flies. It'll be here before you know it.



    7. 107

      Split ends anyone??



    8. 108

      Her hands don't look any worse than "Saint" Angie or "Madge".



    9. 109

      Som major frizzy hear going on there - But I love her!!



    10. 110

      hair…



    11. 111

      2 places you can see somebody's real age: neck and hands, cause no plastic surgeon can do something about either one. Excersise doesnt help either. So tadaaa, there you have SJP's real age. I think its because of her age AND because of her smoking, which is disgusting.

    12. I.Z. says – reply to this


      112

      Hands (as well as the neck) will always tell your true age. You may have 100 of face lifts, but there is nothing you can do about hands and neck.



    13. 113

      you gotta be kidding me? anytime someone has a vein popping out of somewhere, you say they have problems or they are ugly? OMG, i have a vein sticking out of my hand. i'm scarred for life. i'm so ugly…help me, please. give me a freaking break.



    14. 114

      She's an aging woman…what do you expect? I'm actually surprised you didn't say anything about her hair as well



    15. 115

      oMfG.. i have only 7 wordS to say.. OMG WTF HAPPEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    16. 116

      i thought her hair was straight… -.-



    17. 117

      WTF!!! holy crap that's awful and she isn't that old either!



    18. 118

      You are so mean somtimes…her knuckles look arthritic. Be nice.



    19. 119

      Oh My God Mario, what the hell is wrong with you. Given that you don't even come close to perfection, what is it with your need to trash people who get older with dignity. Trust me you idiot….you too will look like this and worse. Blood fills your veins when your arms are down and on skinny people it shows. There's nothing Wrong with SJP. You on the other hand…..



    20. 120

      Re: megan128 – And you're an idiot.



    21. 121

      Poor SJP! I hope she isn't sick or something — maybe she just got out of the tub!



    22. 122

      SJP has a disease, and thats why her hands are like this…don't remember the name of it, but read an article once. Think it is hereditarey. Must suck !



    23. 123

      Looks a bit photoshopped to me….look at her from the wrist down her arm. Doesn't match. Even her hair looked p-shopped, but it could have been frizzy….it was really humid in NYC yesterday.



    24. 124

      what's worse the hands or that fried ass hair..EWWWW



    25. 125

      That can't be real….



    26. 126

      Fuck man, people age. If you wanted to focus on something..how about her frizzy hair.



    27. 127

      My grandmother has better hands then that and she is 87 years old…you would think with all her money she would do something about it, if not for celeb purposes but for her own sense of growing old gracefully…
      Don't get me wrong I think SJP is great but have a bit of respect for yourself…



    28. 128

      Since when did aging become a bad thing???



    29. 129

      My God, I can't believe it. The chic SJP looking trashy like Madonna? Well, it's the price for being old, and not caring enough with your appearance.



    30. 130

      How do hands get this way??? This is not a normal hand for a woman her age. Whats with all the veins?



    31. 131

      I love the Split Ends!!!!



    32. 132

      UMMM…..Maybe because she's getting OLD. That's what happends with age. And for those of you shit-talking her hair, she lives in NYC, incase you didn't know it can get deathly hot there in the summer, along with humidity, and she has super curly hair, which in most cases hair like that frizzes in weather like that. Dicks.

    33. Oma says – reply to this


      133

      Great veins. Never have to worry about a nurse sticking her more than once.



    34. 134

      Her skinny hands have been like that for years. But no one could see it because "Carrie Bradshaw" was SO friggin fabulous!! Face it, SJP has and always will be one really UGLY woman!!! She looks like a friggin horse!



    35. 135

      Restalyne!!!!



    36. 136

      omg i almost threw up in my mouth I actually dont feel very good



    37. 137

      OMG, that is just plan sick! Please eat a cookie or a cracker.



    38. 138

      Her hands are fine. She just doesn't have much body fat. You think she should stay in the house because she's older. How many years you got left before you stay in?



    39. 139

      Maybe shes worn them out, fisting her husband.



    40. 140

      I demand to see another photo! It is possible she was just soaking them for an extended period of time. Ever look at your hands after a long bath? I am being optimistic. And actually, yes-there is a procedure that injects fat into your hands to make them look younger.



    41. 141

      Sarah Jessica Parker's hands + Madonna's arms + Rachel Zoe's face = the old lady in The Shining in room 237!



    42. 142

      That line about how her hands should hang out with Madonna's arms had me laughing! Very, very good one!

    43. @v@ says – reply to this


      143

      Hands get like that from hard work, so most of you don't need to worry. ;P



    44. 144

      Hey, it's what curly hair looks like without conditioning and bothering with tons of products.
      About the hands… it's not like all of us are so fucking perfect.

    45. cait says – reply to this


      145

      Kids, THAT is why you always need to apply lotion to your hands. Your neck and your hands show signs of aging first.

    46. PHfan says – reply to this


      146

      I'm pretty sure she has no control over how the veins in her hands look…heaven forbid the stars should age and show it! She is SJP! Cut her some slack. What have you (bloggers) done with your lives?!?



    47. 147

      OMG!! her hand…



    48. 148

      IT MEANS SHE'S HYDRATED-
      YOU DOPE!



    49. 149

      peoples hands age just like the rest of them, i applaud her for not running to the surgeon for everything even though i cant stand her



    50. 150

      Put some Garnier on that shit!!



    51. 151

      What's wrong with them??? Even her fingers are wrinkled and it looks as if the hand was burned or when you spent a lot of time in the tub!!!!!

      What happened there???



    52. 152

      Hey SJP don't feel too bad. at least you dont have a big toe for a finger like someone else.

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