You Know You Want One!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Tour 2009
If you haven't bought your tickets yet for our first-ever Perez Hilton Presents tour, then what are you waiting for????
The tour begins September 10th in Atlanta and goes to most major cities in America, wrapping up October 3rd in Los Angeles.
Ladyhawke, Ida Maria, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Semi Precious Weapons, Sliimy, Eric Hutchinson and perhaps some surprises!
It's going to be soooo much fun!
We can't wait to see your Perezcious faces!!!
And, if you are going, then you might as well go all out and rock one of these awesome new tour t-shirts!
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It's A Twilight/True Blood Crossover!
cheap fuckn hack.
you suck.
Damn you a ugly ugga mugga on some for real for real .
why would anyone want a tshirt with Perez's ugly mug?
i'll tell ya what i'm waiting for. hell to freeze over you douche
LOL. Tour is still a failure. Perez…why don't you add Heidi Montag to your list of acts? Should turn this into "Perez Hilton PREVENTS" not presents…as it prevents these people from ever having a successful music career. Badumbump!
OMG. So cute. xoxoxox LOVE IT
Damn, these are horrendous!
ummm not reallly
you should know by now NO ONE wants to buy your crap!
100% crap
perez, this site is no longer interesting, you only use it to promote your stuff, not to give us information about "celebrities"
Yeah see the thing is…I really don't.
You suck!!! Give up already!! You are a total LOSER!!!
The only reason I would want one of those is to wipe my ass if I am in the woods without toilet paper. ICK! Who the fuck would want to wear a shirt with your ugly mug on it?
ive been hittin' u for 5 years. i hit u at least 50 times per day. and im pretty sure that is a low guesstimate. so im thinkin' …u should just give me a vip/backstage pass. is what i was thinkin'
yea… i do want one
PLEASE, Please, please add FrankMusik to some West Coast dates! He's only on four dates during the whole tour and they are all in the East.
I can't believe someone actually buys this crap. Wasn't your failure at hot topic left any learning?
I know you have some taste for music and also that artists that you mention here get if not famous, al least heard, but be a promoter? come on…. the best thing you shuld have done was to have a place here at your site where you recommend listening to everyone you like, and then charge the artist for promotion, that's it. Everybody wins
That Danzig knock off hurts my soul
I love that everyone professes their total distain for Perez, yet still sign up with an account and religiously views and posts. He's laughing at your asses all the way to the bank…
Sorry but I don't feel like getting my ass kicked. I have a feeling I wouldn't be the most popular kid in school if I wore that stuff, LOL.
U know what? Look at the "new" photos, the website do-over, new Tshirts, and the way you put the word "perez" in everything, i.e. "perezilicious", "perezcious", et al, ad nauseum….You have become the thing you used to make fun of, trying to be one of the celebrities you used to critique! A brown-nosing, pathetic, ass-kissing "pretty boy" wannabe who used to be sooo jealous of the celebs, but now you think you have a chance to actually BECOME one and you are shitting your pants in desperation!!! However the sharp humor and bitchy wit you used to have that drew ppl to you is now gone, and you have become what you most hated once upon a time. Seems like all you do now is promote yourself or your clothes (Coco Perez) or your "investments" (like Sliiimy) You are trying so hard to be something you aren't…but your roots are showing…….
Where's Lizardking????Because we all know how much he h8's Perez???
Gee, and I thought it was customary to put the performers names on the T's, not the promoters. You will have T's listing the artists, right? Right?
C H E A P. Did your Mom make these? lmao
HAH! i didnt know people hated you that much.
What a rip 0ff $25….
N0 thanks I rather w0uld put gas in my car with $25….
I want one! is there a store that sells them?!?!!?!?!?
or can they be deliver to mexico??? someone help plz!
Dear Perez:
… you remind me of the nerdy kid in high school who used to let all the 'cool people' walk over JUST so he could be seen near them.
You really make me sick.
Grow up. Please.
Re: squeezedajuice – brilliant dude. that's the best you can come up with.
ewww, no
I totally dig your shirts!! Loved you on the radio the other day!! I can't wait until you start your tour!!!
