K-Stew Is A Prostitute!
Tell us something we don't know!
Kristen Stewart has signed on to the indie raunchfest Welcome to The Rileys in a role which finally captures her bright disposition.
The actress will play Mallory, a young lap dancer and prostitute with her share of nude scenes.
“It’s an independent movie that nobody would normally see and now it’s like, ‘Oh, let’s go see Bella [Twilight character] in this stripper movie; it’ll be crazy!’” said the enlightening K-Stew. “Working with James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo, who is just incredible, was the most fruitful life-changing experience on a movie that I’ve ever had."
Definitely fruitful, now that the whole world will be seeing her melons!
Kristen continued, “It was just the hardest subject matter I’ve ever had to deal with — I play a very broken young girl who is a runaway. She’s a street kid. She’s working in a strip club and James Gandolfini’s character is just as dead inside as she is — and they wake each other up.”
Wait, she'll be needing to play a character that isn't continually dead inside?!
Yikes!
They've got the wrong girl!
[Image via WENN.]
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she is good in Indie films
she should just stick to Indie
Uhh, sounds just like the Wrestler asshole.
Oh Perez ur so hard on her! I love her! But its ok that u don't! I just think she is so real compared to all the other Hollywood skanks…
I love the title of this story.
Well, that outfit is a start…
I'll definitely be skipping that movie…
Perez or whoever the fuck is writing this shit,
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
this constant bullshit rant against the girl is getting annoying.
again PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
thanks.
U are nasty Perez…
why do you hate her so much? I hope the black eye peas kick your ass again.
rpattz will love this one!
Perez, she filmed this before Twilight. It just hasn't come out on DVD or in theaters. This is old news.
hahahah she's a WAY better actress that you are Mario… you're just jealous b/c she is dating Rpatz
and btw I saw a interview you did where you said you think they're dating..why cant you be that nice about her on your blog..oh wait.. your a TWO FACED fat ass blogger
When they need someone to play a character that is continually a pig inside they will tap Perez.
Are you constantly ripping this broad because she has all the things in life you so desperately crave? Good looks, a good body and talent. You suck you fat fucking idiot. Shes out starring in blockbuster movies and your drawing pc paint dicks over peoples pictures. You are the definition of a fucking hack.
blarg, Perez, enough of the hate.
She's a good actress, I'm sure it's an interesting role.
I can't believe you're an actor, perez. You know shit about cinema! I mean… 17 again is a great movie, but some indie movie that actually has a plot sucks? oic. BTW, calling someone who did nothing to deserve it a whore it's what makes people punch you. I hope you run into her, cause she can totally kick your fatass.
Oh no,,I think they got the perfect girl for the part.
HaHa i guess we noe that robert pattinson is going to be watching dis movie! dont be so harsh on perez, kristen stewart is NOT a good actor. actually she succks. she killed twilight.
This is a movie she made before she got famous!!! Before she "made it" she had to take whatever she could get, and this is the best that came along when she was a veritable "nobody". Lots of the stars of today had their start in crappy nudie movies because they had to start on the bottom! Don't hate so much!!!!!
Just a little jealous she's getting some from R Patz's aren't ya?
I don't like the Joan Jett look on her, but dig her long legs. Hopefully she looks good in the prostitute flick and that we can see her boobs and little bald beaver!!!
If she was a prostitute I'd be broke!
Kristen Stewart is amazing! Lay off of her. -_-
I bet that movie rocks! She's a great actress.
she is sooo gross and awkward who wants to see that naked?
Leave her alone, Perez. She is a great, original actor.
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"Tell us something we don't know" LMAO, love the title. I think she just plays the same person/herself in every movie. Is that called acting from now on?
My Perezcious does not like her because she appears to be modelling a porcupine quill skirt and he fears it could be used as a protective apparatus against homosexual advances.
just a question - you launched cocoperez to get rid of the "nastieness" but are unable to see that not the comments (which are switched off at coco) are what is nasty, but the shit you write? wow.
she looks remarkably like my daugher in that picture
what a completely pointless post….
i remember when nobody knew who this girl was.
she is ridiculous
she's so damn fugly - guess I would have to be a twilight fan to get the appeal of this girl, cause I am amazed that she's so popular.
You couldn't PAY ME to see her strip. I'm so sick of her already. The girl is a zombie…no personality…ZERO, and it has nothing to do with RPatz. I've known who she is for years and never thought she could act her way out of a bag. For the first time EVER I'm agreeing with Perez, which scares the hell out of me!!
This is such old news. I've known this for about four months now. You don't even personally know her, so I don't see how you could be so harsh. She is a very good actress. Better than you would ever be anyways. Team Kristen!
Old news is old. I saw the movie being filmed last November.
eeeeeeewwww nobody wants to see her naked!!!!
PEREZ I LOVE YOU! THIS IS BRILLIANT!HAHAHA! I can't wait to see this and critisize the shit out of it.
This is OLD NEWS Perez. We knew this for a while.
