Patricia Heaton - FAIL!

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Looks like Patricia Heaton forgot to take Math in school!

Ha! Idiot!

Check out the LOLz above of Patricia's appearance on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

    Posted: Aug 20, 2009 at 9:45 am / Email this  »

    90 comments to “Patricia Heaton - FAIL!”



    1. 1

      Why the hell are you not reporting the Jasmine Fiore murder?!?



    2. 2

      THIS IS SO FUCKING OLD PEREZ!

      Get your FAT HEAD out of the donut box and keep up!



    3. 3

      Fuck you fatass cocoballs perez–the only time you can count is when the scale goes up another 10 pounds



    4. 4

      Sure, Perez, sure. Let us see if you can do the math yourself! Who's the real idiot?



    5. 5

      Now it's her turn to give you a black eye; or kick you in the balls if you have any….



    6. 6

      Dime, penny, nickel, call them what they are instead of stupid names…
      At least she is hot!



    7. 7

      omg how stupid can you be….. she doesnt even try to think about it… jesus…
      btw, what has she done with her lips?? she looks/talks different..



    8. 8

      Ummm…most celebrities are idiots. That's why they become celebrities. Including you, Mario.



    9. 9

      this made me smile. i dunno who she is but man that was cute!!

    10. mlizz says – reply to this


      10

      i would have never been able to get that answer and i just graduated from high school, never mind being out of school forever and never using math haha



    11. 11

      Shall we count all the mistakes you have made? Would take a while. Glass houses Perez.



    12. 12

      Re: brainchild – haaaaaaaaaa



    13. 13

      well i don't blame her it took a few seconds for me to figure out the answer they should've asked lauren conrad this question



    14. 14

      Hey Douche this is old news, now put down the Doritos and print some real gossip oh wait you can't because your too lazy t o get your fat ass out of bed, lazy fuck.



    15. 15

      botox



    16. 16

      Re: CRABBY APPLETON – hey you♥



    17. 17

      STUPID AMERICANS! LMAO



    18. 18

      so much for middle america being smarter! LOL



    19. 19

      THE NEXT SHOW SHE WILL BE ON IS ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER….



    20. 20

      There is no way I would be able to answer that question without a calculator and she's on TV-under major pressure. Come on-give her a break. I don't like her but seriously, most people probably couldn't figure this out under the same circumstances.



    21. 21

      Sure it was tough to figure that out in a short amount of time, but she pissed me off when she didn't even try to figure it out until the very end.



    22. 22

      Euro's arent really taught in schools in America. Sorry, I don't know too many people who would have known that answer either, especially under stress. But thats the school system's fault in this country. Basic things are not being taught, like grammar, phonics, spelling, basic math, adding, multiplying, etc. Most store clerks couldn't give the correct amount of change if it werent for the machines in front of their dumb asses telling them exactly how much.



    23. 23

      oh fuck off, she could have done it without all the pressure.



    24. 24

      Ha!! She is sporting some Paula Abdul face in that pic. lols



    25. 25

      Who is this special needs bitch? Hideously annoying.



    26. 26

      Ya, it's all scripted!
      .
      Nice plug for the husband. Got his pic flashed up on the screen.



    27. 27

      Who needs math when you have FAITH!



    28. 28

      maybe Scientology followers don't believe in maths?



    29. 29

      I'm usually not one to judge, but that's pretty pathetic. For those of you talking about the pressure of being on TV, she's an actress. She should be used to being in front of an audience and being on television.

      Treester77 - what the hell does "euros aren't really taught in American schools" have to do with anything. The question is one of simple mathmatics and knowing the value of AMERICAN money. In other words, what's 5×1.50? Since she's American, she should know the value of a penny, a dime, a quarter and a nickel.



    30. 30

      shes sooooooooooo annoying.
      I dont know what a nickel or a penny is, because we dont use that in my country, but I knew the answer in 10 seconds,



    31. 31

      she was really nervous…She did get the answer, did she not? Then she did not fail…so mean



    32. 32

      Hahahahaha. She looked like such a dumbass!



    33. 33

      I can't believe she is such a dumbass and I hope she is not managing her own money. I can also not get all the ASSES DEFENDING HER ON THIS SITE and mlizz who just "finished" high school and can't do math herself…

      The question CLEARLY states five times $1.50…that equals $7.50…

      Fifty dimes equals five dollars…

      Ninety pennies equals ninety cents…

      Seventy nickels equals $3.50…

      WHAT DOES THAT LEAVE???!!! DUH???!!!

      I fear for the future of our country…



    34. 34

      She gets nervous when it comes to math, so what. The simplest math problem can become the hardest when you're on the spot.