To the haterz…..Like, oh my gaundi, if you don't like it why are you keeping track of it???
I absolutely love how all these people are bashing perez, but your all fucking idiots cause your obviously still visiting the site and promoting it by commenting on it.
stop sippin' on that hater-ade.
and perez…why are you not hitting up your beloved 305?
Re: squeezedajuice –
Dude, I know I personally signed up just to tell people how much I hate this fucking dick head. Luckily for us, we didn't have to pay for shit to view or sign up for this crappy site. Also notable is that I get no mass-email or spam from this site so all is well.
Getting back on topic now, Perez, how can you be calling your self gay and have the worst taste both in everything that the gay community takes pride in being good at. You officially have proven not only to have not talent, but you don't even know what looks/sounds good in anything from interior design, web design, color schemes, clothing, music, and whatever else is media and fashion/design related.
you ruined danzig
DO.
NOT.
WANT.
tick tock your 15 minutes are almost up you fuck.
No i do not.. I bet they cost like 30 bucks… No thanks.. there's a recession u know i can use that money 4 groceries..
I might buy one if they had the BAND'S names and the year on them, and IF you were coming to my fine area, which you're not. So, no.
you've got to be kidding.
are you seriously selling tour t-shirts with your face on them, even though the tour is about all the bands involved and NOT you?
you're simply the promoter/producer of this tour. as much as you'd like to think you're entitled to having your face on the tour shirts (while neglecting all the bands involved by the way), you're really not.
that's seriously fucking LOW and vile. what a sleazy move on your part. you're using all of these bands as a means of promoting yourself and your image far more than any of the artists involved in this tour. if they knew what was right for them, they would drop out from the tour, because this is not treating your artists properly at all.
UGGGGLY!
do you even have enough fans to have a tour??..and it gettin annoying with the constant self advertising
I hope Poison sues your ass for attempting to rip them off
Way to ripoff Samhain there, smart guy. At least you could try to be original. You're always ripping people who ripoff others but you're doing the same thing.
Re: U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS – hahahahahahah !!! ….!!…and HEY…I accidently clicked on your name instead of the ' reply to this'…and GUESS WHAT….it took me to the caca BS website he's trying to get us to go to…..FUCK OFF MARIO
The first one is totally accurate. You'd look great with horns, suits you very well.
Re: Lauruhhh – whos says hatorade anymore? lol
Re: squeezedajuice –
That may be true but this site is actually just a reason to bash Mario. It should be called "bashperezhilton . com".
that Danzig shirt is sacrelige. you take that shit back RIGHT NOW.
Um. No thanks.
Do the T shirts have KICK ME pre-printed on the back? Because only losers would wear that.
if you were important, old man danzig would beat you.
Still having trouble selling the tickets to your lame ass tour so you have to keep promoting it, huh? And a t-shirt with your ugly face on it? No thanks.
Re: squeezedajuice – Did it ever occur to you that some (if not most) of the people who have accounts signed up a long time ago, back when Perez was actually entertaining and credible, and not trying to promote himself into the lime light of Hollywood? And even if people did sign up just to hate on him, who the fuck cares? If people want to bash him, then let them. Those of you who constantly defend him and sing his praises seem to forget that he bashes people for a living, and you're going to get defensive against people doing the exact same thing? Real classy.
Re: squeezedajuice –
He might be still getting lots of money from advertisers, but I would love to know how many people actually buy his craptastic merch. Yes, I still come here, but only because of the celebrity gossip. We as readers have a right to let Perez know that we won't take his self-promotion shit.
My Perezcious WILL be putting out T-shirts featuring some of the artists and not just himself. Choose from - I'm the extra I in SLIIMY - or LADYHAWKEd a LOOGIE at ME - or - SEMI PRECIOUS WEAPONS of mass ear destruction.
Ohh.. OMG!! I think is so funny how people talk a lot of s*** about you.. But the funny thing is that is YOUR blog and they have to long on or Mack a Nick name Or log in just to talk shit.. On YOUR blog.. WTF… IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY… well that what I think..LMAF!!
I love you… Your one funny ass guy!!! And I am so going to buy one!!!
