Awesome!!!
Pop boy wonder Sliimy's first-ever performance in the U.K. on Monday is getting glowing reviews!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
How COOL!! Cant wait for more from sliimy!!
YES!!
pop boy wonder? lmfao good one
he should seriously eat something .. cant u lend him some of ur extra fat Perez??
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
Perez, you are such a horrible, transparent shill.
has anyone heard of morgan haberman i heard she stole the role of undiscovered girl from lindsay and miley and that shes the next big thing!
Oh wait, I got the connection now. He's gay. Ding. Now I know why he is a Perez fav. Mario, stop promoting the people you wish were your boyfriends.
Funny when you click his name it takes you right to the itunes store, so you will buy the song. Sorry perez but this "blogsite" is turning into shit. And there is something so fucking annoying about this sliimy thing…
I've loved him so so long now, SO GLAD HES GETTING OUT THERE!!!
fuck yess!
they key phrase in this douchebag's "review" of sliimy is contained in the first sentence… "forgive the drunken haze".
The first sentence says it all… Forgive the drunken haze but I felt it imperative that we were first to review this show and bring you another teentoday.co.uk exclusive…. So drunk and a writer for teen rag mag? And the first paragraph is god awful writing with a rambling run on sentence… another gem: Sliimy grunted, gurned, whispered, gnarled, knashed, choked (and even sang)… In fact, most of the article sounds like it's insulting him, til the writer says he likes it? But hey, he compared him to Lily Allen and we know how P feels about her…
Sounds pretty damn "sliiiiiimy" to me….You must have some investment in his doing good, eh Prez? Whodathunkit!???!!
Oh, and the tidbit that the site has hardly anyone reading it, and it's FB page has 113 fans. Is that because no major music media actually gives a rats ass about it?
Re: imsoregistered – same wavelength my friend. kudos.
I think he's great!
he's soo annoying
(((((((((((((((( TERRIBLE )))))))))))))))))))
If you're listening to live music and not even a little bit pissed than you haven't got a soul. If you like your pop stars with a dose of lunacy rather than polished pap then there is something beautiful in what sliimy does. Else, you're going to hate it. But open your eyes to the theatre and expression of of leftfield music and you'll get it.
Whatever the FB fan numbers say (this widget is about 4 days old) we're one of the UK's biggest teen sites by a long way and mainly aimed at teens 16+.
Thanks for the comments
NOTTTTTT AWESOMEEEEEE!!!FUCK SLIIIMMYY AZZ.
The U.K. must stand for Under Kunt now. Sliimy is totally a piece of shit.
It is scarcely a glowing review. A couple of excerpts - "…none of the high-gloss camp and showmanship of Mika." and "…Sliimy seems more like a rag doll suspended from the rafters, endearingly and occasionally hysterically flailing around the more-prop-than-instrument mic stand." and "… a world of lonely gay teenagers just found a new best friend through their ipod." Please read the review and enjoy (suffer through) the video Live at the Hoxton and leave an honest comment.
what the fuck is up with his hair? yuck.
Yeah, ill trust any interview that starts with "Although in a drunken haze, I felt it imperative that we were first to review this show ".
You are hurting the kid by posting links like these Perez, I guess anything for your sagging record company.
Yeah, ill trust any interview that starts with "Although in a drunken haze, I felt it imperative that we were first to review this show ".
You are hurting the kid by posting links like these Perez, I guess anything for your sagging record company.
you're mucho dilusiano
GLOWING MY ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE GETS GLOWING REVIEWS?…THE TASTE OF MY JIZZ, THATS WHAT. YOU KNOW HOW IT TASTES PEREZ, YOU BROKE INTO DOCTORS OFFICE TO STEAL MY SPERM SPECIMEN THAT WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR A COUNT TEST BUT YOU HAD TO FEED YOUR CUMADDICTION AND YOU ALSO STOLE AN IV SO YOU CAN TAKE IT INTRAVENOUSLY. YOU FAT JIZZ SNORTING COW, I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!!!!! fucking ugly. That kid pisses me off just by looking at him let alone have to listen to his music
garbage
welcome to the cash-machinery - it's gross!
Prince having a psychotic break and Mika in anaphylactic shock would be more entertaining than this abomination. Perez, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING????? This "performance" and your unrelenting mission to ram this tripe down our throats is insulting, at best. Methinks you have an ulterior motive - like Slimey's drawers, perchance?
Re: TattMe619 – He pisses me off too. Perez, do you not read these comments??? 95% of us DO NOT WANT nor care about Sliimy, so stop trying to force-feed him to everybody.
"wonder". . .what does he cure some disease when he sings or something!?
"In fact Sliimy in his finest moments instead comes across as the tortured and poetic kid booted from his bedroom - complete with his diary, wardrobe and all the youthful angst, insolence, joy and passion - and promptly stuck on stage and told to sing."
LMAO - you call this a glowing review? Do you actually think you're fooling anyone? You will say anything to make it appear this freak is awesome or that your tour will be the event of the year. It's marketing at it's worst and as thin as your hairline. You are just a narcissistic flamer who needs to stroke his own ego and dick because you know no one else will.
Mais prend garde, Sliimy, la machine financière cruelle commence à tourner. L’avantage sera à eux et le karma sera à toi. N’oubliez pas la leçon sombre de Michael Jackson.
Talentless loser. He won't even achieve "one-hit wonder" status.
the only damn reason why you like this loser is because you secretly hope like you first suggested that Apple will use this crap on an iPod or iPhone commercial. Which thank god they won't because it's just that horrible.
Also, his songs now provoke the image of your face bouncing around too, and if you look in the mirror once in a while you'll know that that will hurt business, but I guess you don't look because those shirts were horrid too.
This website is not a gossip blog anymore. It's a 24/7 commercial for your personal interests. Please take steps to bring it back to what it once was Perez.
Bring this site back to what it once was…not just a commercial for your personal interests.
hilarious that you think any of us could give a shit about you. we are not here for YOU, perez. we started coming for the GOSSIP
Re: imsoregistered – My thoughts!!!
COCOBALLS perez is fuckiiiiiiiiiiing Sliiiiiiiiiiimy up the back doooooooooooooooor, and that is the only reason he liiiiiiiiiiikes hiiiiiim.
Pop boy wonder?? I wonder why he is even relevant. If Mario didn't keep pushing him down our throats, we would never even know he existed… He can't sing, he moves on stages like he's having a seizure, and his music is horrible…
Sliimey need to just slink away!
I actually quite like him, it's a shame he's signed to your label.