Separated At Birth

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   *Bubu* says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   both ugly

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   squirm00 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Okay, that's just mean.

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   PixieCullen says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   yeah.. almost.. NOT..
   perez are you trashing ROBERT PATTINSON -your all time crush- because he ignores you (read: avoids you like a plague) or did you just jizzed in your pants from that avatar creature and crushing over him now too?
   whichever it is, dont talk trash about my Patsy

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   twistedviridiana says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   YES!!!!!! Finally you get one right! This is so funny, they DO look alike! I still don't know what the big deal is with Robert….

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   twistedviridiana.etsy.com

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   The mouths really do look the same. Otherwise, no.

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   MzCullen810 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   omg no he doesnt!! lol

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   tone[E] says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   maybe the mouth, but how about NO! leave my BF alone!

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   MewsikoftheNite says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   The resemblance is in the flatness of the nose and shape of the mouth/teeth. I'd do 'em both. AHA!

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   Zippedychick says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Yeah this one doesn't work so well.

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    Eindhovuuh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lol wtf, you hate him that much?

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    pamebg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    nononoooooooooooooooooooo

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    iheartedward says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    er no.

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    summerslutt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL

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    twilight boricua says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OK Perez explain to me why the Hate on Pattinson now ????

    your jealusy is is sickening really !!!

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    twilight boricua says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OK Perez explain to me why the Hate on Pattinson now ????

    your jealousy is is sickening really !!!

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    mars in velvet says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg you're kidding right ? what happened you saw him with another guy ?

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    Stretcher says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, go to google and search for " ugliest fat fuck on earth ." I think your face comes up first.

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    love_pattinson says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wtf are you talking about. the blue thing doesn't look like him .

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    jmls09 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    huhhh they look nothing alike

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    xxmimzxx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    exactly

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    prettybich says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL's!

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    mandy1234 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wtf. that thing doesn't look like him at all!! why are you hating on him now??

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    ashloG1228 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How could you perez?
    traitor.

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    Jacque318 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what the hell is this? This was a dumb post…

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    Tweeny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    emmm…NOT!!!!

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    bella_sognatore says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh my goodness, people, you are RIDICULOUS! Just because he posted this doesn't mean he is "hating" on Robert Pattinson. I DO enjoy R-Pats, but I am still human enough to see that this is funny AND semi-accurate! So PixieCullen, MzCullen810, iheartedward and twilight boricua, put the Twilight movie on pause for a minute and realize that he is not trashing your beloved Edward or Robert, just stating a funny coincidence.

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    peaceandlove<3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AYE DONT INSULT HIM

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    heidi3thumbs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Uh, negative there Prezie. Why you hatin' on your precious R-Patz now?! Wow maybe sayin' something negative about Lady Gag-Gag is next?!

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    idevenn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wow Perez I'm surprised your talkin about your beloved Robert like that

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    welshboi :P says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yes theyre both ugly . . .

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    JanaSophie_ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Both ugly, lol.
    The flat, oddly shaped nose and the mouth/teeth are both the same.
    And the ears are both poking out the exact same way.
    I'd call this a match.

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    bebelinda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol hater !
    but they do look alike …
    but why yu dissin him like that …
    but robert cuter
    lmao

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    krazyy_katie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Are you going blind? They don't look alike at all.

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    cullen_love says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    nope.

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    steveeck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh wow–you nailed it.

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    Dick Gozinya says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The difference? The creature has clean hair.

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    banana anna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NO

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    Dream Angels Heavenly Kiss says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    No way!! Perez, how could you??? I love R*Patz!!!

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    PixieCullen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: bella_sognatore – oh just stfu and gtfu

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    bella_sognatore says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: CRABBY APPLETON – WOW. This post just makes me sad for YOU! Your life must really suck. You have to sit at home and trash someone you don't even know in order to make yourself feel accomplished. My heart hurts for you.

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    Leahishot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    So obvious that you are mad at Rpattz because he is taken by Kstew. Perez, you are such an ass.