    35. 35

      I don't know but when you are under pressure is harder to do things cause you can't think clearly.. it doesn't mean she's an idiot. Besides being at home watching it is a lot easier than being there.



    36. 36

      Q: Since when did stupidity become entertainment?
      A: Since Republicans came to roost.



    37. 37

      Re: Treester77 – How fucking stupid are you?!



    38. 38

      Re: Treester77
      LOL!
      Why don´t you exchange euros for apples instead then, you idiot!



    39. 39

      OOOLLLLDDDD



    40. 40

      hahaha this woman is so cute



    41. 41

      this has been out for a while



    42. 42

      Re: SamiJames – Are you freaking kidding me? You think a normal person wouldn't be able to figure out which of those piles of coins adds up to $7.50?

      I'm sorry but it does NOT take a calculator to figure out that 90 pennies do not add up to $7.50!



    43. 43

      And I thought blondes were dumb. She made absolutely no attempt to even use her brain until the 6:25 mark. That was pathetic.

    44. Jes08 says – reply to this


      44

      That was painful to even watch….



    45. 45

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      Ha!
      .

      Perez! Too funny, kid!
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      You, who lacks both grammer and spelling skills, calling someone else an "idiot"!

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      Not to mention the fact you can dish out the caustic comments and hate, but you can't take the heat yourself! How do "we", as you would so narcissistically put it, know this?

      .

      By the fact you've banned yours truly.

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      Perez, sweetie. YOU…are a hypocrite.

      .

      Now, let's see if you have the humility and guts to reinstate me and allow this post to appear.

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      I'm not holding my breath, man.

      .



    46. 46

      STUPID Woman!!!!



    47. 47

      That was disgraceful. Anybody who cannot figure that out IN THEIR HEAD in less than 10 or 15 seconds (at the most) is an idiot!



    48. 48

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      Well, I'll be damned! And…I am.

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      You reinstated me and posted my post. Kudos to ya, Perez. I give ya props.

      .

      Now maybe can I get back to being one of the other myriad nasties on here, including yourself?

      '

      Carry on, P-man.

      .



    49. 49

      Can't believe this..
      DUMB!



    50. 50

      Re: Treester77 – And THEY SAID, if an euro is worth $1.50…come on…BAD EXCUSE!



    51. 51

      This question is easy, but I'm sure being on TV and having time restrictions changes things…

    52. Theo says – reply to this


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      Well, I have a graduate degree and under the clock I don't know if I could figure it out fast enough.



    53. 53

      HEHEHE SWEAT SHOP BOSS HEATON APPARENTLY CANT DO MATH.. AND ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS WHEN IT APPLIES TO ASSISTANT'S PAYCHECKS!! OUCH, JUST SAYIN. HAHA.



    54. 54

      Re: Theo – UR AN IDIOT! SOME COLLEGE NEEDS TO BE AUDITED FOR GIVING FAKE GRADUATE DEGREES. SMDH.



    55. 55

      Geez, Perez, I betcha if it was Kellan who was giggling and flailing about on a math question, you would have nauseated us all with your obligatory coos and sickening doodles all over his chest and crotch. In fact I wish it was a cute guy who had given that performance instead of a strong conservative woman. You obviously have an irrational misogynistic fear of the latter.



    56. 56

      i suck at math..this really wasn't obvious to me…



    57. 57

      Re: Into The Nightlife – : "I fear for the future of our country…"

      I really don't know why you fear for "the future" when Heaton is 51 years old. Do you not understand what simple sayings mean? Should I be the one "fearing for our future" now?



    58. 58

      Mario, you're calling Patty Heaton an "idiot" because she's conservative. Thin skinned, to say the least. If someone dished it out to you, you'd be crying like a baby, uber.



    59. 59

      See Perez.. This is why you will get punched even harder, and your career… If thats what you call this shit, will crash and burn. Its one thing to "report", but its another to add that not so funny comment. Calling her an idiot? Really? Like some have stated, how the hell is it really that easy to figure out how many nickles and dimes, it takes to make $7.50? Obviously the answer is either A or B. I got a question for you….

      How many Gallons of tears did Perez cry from getting Bitch slapped my the Manager of the continuing successful Black Eyed Peas?
      A. 3 B. 10. C.25 D. Violence is the answer when Perez is involved.

      Bonus question!

      Giving the very emotional video Perez made, and the call to the cops over his "Beat Down". What was used to treat his Boo Boo?
      A. Kiss from Mommy. B. Insane amount of stitches. C. 1 tissue and tap water. D. Trip to the emergency room to remove his testicles, and millions of people laughing and saying "He deserved it" for a whopping 2 weeks?



