You Know You Want One!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Tour 2009
If you haven't bought your tickets yet for our first-ever Perez Hilton Presents tour, then what are you waiting for????
The tour begins September 10th in Atlanta and goes to most major cities in America, wrapping up October 3rd in Los Angeles.
Ladyhawke, Ida Maria, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Semi Precious Weapons, Sliimy, Eric Hutchinson and perhaps some surprises!
It's going to be soooo much fun!
We can't wait to see your Perezcious faces!!!
And, if you are going, then you might as well go all out and rock one of these awesome new tour t-shirts!
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It's A Twilight/True Blood Crossover!
Re: Freebird – Mine too.
Why would we want something with your face on? O.o
You are getting more desperate every day.
It's amazing how important YOU think you are.
Re: Pavlo87 – LOL, Ok now that's a good one. You'd get your ass kicked for so many reasons if you wore that
ehmm there are not really… pretty…..
maybe if you've made more fun designes, somebody would be intrested.. but these are kinda boring, i'm sorry
i hope the bands whose t-shirts you ripped off sue you
Re: barf shit – There was actually a link here to an interview he did in a magazine in which he stated that his sister, and an un-named guy help him to write his blog now. He named his sister, but not the guy .
Re: perez is a fat hypocrite pig – OK wait a minute, you are just too wrong , clinically obese losers WILL also not wear this either
Nope.
"You know you want one" - what, are you kidding? So I can get beaten by crowds of people who hate you, Parasite? I think I'll pass.
One thing that really suprised me is that GAP is sponsoring Perez' new site, cocoperez. I used to love shopping at GAP; been a customer there for ages. I'll never set a foot there ever, after that. It's weird to think that such a well established company would lower their standards enough to go and associate with the biggest bully on earth. I wrote them to tell them what I think of it. They replied that they do so to reach their target audience. Makes me sick to know they are promoting hate and bullying…
I hate to admit it…..but the Danzig rip off is kind of cool! LOL
OMZHITFUKZHIT…..
U'R DA DEVIL….HEHEHEHEEEEE
woooooeffen hooooooooooooooooooooo….
I luv ♥♥ all of em///
…………………………..
now give them 2 me…heheeee
Cheap and nasty.
WHAT A SHAM….
No Gracias LOL
I can't believe that you of all people critizise women on what they wear, when from these pictures I can clearly see that a bad comment from you is probably a comment. If these are fashionable to you, that what is truly fashionable? As a fashion obsessed female I can totally say those are horrendous.
Hey Homes….You look like The Burger King waiting for a suck session. Have you swallowed Sliimy's massive load yet? Well next time you do, spit it out on his hair and mousse it for him. BTW: Coco Perez sucks along with Perez Hilton Presents. Your 15 minutes of fame are just about up. I heard you like it Grizzly style. Is it true that you wax your own ass and then smell your fingers?
i want one just so i can wipe my ass with it you nobody
Do these shirts come pre-cut and rolled up on a toilet paper roller? That would save me the time of having to do it myself.
By the way Mario…..did you clear the Danzig design with Glen Danzig? It's not like he has a history of suing anyone………..
LMAO!!!
Perez, show that you do support the gay world, send me a pink one. it will be good pr, will wear it at all of Sydney's Gay Events…yes even to Mardi Gras 2010.
THAT IS THE UGLIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! YOU DON'T KNOW MUSIC AND YOU SUCK ASS MARIO…HOPE YOUR TOUR TANKS, WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO HOPE, THE MUSIC SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. BORING, STUPID, POP.
Come To Vancouver!!!
they look cheap and nasty even without your fat face all over them!
who wants to get jumped? i dont lol
I will never buy your stuff! Im sure youre making enough off this site piggy.
fucken laaaaaaaaaameeee
Jeez pervez, from the looks of them, they only come in size xxl. This might be off-topic, but after all the MJ concert flap, huge fines and penalties being levied at no-show performers, and violence projected to or from the crowds, drugs and drinking, and knowing how cheap ass you are, your self-promotion has put you in the cat bird's seat. If ANYTHING goes wrong (and it will) you, as the promoter/producer, will be held financially responsible. You are really out of your realm.
EEEEwwww
You should promote toilett paper with your face printed on it.
That I'd buy it!
PENDEJO
Fuck no. wth you ruined a poison shirt with your fuggly face
Why aren't you selling these on COCOBALLS perez, your glorious new FASHION website??? Maybe because no one wants fashion from a hateful, fat, gay loser who has no taste?? And NO ONE wants to go to your crap music concerts either. I can't wait till they're all cancelled!!!
Could you please give the ones you don't sell to a homeless shelter? If I saw a bum clattering along with his rusty shopping cart and wearing one of those, I'd probably feel sorry for him and offer my spare change.
uhm….way to kill Danzig
PEREZ WHO?????? What A JOKE YOU ARE SO OVER. NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR NASTY ASS SHIT ANYMORE YOU WENT TOO FAR AND HURT TOO MANY CELEBS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU NOW .The word on the streets of LA no more perez yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! finally. READ THE POSTS COME BACK TO REALITY YOU ARE DONE.
DISGUSTING
If anyone would like to show their gay support, it would be a much better purchase to go to American Apparel online and purchase a "Legalize Gay…repeal prop 8 now!" shirt for only $17. American Apparel donates money for gay rights causes and is hoping to end this ban on gay marriage. They come in WAY cuter colors, are cheaper, and you see them on tons of celebrities. Meaning…you won't get your ass kicked for wearing it like you would one of these ugly ass Perez shirts.
There's plenty of insecure and sad people out there that actually think that Perez is a role model. It's only because they don't have the ability to standup on their own so they go for someone as insecure and outlandish as Perez to lookup to. The will buy his t-shirts and attend his concerts.
Word to Freebird the Danzig rip is very sad. That album is such a classick and now its ruined. Hope Glenn stalks your ass Lil Whip!
You should go for something original, not a hack off some band. Why anyone would want to wear a shirt with your mug on it, is beyond me. Your site is amusing, but you are not icon worthy.
Make V-Necks!
I'd rather throw my money in a fire than buy this, Mario
I wanna see one with pig nose and ears -maybe with a purple eye- that would make way more sense, and u know it.
Still trying to sell tickets to your shit shows eh? And now fuck ugly t shirts to boot.
Hope poison and the other artists you ripped your shirt designs off sue your ass off fatass. You as suck a loser!
Re: marie-eve – I replied to your post earlier, agreeing with you and saying I did the same, and it was not posted.
oh hey! your ruining the POISON shirt for me!! IM POISON!!!
some people are so rude on here
i would buy one 
what douche would ever wear a shirt with your huge frankenstein head on it.
Re: Beware! Cougar – Haha exactly what I said when I saw these hideous shirts, Perez give it up already.
re: Subterfuge. When Perez was "credible"? Ok, now you have lost me.
bret michaels won't be happy about this
WOWWWWWW would you have to be PATHETICCCCCCCC to wear this, much less PAY for it!
que porquerias son estas mario!!
no… I really don't. Sorry Perez.
I'd be seen dead in one of those!
how come the performers are not on them when they do way more than you?
La primera es lo mejor que has hecho nunca xD
I'd rather cover myself in excrement.