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    perez is a fat hypocrite pig says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
    both Hidious as fuck….

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    maxie pad says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOLs

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    the squirrel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LMAO

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    german_babygirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol i just peed my panz… hes still one of the hottest "creatures" on earth haha

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    superholly88 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Peter Jackson. Stooooopid.

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    gossipslander says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I know the blue face but who is other guy?

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    methesupergirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wow, they really do look alike, LOL

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    bella_sognatore says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: PixieCullen – HAHAHAH! You want ME to "gtfu"?? haha! That's a good one. I had to go look that up to see what that chat slang even meant. Here's a idea, educate yourself and write in full sentences.

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    ItzzzNessa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    uuuuuh..fuck you?! -___-

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    SEXYCDN21 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    JUST like him!!!!

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    JM-GIRL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG!!! That's hilarious ………if you stare at it long enought it does IT DOES LOL

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    krislove says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you guys, he is short on articles, he stole this directly from another site, also nikki reed probably came up with this for the other site, she is one angry bit-ch.

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    vancity says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG I KNEW THAT AVATAR LOOKED FAMILIAR!!!

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    TrickSlut says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THEY DO LOOK VERY SIMILAR

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    krislove says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1)you stole this from another site,
    2)this is not funny they look nothing alike
    3)you really are slipping when you can't find articles of your own and you post ridiculous crap like this!
    4)is kellan your new fav, i have a friend who saw him in vancouver and she said he was very rude and wouldn't say hello to any fans, so kellan is obviously not very nice perez. I bet rob would be nicer in person.

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    PixieCullen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: bella_sognatore – wow you are one attention seeking hobag hahahaa. why dont you go find a dick to put in that useless blowhole of yours, so at least that way you do something useful, you hateful creature.. that is, if you are able to find someone who is willing and/or stupid enough to get sucked by your useless ass
    BYEEEE now

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    S-Fab says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh dear God! First, when I read your well known 'seperated at birth' topic, i didn't dare to take a look at the pic next to Rob and then i took a quick glimpse SHOCKED for only one spill of a second O NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SOOOOOOOO WHOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and i hate myself for it. OH no, HILARIOUS. But I do love him and he is really beautiful in every way. Im so sorry but i had to laugh at this one. Love you Rob .x.

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    lovelyS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    stop hating!

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    titays says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You know what this is , this is perez turning on rob because he hasn't shown his face in over a week. I told you fans that perez is fickle and turns even on the ones he loves, he is very false and a bully, remember he even wrote that bad tipping story and smelly story on rob. He is a true fan of noones, he would turn on his own mother if he had too. PEREZ IS A FAKE AND A PHONY, WHEN WILL ALL YOU FOLLOWERS WAKE UP AND CATCH ON, HE WOULD DISS ALL YOU AS WELL IF HE HAD THE CHANCE, PEREZ SUCKS BALLS. I HOPE ROB PUNCHES YOU OUT.

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    titays says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is so cruel, i guess you mean the teeth and the nose. But you are wrong i can't believe you think think this is the way to win him over. You will turn on the whole cast and then you will fall all over them when you meet them at some function. You even had a dig at poor taylor about drinking when you know that he wasn't drunk and he is underage. You are giving all these actors a bad name, and then in the next breath you are promoting the hell out of their movies. You are so fake perez, stop saying you love him and taylor and then you bash them subtly, you are so mean.

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    titays says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    nikki sent it to him from the other site, she is evil. Perez only posted it because it was something to do with rob. Nikki how could you send this!

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    S-Fab says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why is everybody so freaked out about the blue man. Like he's hidious. Why is that ? He is not.

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    marialucia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wow dude, I know, you're just pissed ’cause his doin' Kristen Stewart&not you! LOL! Bitter much? Yep, definetaly!

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    HavierPotter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haa haa they do look alike.

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    MewsikoftheNite says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I think Robert Pattinson is good looking, and I still see the resemblance here. This isn't a diss to R-Pattz.