Show the world that you're both a moron and a loser and buy one of those shirts.
I think that they should discretely take everyone who shows up for "Mario Laundromat Presents" out back, load them into buses, drive them to the nearest garbage dump and throw them out with the trash. They'll all be too stupid to find their way out. The world will be rid of a bunch of useless trolls with bad taste in music. We'll all be better off and its safe to say nobody will miss them.
That's awesome, you can't even use original idea's for your lame tour shirts that are advertising your lame tour. Hopefully the sheep wont be out in force to see the wonderful 'talent' you got lined up.
*rolls eyes*
WELL DAMN! 1st Perez you do say sum shit that rubs people the wrong way but that is what made you who you are today. Regardless of what all these dumb asses got to say…I totally respect what you have done and how far you have gone. I got mad respect for someone who follows their dreams instead of hating and talking shit on blogs
oh and one last thing…to all you dumb asses talkn your shit….have you ignorant dicks figured it out that even if you sit here and talk shit to the man….you are makin him famous!! you all are the douches and bow down to the man you all obviously love to read or else your losers ass would be somewhere else dumb fuks!
This is so so wrong, on so many levels. This whole venture reeks of the Hot Topic fiasco.
Stick to what your good at Hilton., trashing celebrities.
Re: Subterfuge –
THANK YOU. Couldn't have said it better.
your face is fucking sick. you are talentless. you sister is a ghostwriting pig. your mother is a flea bag hound who pumps out fat little bitches. you couldn't even come up with original ideas for your own shirts. shirts that will fail just like your hot topics line. EVERYONE IN LA hopes you die. do us a favor, and drop dead.
Re: sekretly –
You're the dumb fuck, Asshole!!!!!!!!!!! All Perez does is talk shit on blogs. Die and go to hell loser.
Re: sekretly –
Surprisingly I do not love to read it, I quickly glance here now, only getting my kicks off of this site by reading what the commenters say. I rarely watch or listen to any media he posts, mainly because the teacher should now take a seat and learn from the students. There are much more valuable comments in his stories from regular joes, unfortunately though, you are not one of them.
PS: You can wipe the shit around your nose off now, Mario's ass is no where to be found.
Why would anyone buy a t-shirt with your pasty fat face on it? No one wants to pay their hard earned money on this monstasity where you want to highlight yourself instead of the no talent performers. sorry, not interested in watching a fat fame whore.
Re: sekretly – eat shit fuck bag. i know someone who is 'friends' with mario's slob sibling, and she has actually witnessed mario's scumbag sister WRITE his shit. so fuck off. and learn how to spell.
I really think you should have come up with some designs a little better than this.. something unique.. Did you and Gagme design this crap?
WTF? You will be carting your performers around in a passenger van instead of a comfortable tour bus? These people need to realize that they are not going to get famous by signing up with you. maybe they will before they've totally squashed their careers.
Oh, Please send me about 59,972 pieces. And send it to my address by overnight mail, pretty please!
369 Over Rainbow Lane
Wyomissing, NY 17986
Okay let's say each one cost 2.5 cents, so that would be $1,499.30 plus you are going to have to give me a discount of 60%, that would be $ 579.72 then another 30% off for your closing sale, that would come up to $ 405.80. Hmmm, still a lot of money. Nope, cant afford it.
Sorry!
Re: Loveing it – I hope there is a reason behind your name being spelt wrong. It's Loving… it's called proof reading… your message doesnt even make sense.
hey barf shit and hypes and buttcrackercheese…first the fact you came up with those names for yourselves is honestly great! lov it but you 3 took it to heart and see how easy it is to raise the feathers of some homophobs!! I am not the loser sitting here, my pride is too high to let myself hate on anyone!! I dont care for half the shit Perez says or sister or whatever the fuk but I respect the fact the one man can make all of you waste your time talkn shit! GO GET A LIFE YOU FUCKEN REJECTS!!!
I want a pink one but $25.00 for a tshirt????? Too high when they only cost $2.00 to make!
Come to Michigan Perez!!
JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I SENT THIS LINK TO GLEN DANZIGS PERSONAL EMAIL AND HE IS GOING TO SHIT A BRICK. YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG ASSHOLE YOU FAT PINK HAIRED PILLOWBITING POWERPHAG
Re: Lauruhhh –
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMNED MORON.
I'd sooner wear a potato sack. NO WAY would I EVER wear a shirt with your ugly ass on it! And,your concert? Another NO WAY! I'd see Madonna first and I HATE Madonna! UGH!
Perez, this is corporate crap. Who are these people who got you to sign for this??? You have way more taste than these t-shirts, admit it!! I don't understand the second one: who are these 4 faces? I guess they're the band leaders but they all look the same. I hope you get some money soon so you can cut off some of the commercial crap you've indulged in.
IF I SEE ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES WEARING ONE OF THESE, IM PUNCHING YOU IN MOUTH, DONT CARE WHETHER YOUR MALE, FEMALE, PLANT, ANIMAL, OR MINERAL…AND THATS A GUARANGODDAMNEDTEE
Re: coldmike – Yup! That's why I'm here!
I betcha if anyone gay wore these crappy shirts,other gay people would kick the shit outta them! You're a total embarrassment to the whole gay community!
Re: sekretly – MMMM…feel the love!
I ,too, come here just to rag on Perez! Why? "cause he's a douchebag and you're his little douchette! Now,be a nice little douchette and go gargle & choke on your Summer's Eve!
Thats some fugly merchandise………………
I don't think there is ANYONE who buys these shirts. You'd get beaten up if you were seen in public wearing something with Perez on it. It's so funny to see how high and mighty you think you are. You post your name and picture on the tour shirts when really it should be all about the bands! ahahah… oh my… Well, the tour is going to get cancelled anyway!
Oh dear Lord! For someone who's always criticizing others you sure have horrendous style
who the fuck would want to wear a shirt with your big ass fucking potato(HIDEOUS MONSTROSITY) head in it
I WOULDN'T EVEN WIPE MY ASS WITH THAT SHIT (MIND THE PUNN) - YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THE DOUCHIEST MORON IN EXISTENCE - AND WHOMEVER SHOWS UP TO YOUR EVENT IS A LOSER AND OBVIOUSLY HAS NO TASTE IN MUSIC. WHOMEVER IS IN THE TOUR HAS ENSURED THEIR CAREER IS IN THE SHITTER!
i hope glen sues your ass b4 u defile the samhain logo
..at least get you for the font. did you pay for that?
If I went out the door wearing any of those I would hope neighbourhood children would have the good sense to pelt my house with stones.
wow just wow, you cant do anything without ripping someone off, danzig and poison are the 2 i noticed right off the bat. you have no talent at all, in the poison one you even used the origanls hairstyles just pasted your fugly porky pig face to em. im sending this to both danzigs and poisons officals websites, see how fast you have to take em down…. hope you didnt make too many porky
Re: sekretly –
You don't see the irony in all this do you?
You replied and as such are the exact loser example you say you're not.
So hypocritical, Mario couldn't have done it better.
The only reason i would spend 1 doller on this is if i can wipe my ass with it..
Who the hell would wear this garbage with you obese face on it?
Other than your family?
Did i mention this shit is hurrendous
and that only clinically obese losers would ever wear this….
gag.
I would rather face public beheading by Taliban frankly.-you self promoting twat using your gossip site as a fan base to yourself.
they r cute.they r perzcious
And you will be coming to Australia when????
I actually really wanted to go to the tour…until I realized you weren't bringing it to Miami! I am surprised Perez, I really thought you would bring it back to your hometown. "Most major cities" usually includes Miami, and if not Miami then at least Orlando or Tampa - but you aren't bringing it to one venue in Florida!
You gotta be kidding, right? Hahahahahahahahaha..
In case you didn't notice, your body fat and ugliness show even on closeups of just your face..
Why would anyone want to wear the symbol of idiocy, lack of personal hygiene and parasitism on their torso?
OH, I FORGOT BAD FUCKING TASTE!!!
And darling, please, don't tell anyone you're gay.. You're putting shame on gays all over the world..