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Sharpen Your Claws LezLo: Aubrey Is After Your saMan!!!

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Aubrey O'Day wants you, saMAN Ronson! Bad!

Enough that she is blurting it out publicly, risking pissing off your insanely unstable GF, Lindsay Lohan. If that's not love, we don't know what is!

The former Danity Kane star told Curve Magazine that she has a huge crush on the DJ and she feels she and saMAN would be "perfect together."

She explains: "Every time I see her (Ronson) I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise — get to know me. We'd be perfect together.'"

Skanky O'Day continues to say that she knows their relationship wouldn't be as hyped as saMAN and Lezlo, but maybe that is a good thing: "Lindsay and that relationship made it such a joke. It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year… You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship."

Actually, we see a lot of tabloid covers coming out of this mayhem!

Lindsay stalking you guys at clubs. Showing up at your house throwing crazy fits.

We want to see this happen just to see how far LiLo will lose her mind!!!

Besides saMAN, maybe it's time you graduate to a real woman, Auberella? Why travel the plains when you could climb mountains?!

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51 comments to “Sharpen Your Claws LezLo: Aubrey Is After Your saMan!!!”



  1. 1

    wtf…when did aubrey say she was lesbian?



  2. 2

    …excellent promotional angle. That's all. Next.



  3. 3

    Mario are you going to do any stories on any actual stars today or what?



  4. 4

    And yet, here she is, going "public" .. already. What a joke.



  5. 5

    …here's hoping that the threatened peroxide embargo won't happen.



  6. 6

    DAYUMMM RUPAUL LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS CHIC!! JUST SAYIN.



  7. 7

    :roll:



  8. 8

    Pretty sure this would get A LOT of coverage. I'm pretty curious as to how LL would react.



  9. 9

    OMFG, this has got to be fake. I can't believe this woman would try to stir this much sh*t stew.



  10. 10

    I like this.



  11. 11

    At least she is a little better looking than lohan!!! I still don't get the hype over Man Ronson though…yuck! I think Lohan and Aubrey would look better together…at least in a sex tape ;)



  12. 12

    Re: Jessica Grady – …as soon as she figured out it would give her free press.



  13. 13

    trying to steal other peoples girlfriends, yeah that's really classy of you.

  14. jkf says – reply to this


    14

    sorry, did you say something? I was too busy looking at your great tits



  15. 15

    I lovvvvvvvvvvvvve Aubrey!!! Where's the solo cd hun? U were the best in DK hands down! :)



  16. 16

    hahahah this will be fun



  17. 17

    omg what does everyone see in that nasty manny!!! she's so filthy and smelly looking all the time!
    but i think audrey is just desperate for attention and publicity…. too bad what's become of her, i used to really like her….



  18. 18

    The rappers must have got sick of thier broke down groupie.



  19. 19

    all i can do is laugh about this..



  20. 20

    I think Aubrey and Lindsanity would be hot together!!!!!!!! Never mind Sam; too ugly!



  21. 21

    AWESOME! Crazy Lohan is gonna flip!



  22. 22

    interesting, who knew aubrey o'day had an ugly fetish?



  23. 23

    This would be excellent news! It would drive Blowhan to suicide and the world would rejoice.



  24. 24

    ooohhhhh I hope Lindsay whoops this skank whore's ass and snatched her fake hair right off her scalp. what kind of classless, cheap whore boasts about a crush on someone who is UNAVAILABLE??? dumb whore!!!



  25. 25

    Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – I agree Lohan and O'Day would look better in a sex tape. But this is where the Halo effect comes in. Hot chick is dating so and so. So another girl gets jealous and tries to take so and so .So it would appear she would be hotter than the first girl. and if Sam does go out with her. then Sam will be in neck deep in hot chicks to do her.



  26. 26

    she used to be such a nice girl………



  27. 27

    Yuck saMAN is gr0ss……
    She l00ks like a 11 year 0ld b0y with a ugly haircut wh0 hasn't yet g0ne through puberty….
    I w0uldn't even PRETEND t0 be with her n0t even f0r a milli0n dollars……



  28. 28

    ewwwwwwwwwww, Sam R. is UGLY



  29. 29

    ha ha ha



  30. 30

    one word: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! She looks dried out, orange tan, fake boobs, dried out hair, stupid ass smile thinking she looks sexy look. god!



  31. 31

    all for attention.. She can do sooo much better…



  32. 32

    when the hell did this whore become a lesbo??
    shameless.



  33. 33

    I dont get it. THat chick ( sam ) looks dirty, skinny, odd, and old. What the Fuck does she have that makes all these celebs go bat shit crazy for it? I dont see it. HE/She is a mess.



  34. 34

    Doesn't saSam like his women thin? This girl isn't thin!? She's dumb enough though and is attention seeker as well, never know, this might work…..



  35. 35

    she's so odd.



  36. 36

    She has a huge alien head.
    Drop the lesbo act dingy.



  37. 37

    Ew, this girl is not better looking than Lohan. Lohan just decides to go around without makeup these days, lol. And as we all know from Britney, that's not a good thing!

    This is just a publicity stunt, has to be, or this bitch is crazy. LOL at the mountains comment!



  38. 38

    aubrey sucks so much…what is she in 6th grade fantasizing about a relationship with someone she doesnt even know and talking about it…she jus wants to be heard, so people remember she still exists…and shes ugly…fuck her



  39. 39

    Lindsay might be kooky but she looks 10x better than Aubrey. Aubrey's eyes are too close together and she looks like she's had way too much surgery and bad hair treatments. Also, Lindsay's boobs are just as big as Aubrey's and they are real. Some guys might be into fake tits but I don't think most lesbians are. Curve magazine is taking aturn for the worst. First Katy Perry and now this skank. She should go back to Tilla Tequila. They could rub their boobs together for the paps but not feel anything.



  40. 40

    mh that aubrey bitch just wants attention.



  41. 41

    Pathetic



  42. 42

    I wanna see Lindsay go nuts!!!!



  43. 43

    Hmm, Aubrey has gone lez? I guess its the fact that she cant keep a man because shes completely batshit crazy. They all run away screaming. Her and saMANtha would be perfect together.



  44. 44

    Wow,she looks something like Jennifer Aniston. Don't tell Perez,you know how he gets!



  45. 45

    Why's everyone trying to be gay? It's ridiculous! You don't just stand up one day and say "I want to date girl." At least not if you're in your right mind. Then again, Samantha is known for dating a straight person, so whatever.



  46. 46

    *rolleyes* what a fucking lame-ass skank!!



  47. 47

    shes a lezzz????



  48. 48

    this i real love.my heart is melting

    true love, folks.



  49. 49

    I'm curious to know what Samantha Ronson has to say about this… Find that out Perez instead of posting one sided stories!



  50. 50

    didnt kim kardashian have the same look as aubrey in the nick choice awards the hair is the same the dress is white and look the same whose trying to be who



  51. 51

    "But it's like she's going to be like"…the inability of these celebrities to speak intelligibly is staggering.