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My Nudes Are Better Than Yours! Aubrey V. Heidi

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Never passing up an opportunity to whore herself out to the press, Aubrey O'Day has let it be known that she thinks Heidi Montag's Playboy pictorial was not risque enough!

Compared to her own, of course.

O'Day says Heidi's a "beautiful girl" but Skanky's Playboy pics expressed her "nature as a woman" far better than Heidi's!

Sure, Montag didn't bare all, but we'd much rather see sideboob from Heidi than your tittays, sweetie!

And, of course, Aubrey offered up some "advice" for The Hills star, if she decides to pose for the men's mag again!

"I'd say … to just take that risk, really do something kind of … maybe do something she's a little scared to do, so she overcomes a fear and feels really proud," preached the former Danity Kane member.

She continued rambling: "You know, you can take a million pretty pictures, every celebrity girl has taken a million pretty pictures, but it's like: Which pictures are really going to stand out and be iconic, and which pictures are just pretty pictures that are here today, gone tomorrow?"

Because Aubrey's Playboy spread was so iconic!

Tits are tits!

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79 comments to “My Nudes Are Better Than Yours! Aubrey V. Heidi”

  1. 1

    Two horse-faced, orange-skinned blondes. Pretty forgettable to me.

  2. 2

    Both are disasters, however Heidi's definitely worse.

  3. 3

    Wow, the skank think its iconic to flash your boobs… LMAO
    Although i must admit Heidi is a chicken shit… only going half way, like the tease that she is… if you're gonna do Playboy, go all out babes!
    I hope this comment from skank'o'day starts a nasty feud… it'd be funny as hell!

  4. 4


  5. 5

    complete disasters the both of them

  6. 6

    Neither of these two bimbos should be bragging.. both are forgettable.

  7. 7

    team A

  8. 8

    when did posing nude in a playboy became something to be proud of? whahaha

  9. 9

    WTF? So now you're all about Heidi? When the fuck did that happen. Honestly, it's fucking playboy. she didn't show shit. Guys don't buy playboy to see side shots of boobs. They can see that when that nobody wears a bikini. SHIT PLEASE! Besides, the cover of Heidi is horrible, all covered in dirt. If you hadn't given either of these girls so much press, I wouldn't even know who the fuck they are. You are just a Z-lister, giving press to more Z-listers.

  10. 10

    they're both skanky n irrelivant

  11. 11

    aubrey pics are so much better, she hot, heidi is …

  12. 12

    Sluts will be fight over whos sluttier.

  13. 13

    Aubrey is correct. Heidi's photos were much more Maxim than Playboy.

  14. 14

    1 desperate loser talking about another desperate loser. Hilarious.

  15. 15

  16. 16

    Re: JigSaw – morning Saw….i see your annie is back!!!

  17. 17

    Re: JigSaw – Hiyya hun :) ( x7) LOL.. I'm off to dream land.. long night which just ended…

  18. 18

    I really don't understand why ANY man would find any desire to purchase these magz for their mastabatory fantasies. Those broads are airbrushed to the max, fellaz might az well wack off to animated vixens in a comic book.

  19. 19

    Tits are tits, especially when they're man made.
    Way to give advice on how to be a skank.

  20. 20

    Re: Canadiana717 – how about a back massage with oil before you go to bed????????

  21. 21

    Re: Long Dong Connery – gee, thanks for pointing that out, was i a little ruff on her last night? the correct answer is, you aint seen nothing yet

  22. 22

    Re: Canadiana717 – side over….

  23. 23

    Re: JigSaw – Morning! hope you had a fab weekend!

    By the way, I love how you let her have it… LOL ! BRAVO! *applauds*

    Jigs = 1
    The twit = 0

  24. 24

    seriously though,
    who does play boy and doesn't get naked.

  25. 25

    I kind of agree…haven't seen a playboy mag in like 14yrs - but just by looking at the two pics above…lol

  26. 26

    I thought Heidi's cover on Playboy was pretty hot actually. She needs a different facial expression though…or just a different face because she's a double bagger.

  27. 27

    Re: JigSaw – UGh… It's back?? glad I'm outta here…

  28. 28

    Re: JigSaw – morning babes!

  29. 29

    Re: Long Dong Connery – #21… I'd rather have a front massage but we know where that's going to get us ;) and if on the off chance you forgot… just go read the report ;)

    Good night.

  30. 30

    between the both of them, they could probably invent their own STD……….

  31. Zac says – reply to this


    Both need to jump off a cliff. Bring Spencer too. Thanks.

  32. 32

    sorry aubrey not every girl wants to be a whore…and seriously her name pisses me off..is her mom dislexic and was confused between a b and d…it should be audreyy..her name is so fuckin retarded

  33. 33

    Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – mastabatory fantasies…hahahaha

  34. 34

    Re: JigSaw – If you want to see her get her ass handed to her by others, read the micheal jackson post… LOL
    Worth the read, i ROFL!

  35. 35

    Well, Aubrey's cover has the advantage of not looking like she's rolled in dog shit. I get the meaning behind Heidi's shot and all, but isn't the main purpose of Playboy pictures to look hot? She's not a bad looking girl by any stretch of the imagination, but those shots did her no favours, it's almost as though Hefner deliberately hired her and made her look bad for the publicity…

  36. 36

    if i were a guy and had to look at playboy with heidi in it…i think my dick would suck back up in my stomach, never to be seen again!! EWWW!!!

  37. 37

    She looks like someone's pooed on her. What's sexy about that??