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    butterlove says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    pretty funny!

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    midnightsun2468 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Thats wrong Perez, just wrong.

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    flakey0741 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yes finally someone agrees he is UGLY!!!

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    sleezy*e says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    it's a joke, calm yourselves.

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    Lady B says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ROFLMFAO!~ sad!

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    HulaHula says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lols, perez you crack me up. they do look like brothas

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    Flapjack23 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lmao, they do look alike.

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    xo_Emie_ox says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    meaie rob shouldn't be compared to an alien…. i thought u liked this boy?

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    putthekoolaiddown27 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    So wrong!

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    Yellow Peeps says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    the hot .. and the not

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    Paris France says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: CRABBY APPLETON – Hey Crabby hope you are having a good day! MUAH!

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    Paris France says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEREZ!!!!! That's just wrong! And you know it.

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    andreaa86 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg!
    they're so not separated at birth!
    I'll pretend this didn't happen…
    I love Robb

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    Cashmere Jay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: CRABBY APPLETON – But the comment (44) itself is rather funny i.e. "You have to sit at home and trash someone you don't even know in order to make yourself feel accomplished." since this is what the Perezsite does for a living.

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    vicky_j says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    my god, make your mind up, love him or hate him?

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    Jazzyphizzle18 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    it's just the smile. haha. but i looove Rob's smile!

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    SkeenQueen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Haha, I suppose Perez is looking for another black eye that he REALLY sported.

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    satin_lilly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How predictable. Perez admitted on a video that he does believe Rob's with Kristen and he's turning on him now, probably thinking Rob betrayed him in some way. Not only are you delusional Perezito, you're a petulant child. You honestly thought he'd ditch a girl he's content with just to make you happy? At least you've got your buttboy, the closeted Zefron, left.

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    marmar26 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bahahaha perez u bitch! lol what happened to your rpatzz obsession? i smell the rejection finally sinking in

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    My Secret says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    STFU Perez!!!!!!!!! ROB DOES NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THAT SHITTY ASS ALIEN. Rob is so hot and amazing. Don't fucking trash him. He is 1000x better than you ever will be. Now apologize!

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    Hah, I love Rob but that is funny as hell. People need to just calm the fuck down, honestly it's a joke! You don't have to think it's funny (even though it is) and I'm pretty sure Rob himself would laugh at this.

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    Aimee999 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    aaaaahahahhahahhaa perez thats hilarious

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    I Love Haters says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Awwww, poor Perez! after all the months of lusting after Robert and him totally ignoring you (no thank yous and playing along, like Zac Efron did) you finally show your true colors. You are one sad, pathetic aging queen.

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    For once I actually agree with you

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    Paris France says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: PixieCullen – Hey sweetie! Hope all is going well for you.
    xoxo!

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    reebabe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    thats mean perez !

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    shells4thetwilightcast says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Really Perez? So the fact that lady gaga looks ugly all the time thats okay? but this is not? okkk. cool. i get it.

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    This kid really needs to learn to shower at least once every other day. The once a week thing just isn't working. He just looks….smelly. And oily. Yuck. I don't get it.

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    My Secret says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Really now Perez? You think Rob looks similar to this fucking alien? Have you seen YOURSELF in the mirror? You looks closer to that ugly godzilla and this alien. Rob is the hottest man ever. He is better looking than any other guy out there and especially YOU. So stop hating on him and get a life will you?

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    peaceandlove<3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    seriously dont start

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    ScottLand says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL PEREZ!

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    MjSkEeNqUeEn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lol, seriously not coming from a Rob fan or hater…it looks nothing like him. and for Bella_sogn-whatthehellever, before you go run your mouth about being "educated", it's "Here's AN Idea"… you forgot the N. Stupid.

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    didi24 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Not funny nor cute!!!
    perez get a LIFE!!!!!

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     Perez! that is so damn mean… I thought you liked Rob? Rob is damn sexy. This is just stupid.