Stop being so hard on her.
At least she gets cast in movies unlike you're fat gorilla ass.
This is old, they talked about this movie for a while now. dumbass
PERFECT ROLE FOR HER!!!! LOL
Stop using that photo. I want to cry everytime I see that gorgeous Rock and Republic dress with that skanky tank underneath
Seriously I get it she wants to act the rocker chick part, but if she were hard core she wouldn't be so concerned about her tits, which now that I think about it doesnt this roll contradict that outfit? Hmmm well I hear she makes a better Indie actor than mainstream so hears hoping the roll sounds amazing.
they filmed this movie a while ago.
I love Kristen Stewart. She is an amazing actress. Now - for you haters - you do realize every time you bash on Perez and make a comment - his popularity - albeit negative - rises. So keep commenting - you're making him richer. The more comments = the more advertisers realize you're on his website.
You're essentially defeating your own negative wishes on Perez. It's like paying a shrink when there's nothing wrong with you. Just buck up and walk away. . .
LATE. KStew has already filmed this movie. She filmed it between Twilight and New Moon. Post-production is finished on it, and she has already viewed a screening. It is a small indie film and will not have widespread theatrical release.
saw Twilight. never read the books. Not my cup of tea. Found [b]Ashley Green[/b] extremely hot. Would love to see AG do this. K-Strew was not that attracted to. although if she offered herself i would do her. She does have hot legs.
Re: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat – but if it gets DVD distribution , they would make a ton of sales.
Here we go again… SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ!!!!! She could dance circles around you, she's been acting since she's a kid and she could teach you a thing or two. You could definitely use some acting skills so that you can pretend it didn't hurt when Will.I.am beats the crap out of you again.
I swear, RPatz must be working hard at the gym just to kick your ass. You better sleep with one eye open Perez, he WILL kick your ass for disrespecting such a talented actress, and most importantly, his girlfriend.
she doesn't have nude scenes. You are so full of shit, Perez. She gets hand picked by Barry Levinson and Sean Penn and is praised by DeNiro and Jodie Foster and Bruce Dern and you think you're fucking opinion on her actin matters? Shut the fuck up and get back to kissing Katie Perry's stupid, ditzy ass. You can have her, I'll take my sweet hooker Kstew anytime!
Love her
I think we should wait to judge her acting skills until we see more examples of her range.
oh shit, you just wrote she just signed onto this too. You dumb fuck, she shot this last summer.and I forgot you were an "actor" at one time too. lol Holy shit, how did that work out for you? It seemed to work out for kstewie, she's got Roger Ebert jizzing all over himself over her acting in Adventureland and Cake Eaters. And Jodie Foster named her her acting successor. Sean Penn said she was the cream of the crop of young actors, and she's fucking Robert pattinson. You're such a coveting bitch, Perez!hahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHA wow wat a stuck up biattcchh. No one wants to watch this girl strip. or actually no one wants to watch her in general. She sucks.
and to the one complaining she wore a tank under the dress. It was for a fucking teen awards show, of course she's not going to bare her breasts, she's not a dumb attention whore.
um this sounds like…. "taxi driver"???
young jodi foster= young prostitute on the street
robert De Niro= delusional, ex military taxi cab driver who meets jodi and at the end shoots up the men in a brothel and he gets arrested.
She's a fashion victim, but that doesn't make her a hooker.
Do you RESEARCH ANYTHING? This movie has been completed for a LONG time already!!! Gah. Seriously, it takes 2 minutes to check thigns like this. DO IT!
this isn't the first time she has showed her ta-ta's!! Try the movie restraint with the guy that is in true blood… she was a big ole' ho in that!
I doubt that she will have any nude scenes. Everything will be strategically covered, or there will be a stand-in. She has no "melons."
OMG PEREZ U R EXAGGEATING SO MUCH I HEARD ABOUT THIS FILM LIKE A WHILE ago and she will play a stripper and prostitute but i bet that her nude scenes are going to classy with taste i seen her movies THE CAKE EASTERS and ADVENTURELAND and she had sex scenes naked but it was tasteful and classy…I love indie movies they always have a message and they r really good…..I LOVE KRISTEN since i first saw her in PANIC ROOM which i love
And how ironic you call her a prostitute, yet you kiss the asses of casting couch whores like megan fox and katy perry. Too funny.
DUDE PEREZ GET FACTS STRAIGHT , SHE ALREADY DID THIS MOVIE AFTER TWILIGHT !!! SHEESH U BASH HER AND YET U DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER , U R PATHETIC
FILM CRITICS HAVE SAID THAT HER PERFORMANCE IN THIS FILM CAN GET HER AN OSCAR NOD
SOO WAIT AND SEE U ASSHOLES WHO BASH HER FOR ONE OF HER MOVIES , WHEN SHE HAS 23 OTHER GREAT FILMS TO HER NAME AND PRAISE FROM A-LIST ACTORS SHE HAS WORKED WITH AND EVEN THOSE WHO SHE HASNT !!!
