Pauly Returning To TV To Torture Humanity!

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As reality shows become less socially responsible, we fear the world may be coming to an end!

According to Variety, the Shine Group has picked up for international distribution Adopted, a reality series chronicling Pauly Shore's efforts to adopt an African child.

Awful!!!

The hasbeen filmed a mockumentary of the same title, but we're not sure where the realism ends and the comedy begins.

It must be difficult to come up with a more exploitive, terrible idea for a comeback!

    Posted: Aug 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm / Email this  »

    39 comments to “Pauly Returning To TV To Torture Humanity!”



    1. 1

      WHO THE EFF IS THIS AND WHY ARE PEOPLE GONNA WASTE THEIR TIME WITH THIS IDIOT??
      HE'S OOLLLDDD

      AND UGLY

      I BET IT WILL BE CANCELED AFTER A FEW EPISODES



    2. 2

      Mario / Barbie your site sucks today….. No word on your concert tour tho so that's a big plus.



    3. 3

      wow….don't know what to say about this one.



    4. 4

      ohhh nooooooo……………………what is wrong with our society?! these reality shows feat D-F-list actors are getting out of hand…but THIS one is repulsive!



    5. 5

      Not funny.



    6. 6

      Say what you want about Pauly Shore fatso but Id take him in any capacity over you in a second. You suck fatty.



    7. 7

      Desperation at it's finest.



    8. 8

      Oh, Pauly :(



    9. 9

      why doesn't pauly adopt a child from here.?



    10. 10

      Is he the new Brüno?



    11. 11

      You are just jealous because he has his own show, was in movies people actually watched and people would give him a kid over your stupid ass.



    12. 12

      Perez !! Come Back to your sitteeee!!!



    13. 13

      I'd totally watch that. I grew up watching Pauly Shore movies.



    14. 14

      Hmmm



    15. 15

      THE NEW BRUNO……………



    16. 16

      WTF????????????

      no no no no no no



    17. 17

      this is offensive - at best



    18. 18

      this is now getting offensive it's one thing to want to adopt a black child to love and take care of it I'm all for that but to use this a comedy gag is wack we are not objects



    19. 19

      Really Pauli????



    20. 20

      excuse me,,,Pauly,,,it's not funny.



    21. 21

      That is just so wrong



    22. 22

      I LUV PAULEY SHOREEEE!



    23. 23

      You're pretty fucking stupid if you think this is for real.



    24. 24

      It worked for Angelina's career.



    25. 25

      A new low for "reality" shows



    26. 26

      I love the girl's face. hahaaaa



    27. 27

      Why would anyone give this idiot a show???



    28. 28

      Beyond stupid.



    29. 29

      You would gladly love to have been in his movie Pauly Shore Is Dead with all those famous actors. just to be accepted and loved.

      What the difference with Madonna adopting a child, it kept her name in the spotlight again



    30. 30

      Oh god, I hate that unfunny asshole!



    31. 31

      I have an adopted child of another race than me and this is exploitative. Adopt a kid because you want someone to love and to experience being a parent. Not to make a TV show. Even if he wants to do it for the right reasons, why in the hell would it be OK to exploit the kid this way. yuck.



    32. 32

      This guy is a dick….if only really bad taste carried a criminal offense. He wouldn't last a day in prison. And the world would be a better place.



    33. 33

      This is SO RACIST.

      The whole idea is just embarrassing.

      www.colorofchange.org



    34. 34

      Torturing Humanity is you and your fucking tour. Sliimy is also the secret weapon to make all straight people's ear drums bleed.



    35. 35

      Grandpa Shore's sure gettin up there. I thought he was quazi-hot a few short years ago.



    36. 36

      Pauly Shore: the original Adam Sandler.



    37. 37

      He bangs the hottest chicks. I dont know how.



    38. 38

      why is he sticking his peen out like that!? Please god, keep those kids away from him.



    39. 39

      THE GUEST LIST SHOULD INCLUDE ANGELINA JOLIE AND MADONNA