    60. 60

      wow she didn't even give it a shot she just said "i can't do this" !!

      its not that hard to multiply 1.5 by 5 and get 7.50 but the next part is a little difficult but i could've worked it all out in about 30 seconds! she is just dissapointing and unbelievable. wow.



    61. 61

      Re: schutte – Never mind her…how about the idiots on these boards who say they can't do the same math problem either…and seem to think it is not a problem!
      THAT'S WHAT I MEANT BY THE FUTURE…



    62. 62

      haha thats funny how did she even graduate elementary school lol



    63. 63

      and she actually said in the first part of the video that people in middle america or something are smart…LOL. DUMBASS.



    64. 64

      Re: MakeMeWannaScream
      i totally agree!!!!!!



    65. 65

      Nice little dig at people who live on the coast. See who watches your show now, bitch.



    66. 66

      Damn, Patricia Heaton is a fucking MILF. Plastic surgery looks good on her.



    67. 67

      Hey FuckTard…bet you didnt know the answer.

      It was a difficult question



    68. 68

      Why fail, you stupid shmuck!? she was so cute, i loved that!



    69. 69

      perez you fat fuck
      like your so smart?
      i dont think so.



    70. 70

      You people are not reading the question. It's not asking for the mathematical conversion, THAT'S GIVEN! 1.25 for the dollar: i.e. $0.75.

      Thus, you can easily solve this by just thinking the increments through:
      $1.50 = 6 quarters.
      $1.50 = 15 dimes
      $1.5 = 30 nickels
      $1.50=150 pennies.

      Based on that, you can already eliminate the pennies. Now x2 and you can eliminate the nickels as logic plays a part. x3 and you're left with 28 quarters on $4.50. Do you really need a calculator to figure out x?

      x=?
      30x=5.00

      I mean, serioulsy. There are a thousand ways to solve this.Your inability to do so and request a calculator is a prime example as to why America needs to do something about its schooling system: the dumbing down of a america! Middle class, what middle class!?!?!?

      She is lucky she has money, because that's all she has.



    71. 71

      you seriously have nothing better to do with your time but bash people…get a frickin life perez i dont think you coulda done any better



    72. 72

      Re: citizen – Wow… You tried so hard to sound smart, but your an idiot. I LAIDBACK is going to call you out, and you stupid ass equation.
      "clears throat." Ahem.

      1 Euro is worth $1.50 Right? How much is 5 Euros worth? Simple. X
      X=$1.50
      Soooooo…. That means the equation is. 5x=? 5 x $1.50= $7.50.. Ok, with that out the way…
      50 dimes is $5.00
      90 pennies is $.90
      70 nickels is $3.5
      And… 30 quaters is…. $7.50 Answer A… Dont even know why you tossed in $.75? Its a simple cut and paste type of question.
      You're too smart for us.



    73. 73

      First of all she didn't fail. She eventually got the answer right. I would have had the same initial reaction. I am terrible at math, have a phobia about it actually. I looked at it one step at a time, and got the answer, but I can understand her initial reaction, she hates math, and didn't want to feel embarrassed because she can't just look at it and know the answer.

    74. tj77 says – reply to this


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      Why the hell do you hate her so much? Woulda liked to see you do the math under that kind of pressure. You're such a prick.



    75. 75

      She's usually really pretty but she looks bad with all that plastic surgery.



    76. 76

      Who wants to bet a million $s that there is NO WAY Perez could do similar problems?



    77. 77

      Idiot!



    78. 78

      I think she is wonderful !



    79. 79

      Her plastic surgeon must have taken out her brain along with all the extra fat.



    80. 80

      idiot



    81. 81

      lawl

    82. VGirl says – reply to this


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      Re: Treester77 – hahahahha sorry but that's a dumb comment!! is not about euros it was just multiply and knowing coin denominations. If you're american you can answer that!



    83. 83

      did it really have to take that long?
      6 minutes?
      really?



    84. 84

      I'm pretty sure she got that right… and won 50,000. I wouldn't consider that a fail, Perez.

    85. embo says – reply to this


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      Classic conservative moron!



    86. 86

      Re: MakeMeWannaScream – Omg I knooooow!! Wtf…I noticed that tooo!



    87. 87

      Regis should have gotten the check!



    88. 88

      Like you could do any better? there's also a thing called dyscalculia. Maybe she knows she isn't strong at math and isn't afraid to admit her weaknesses, unlike you you fat fuck.



    89. 89

      I cannot count or add for the life of me, and if i were in "the hot seat" it'd be even worse, the bitch got it right regardless if EVERYONE HELPED HER she EVENTUALLY figured it out, who cares?



    90. 90

      People usually freeze up when put on the spot, especially about math. Nothing new about that. She can't be too much of an idiot since she did get the right answer.