OHH YEAH AND I SAY THIS ALL WHO HATE KRISTEN FOR NO REAL REASON WHATSOEVER ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT SHE GETS TO ENJOY BRITISH SAUSAGE FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
It just makes me laugh so hard that you demean her acting skills so much, yet are constantly singing Megan Fox's praises. Kristen has done MUCH more respectable movies. I'm not sure that I'm a huge fan of Sean Penn, but I do think he is extremely talented, and he cast her in one of his movies, so the people that actually know what they are doing must think more highly of her than you do.
Sounds like a role Kristen will be good at.
Great opportunity for her to work with 2 really good actors.
She's so fucking hot. I want her to wrap those long legs around me and let me go to town. She's got the perfect body, thin and young and perky as hell. I bet she's an animal in bed.
Well, Robert apparently doesn't thimk she's dead inside Perez…So, tell how much that hurts?
Re: LoveLabels –
"she is sooo gross and awkward who wants to see that naked?"
Ummmmm… R-Patz?
jealous fool…..we know what robs going to be watching when he isnt with kristen and is lonelyy. Kristen is a great actress and your jealous cause she is more famous than you, fucking r-patzz, gorgeous….oh and skinnier than you will ever be. DONT HATE
Re: Lovely Libra Lady – yeah and someday they will read the comments.
If she was a prostitute, I'd pay top dollar to bend her over and wipe that little smirk off her face. Tasty little tenderloin.
Don't ya need tits to be able to play a convincing stripper? Maybe they can add them via CGI.
way to constantly be behind on the times…i heard about this movie at least four months ago. congrats on not getting the scoop. again.
Where is that lazy-assed Megan Fox? My pickup truck is getting dirtier by the minute and I put out a casting call almost a week ago. Who the Hell is going to wash the filthy thing? Not me, that's for sure!
I can't wait to see her hot little quim rub up against a pole. I almost blew my wad when she rode that fucker ryan reynolds with her perky tits moving all over.
Ewwww, can all you nasty horndogs stop wacking off to her on this thread? I don't want to fucking hear all the disgusting details of your jailbait fantasies.
redthree: let me guess, you do have tits-because you weigh 300 lbs and live off big macs and milkshakes. Fucking bitter fat girls on this thread make me laugh.
I rather do Megan Fox…
Megan Fox's ass and hips get fat when she's not careful and her tits are sagging already. Kristen's tighter, in every way I bet!
sounds interesting ill see it
If shes a prostitute then which street can i find her on, because i will take a plane, a bus, a train, whatever i have to to get it on with her. I will pay top dollar, i love you kristen, just remember he is fat and jealous.
What the fuck kind of thread has this turned into? Bunch of jack offs….
ha ha perez you wish someone wanted to see your melons. get over this girl.
1 WORD: TREATMENT!
I think she has almost no talent…..yet I want to see this film.
&& how can you not comment on that outfit perez…?
An idea for you fat shit: lay off, Kristen Stewart because there will be repercussions for these lame insults you whip out. Karma will knock you out GOOD for round 2. Oh, and karma is synonymous with Rob Pattinson. You can go back to ass kissing your crop of untalented bozos and Kristen (if she even read this POS post) will go back to fucking Rob for the night.
search IMDb….the movie has already been filmed……love you perez……..but fact find…….just not released yet
She looks like a junkie.
Thanks, Perez for the visual of kristen's sweet shaved pu ssy wrapped around a pole. I don't even have to download any porn now, that will milk me out just fine.
And Megan is fine as hell, but she looks like a stiff fuck, like she'd bitch if you touched her hair and shit. KRisten looks like she'd yell at you pull it harder!
Perez,
Why do you hate her so much? She's doing varied roles in movies. Is that bad? That's why it's called acting.
She's gross.
Talk about one person I NEVER wanted to see naked…seriously. I will never get the deal with this girl. Not only is she not pretty, she is a TERRIBLE actress. Why are so many people calling her a great actress?! Have they SEEN any of her movies?!?!
I've seen her in Adventureland and I rubbed a tummypancake out in her honor after watching her sex scenes. That makes her a winner in my book.
cms613: I have seen several of her movies-cake eaters, speak, the one with jamie bell. She's so talented it's ridiculously. But you don't have to rely on fans' opinions. As others have already said, she's not getting hired by Sean Penn or Barry Levinson because she's chopped lliver. Sandra Bullock said she's the coolest and best actress to come to hollywood in a long time. Jodie Foster has said that if she had to pick an actress that she say following in her footsteps, she'd pick kristen. Don't listen to fans-listen to her industry peers who appraise her.
She looks stoned in this photo op.
wtf are you people saying… she is a terrible actress…
dude, leave her alone. you're obviously just jeally that she gets to make out with robert pattinson and you don't. it's like you have a kristen stewart complex or something. sad :/
she looked better in twilight then what she has been looking like …its god awful ugliness