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Spanish Monkeys Aren't Fans Of American Wedding
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We hear the animals residing in the woods of Gibraltar, Spain, are not impressed with actor Jason Biggs' work post-American Pie!
While vacationing in Spain with his American Pie co-star Eddie Kaye Thomas, a wild monkey attacked Biggs!!
Ouch!
A source gave reporters a play-by-play of the attack from above: "Jason and Eddie decided to go on the trip to celebrate the ten year anniversary of Pie. They were hiking in The woods when this monkey suddenly leapt on Jason from a tree and tried to Bite his face off!"
Eddie's publicist confirmed the incident.
Thankfully, Biggs was only "shaken up," and walked away from the incident unscathed.
Jason and Eddie cut their travels short, but it was probably for the better!
What if they ran into an elephant that took offense to Saving Silverman????
[Image via WENN.]
Gibraltor isn't actually in Spain…
OMG HILARIOUS!!! I DONT BLAME THE MONKEYS
Damn he fine. I'd make a human pretzel with his sweet hebe ass in a heartbeat.
HE'S SO SEXY
Gibraltar isn't a part of Spain, it's a British territory.
Gibraltar is an english speaking (we, Britain, own the country) country and i too was attacked by a mountain monkey haha!
Gibraltar is UK. not Spain
Perez im from Spain, and Gibraltar is british…
Im from Gibraltar and we're actually british and we have no woods,its a big rock LOL
The apes here are crazyy but locals know better than to feed and pet wild animals so
its usually douche's like this on holiday tryna feed em that get bitten!
Perez i love you man but the whole thing is wrong. Gibraltar isn't in Spain, we don't have woods, and they're not monkeys but apes. Don't want to be arsy and all that but your giving us a bad name! And i don't think our apes are the only ones that don't like Biggs!!
I was chased by a monkey there - I think every tourist is.
didn't this heeb say he was gonna leave America if Bush got elected? not like I vote because its all fixed nor do I like any president period but, I think this heeb should leave America, hit the road jew face.
You have quite afew offended Gibraltarians here , myself included ..how about a little fact checking before posting guys. thats Like calling an Aussie a Kiwi or a Canadian an American .. bit offensive dontcha think especially with the many uneducated spaniards who vandalise our city thinking it's Spanish.
Blocking my comments again, Perezzz?
Hillarious!
So utterly happy they stopped the grand trilogy at that the third film"!
It was perfect and and super funny!
Loved the bachelor party ( Gorgeous gals) and pubes scene!
Quit while you're ahead!
Cute monkeys! Only adds to the classic insanity!
LMFAO!
He's still HOT.
yeah gibraltar belongs to england…you have to use your passport to get in and everything…and spain has been pissed about it forever…
Gibraltar actually belongs to Morocco, get your facts right please, you're hurting people
Re: tocamelpepino – Get your facts right dude, actually most of spaniards doesn't give a damn fuck about this rock full of apes.
Re: tocamelpepino – Excuse I wanted to reply Arkhan comment not yours
LOL The title of this story should read Gibraltar apes aren't fans of American Wedding. Gibraltar is not spanish and it isnt moroccan either. Gibraltar is a british colony on the southern tip of Europe. I am from Gibraltar and my passport says i an britsh. We do not have woods lol when peope go to see the monkeys it is a very touristic area and im sure the ape did not jump out and bite his face as the wild apes are used to seeing people, im sure it jumped on to his shoulder or something to grab some food, our apes dont go biting peoples faces lol but thats Hollywood for you.
Hhahah foool!!! Im from Gibraltar and I think you should come show the apes some love Perez!!! please? x
Gibraltar is British, it is not a part of Spain, also they aren't monkeys they are barbary apes aren't they?? Anyways they're funny little buggers, one jumped into our minibus and grabbed the steering wheel, half way up the bloody rock, another went in my bag and helped itself to my lipgloss! They're cute but a little cheeky!!
LOL I recognise some people here .. Devi and Maxine … if it's the Maxine I'm thinking of … there's no other Devi though
Re: devi –
Hahahaha Devi I cant believe you have this tambien Hahahahahahhaha
Que pesha Weno Gibraltar is British and thats fact get that straight plus Hilton Dont be A Sour and come visit Gibraltar and what you have called Monkeys which btw are Apes They are Gibraltar apes
Much Luv
P
Re: Sharada – Uneducated Spaniards? This is sooooo funny. You should be talking when your people are the worst! I live close to Salou and all I see is fat, wearing-way-too-small-and-tacky-clothes, red as lobsters, drunk girls walking around shoeless, or groups of young dumb boys or girls on their stag/hen parties, getting drunk and being obnoxious and bothering Spaniards in our town. So you thinks your poo don't stink, but we can smell it from across the border of your filthy rock. Sorry! I said sorry, so that makes it all right! or so your people think.
his momma must be real proud of him.
to b completely honest as a proud gibraltarian I think its really petty that people are still arguing whether we are british or spanish… get over it! there are so many more important issues that you could argue about and maybe make a difference… I dont need anybody to tell me who/what I am…
and yes there is only one devi lol :] guys pm me and let me know who u are! x
Re: sparkle and shine!! – I bet they looked good in lipgloss too!! hahaha
to b honest they are very cheeky and curious animals and enjoy going through peoples property just to see what they can find.. Id do the same if I wouldnt get arrested for it! 