  38. 38

    I don't know who this O'Day tart is but at least she showed the goods as airbrushed as they may have been.
    Montag's pics weren't even a tease, for all of her silicone, collagen, peroxide and bronzer there is something positively asexual about that tramp.
    people have been saying Montag should have posed for Maxim - FYI, Maxim is struggling but not as bad as Playboy (internet porn is kicking it's ass) - the spread was just a cheap grab at some of this skank's notoriety, Maxim hasn't sunk quite that low yet
    btw - Playboy is well known to pay celebs ONE MILLION dollars (or more) to pose - we sure would have heard it from her oompa-loompa boyfriend if this offer had been made to them - rumor has it Montag's mommy and daddy PAYED Playboy to pose

  39. 39

    Both are whores.. But team Aubrey if I had to choose.. Atleast Aubrey has a beautiful voice! Aubrey has talent.. That other horse face looking motherfucker has no talent and is ugly as fuck..

  40. 40

    They kinda look the same here…..

  41. 41

    both are gross. aburey is a freak. same with heidi. disgusting

  42. 42

    I actually like Aubrey… :S She's cute and funny… And she says really stupid shit… Lol

  43. 43

    Iconic?? I think I fractured a couple ribs laughing at that comment.
    At least both women have some things in common: Delusion,
    self-possession, and fame-desperation.

  44. 44

  45. 45

    Aubrey's spread and cover were so thoroughly airbrushed no one can even tell its her. The most annoying part of Heidi's is the shiteous interview. They wouldn't even let a professional from the mag interview her, it had to be the douchebag husband!

  46. 46

    Look at the pics….Aubrey's belonged in Playboy, Heidi's belonged in Maxim.

  47. 47

    Ug, who wants to see either of them, the one, I have never heard of and don't know "who" she is, and Heidi is just a stupid no talent slut, who I wouldn't care if she were ran over by a bus. They both can suck it.

  48. 48

    Nobody gives two shits about these dirty ho's…. Both are reality t.v. losers..

  49. 49

    there both hot.

  50. 50

    "Tits are tits!"
    :D LMAO…. for the first time in FUCKING MONTHS, I actually cracked up at something written on this website… and I AGREE with it!
    Thank you.

  51. 51

    i like aubreys better its classier and prettier and heidi can go suck spencers vag

  52. 52

    "iconic"?? ive never heard of this auberry slut

  53. 53

    Perez, you're a gay male and you refer to Playboy as a men's magazine. What about the lesbians out there?

  54. 54

    hahaha.. i had never seen aubreys playboy cover… is it just me or does she resemble Wendy williams??? hahaha.. she needs to stop tanning!

  55. 55

    I don't particularly care for either of the two women but I thought Aubrey's were much better. As someone mentioned before she looked like she belonged there but Heidi's were a complete mess! She looked cheap & her facial expressions were horrible. Overall disaster. Sorry!

  56. 56

    The things I would do to Aubrey O'day. lol. Ew, Heidi is ugly as fuck though..

  57. 57

    TEAM AUBREY… not entirely, but if I had to choose who's Playboy pics were better. Heidi's were an EPIC FAIL!

  58. 58

    In the grand scheme of things, I prefer Aubrey. At least she is a multi-platinum artist AND can actually dance. I also think she's prettier than Heidi. Too bad they are both far too high on themselves. Aubrey was such a sweetheart WAY BACK when she filmed her first season of Making the Band.

  59. 59

    both are butterfaced forgettable nobodies. FAIL.
    Aubrey photoshops better though.. ;)

  60. 60

    let's see which one has the better vacant stare?

    when will people realize that neither one of them will be relevant in a couple years? they won't even be "famous" enough to get a "where are they now?" special.

  61. 61

    both are skanky..

    but looking at both audrey's and heidi's covers..

    audrey over heidi anyday…

  62. 62

    i didnt even know "aubrey o day" was in playboy….i did buy heidis playboy, but only for the seth macfarlane interview cuz im weird….and creepy….like everyone else that buys playboy….anyways!

  63. 63

    OMG what idiots they both are, they should both keep thier big mouths shut. stupid skankies nobody cares.

  64. 64

    heidis were fucked in the face!

  65. 65

    Re: Scandal1 – I sorry but you are HOT AZ FUCK!

  66. @v@ says – reply to this


    They look the same. Bleach blonde, blow up doll parted lip mouths, do-me pose, lostsa skin. Nothing original or distinctive here in this standard male bathroom fare.

  67. 67

    Ummmmm…..where is your coverage of HM's comical performance last night? You in bed with the bim? She is a great train wreck. Tell me, how can a 22 year old girl, with her clothes completely lack any sex appeal whatsoever? Tell me, please!

  68. 68

    aubrey seems cool but she needs to stop talking like she's marilyn monroe!

  69. 69

    atleast Aubrey has talent

  70. 70

    Let me rephrase that atleast Aubrey can sing!

  71. omz says – reply to this


    yea and you know all about tits since you have a whole full set of them

  72. omz says – reply to this


    both are bimbos true but aubrey looks alot better

  73. 73

    she should be proud to spread her ass publicly? right.

  74. 74

    Trashy. All they did was throw dirt on her. She is trash.

  75. 75

    both of them try too damn hard… jokes…

  76. 76

    I think hands down heidi's picture is better than aubrey's and aubrey needs to stop god WE ALL KNOW SHE SAID THAT TO GET HERSELF MORE PUBLICITY HELLO LOW MUCH?

  77. 77

    Tits are tits! Your gay you don't care about tits and besides aubrey looks a lot prettier than hiedi ever will even with all the expert plastic surgeons. hiedi is absolutely disgusting i'd rather burn out my own eyeballls instead of look at that girl she's disgusting

  78. 78

    nude????? horseface Heidi was in a bikini she wasnt even nude

  79. 79

    OMG, I have a 8 year old at home I had him watch the Heide thing shes got going. You no what he said that was the most stupid thing I ever saw. He said was that real! its got to be fake right! No one can be that terriable and be real.