Michael Lohan Is On The Case!!!
Watch closely, Jon Gosselin. This is how the master exploits his children's fame for his own personal gain.
Michael Lohan is super pissed about the burglary over at Lindsanity's house this weekend and he is not going to stand for it! He is going to scream and yell at cameras and the media until the culprits are caught! (And supposedly some other stuff too.)
Papa Lohan is telling reporters (who else): "I am coming into town to work with private investigators in order to gather evidence which will be turned over to LAPD and the detectives assigned to the case…This time, these evildoers will be caught."
He continued to rant vow that he and his ex-wife Dina Lohan are making a united front to stop this "nonsense" from ever happening again, because his fame children are the most important things to him.
"My children are not going to be subject to violations of this or any kind any longer," he says. "Especially when they always give to others, and it seems some of these very individuals are the ones behind these crimes."
Alright thieves and evildoers alike, be sure to stay in hiding! The longer you are, the longer Papa Lohan can milk this thing for attention.
[Image via WENN.]
What A Handyman!
Nick Jonas Is Getting Serious!
humm…I don't like him, but he's just trying to take care of his kid. Spin litte Perez, spin…
This guy is sooooo funny
hes a fucking looney toon. whata weirdo he should kill himself.
LOL. As much as I TRULY hate this entire family, I can't keep my eyes away from this shipwreck. These two (Michael and DIna) will stop at NOTHING to get in front of a reporter from a tabloid - the tabloids they claim to hate so much. You are right, Perez - Jon Gosselin should take notes from this asshat.
Hmmmmmmm…. he's probably just paranoid that he's finally gonna get caught breaking in to get Lindsanity's sex tape……..
There is something wrong with this guy. Seriously. Some kind of a personality disorder. His greatest fear, appears to be being ignored or irrelevant. He annoys me.
hahahaha this guy is a joke!
Hmmmmmmm… "evildoers? "
You mean Muslim extremists are behind the Smash and grab @ Lohan's house? I had been saying that all along…LMAO!
The more I read what this parental tool speaks or is up to makes me love my Dad all the more for NOT being an asshole like her Dad. For that, I have sympathy for Lohan..other than that..she is a tool too!
Re: Nonbreeder –
I think you're right. It's called "borderline personality disorder" - and I have a gut feeling that most of the Lohans are afflicted.
Just WHAT, exactly, does Lindsey "give to others" ??
A sexually transmitted disease?
His kids "always give to others…" ??
The only thing we see them 'give' is money to their drug dealers, heartache to everyone around them, a headache to all of us who have to constantly hear about them, and a 'black eye' to other young actresses who get compared to them.
' GIVE ' US ALL A BREAK AND GO AWAY ALREADY…….OKAY??!!
What a disgusting pig for a dad. Lindsey should end it all for that alone.
To bad like Britney Spears this jerk can't save Lindsey for needed saving himself. One huge pathetic family.
No, he's not mugging for the cameras here at all.
Re: Brainiac – Narcissistic drama.