Battle Of The Boobies: Aubrey Or Heidi?
Filed under: Heidi Montag > Aubrey O'Day
After Aubrey O'Day revealed that she thinks her Playboy spread is seXXXier than Heidi Montag's, the guys over at Playboy took the matter into their own hands!
There's a poll currently running on Playboy.com, asking their readers to choose whose Playboy spread they find the hottest!
And O'Day is leading currently with 69% of the votes!
Shake yer tits!
Do U agree????
Posted: August 26, 2009 at 6:52 pm




And this is news because??
HORESEFACE IS A SKANK!!!! KILL HER ALREADY!!!
who cares there a bunch on annoying sluts who probably smell like vagasil eeeeekkkkkkk
Id rather stab myself in the eye then see Heidi naked. Shes disgusting.
On the other hand audbry is a hoe.
That's because Audrey was actually naked for the shoot! Duh.
A blonde, silicone bimbo throw down…..Playboy used to be so classy…LOL
I mean Aubrey, or whatever the fuck her name is.
Although they are both annoying, I have to vote for Skanky O'Day. At least she's true to her slutness and famewhoring ways. Heidi, on the other hand swears to be ms. holy moly but yet does everything that goes against her morals. Wooo…she didn't show any nips or cooch but she did show plenty more which probably still made baby Jesus cry.
I think both covers look overly edited and not really sexy at all.
Heidi does not look like Heidi, and Aubreys dress (and pose) looks like something out of a horror movie.
Aubrey's is better. She looks like a cheaper, less expensive version of some botched Mariah Carey album cover. Montag looks like a desperate 16 year old on Spring Break trying to be on Girls Gone Wild. They're both dumb bitches…But KUDOS Aubrey.
better then "gay" o'day.
That body spray on heidi's body is so not sexy or appealing to me!
No contest:Aubrey wins.She posed nude.Lame ass Heidi didn't show anything!L*A*M*E!
ok cant stand herpes 2 but aubrey looks like a hot mess!! she is a complete airbrushed mess….come guys think with the brain not the peen!!!!
i didn't see neither of their spreads but by the looks of things, I think is Aubrey is probably right.
Aubrey! I cannot stand Heidi! Or her "Boyfriend"
Haa Haaa there both a bunch of fame whores
can we start a poll for how many people want to never hear about either of these bitches again??? I bet I can get at least 69% "yes" votes…
Aubrey duh! She actusally showed her boobz…many times.
Re: candycaynegirl – Can I vote twice? LOL
Well, since Heidi has zero sex appeal, I give my vote to the other skank.
either their both fake ass females
Both are so overly retouched to look plastic and fake. 2x's FAIL
They're both nasty, shameless skanks. They both lose.
Icky…neither. I think fakies are gross, but (it does kill me to admit this, because she drives me nuts) Heidi's do look better. Aubrey's are too big.
both are WHORES…FAMEWHORE TO BE PRECISE they really need to dissapear and be gone from hollywood NOBODY LIKES THEM….perfECT Example of ”normal women” LETTING HOLLYWOOD FAME BRAINWASH THEIR BRAINS…BUT WHAT EVER THEY WERE WHORE EVEN BEFORE HOLLYWOOD NOTICED THEIR SLUTTY WAYS…..this mags are just piss of trash and unescessary tree killing
ew why the fck is heidi all muddy..it adds more to her already disgunting face. and aubry needs to stfu dimes come in dozens.
Who cares? Both pairs are fake.
Who the hell cares? They both suck.
Well I dislike both but at least Heidi doesn't look completely photoshopped.
okayy that is because that slut aubrey actually showed her whole body heidy didnt..i bet it would be different votes if she would have..i love aubrey but heidy is hotter!
I smell fish….
Do I have to choose? Hmmm… Measles or the Plague? Measles, I guess.
Absolutely! Anyone looks better that dumbass Heidi! WHY TF would she have dirt all over her? She's just slutty not classy! I'm tired of her and her FUG FUG FUGLY man given air time!
Wanna bet everyone is gonna say aubrey?This is how low miss pRATt is.
i say aubrey,cause she is isn't slutty like heidi plus heidi and spencer are [gross]
Why shoot a pic with dirt all over you? It just looks disgusting and gross.
Re: LizardKinG – Baked or fried?
I think they're both very average. And could Aubreys boobs be any more photoshopped/airbrushed?? They look ridiculous.
aubrey has a great personality and is beautiful (except her lips..god i wish she didn't get those horrible injections!)…heidi, on the other hand, is fake and stupid with a painfully fug horseface
ps aubrey's winning with 80% now..ha! it should be like 100
heres a note….if you're about to commit suicide. Can you please shoot heidi, and then yourself, please.
thanks
i vote aubrey
heidi's picture is just ugly
her face expression is just hideous
there should be a magazine called "Airbrushed 'R' us"
Aubrey is far better looking, no contest. I went and voted and yes, it is now 80% Aubrey to 20% Heidi the retard. I would love to hear what Spencer says about that. I'm sure God wants it that way for a reason!
Aubrey
montag will be well pissed, see how long it takes for her to say something about it, although at 80% to 20% she's losing pretty badly.
I don't like heidi but hers is better because she looks real not all photoshopped like aubrey
Who cares? They're both completely useless famewhores.
Re: keane99 – hahahaha smell like vagisil..
Aubrey all the way. No comparison.
Heidi's looks like a SCAT pic.
ugh neither of them
theyre both wastes of space
I just voted and its 81% Aubrey 19% heidi! I don't like Aubrey that much but I HATE Heidi! So I voted for Aubrey!
WHat about neither.
i think they are both photoshopped to death…ick!
80/20 in favor of Aubrey as of my vote a few minutes ago. I've nothing against Aubrey. I love her for not sugar coating things. But I can NOT stand Heidi. It'd be one thing if SPENCER wasn't walking everywhere with that stupid playboy in front of his face. It's been how long since the issue has been out & he's still walking around with it as if it just came out?! Psh please. Speidi just needs to fall off the face of the earth already!
Aubrey definitely looks more slutty, whorish,and sexual…if that's what sexy is then she wins hands down. I'm not familiar with her at all, but Heidi is all over the place and she's annoying.
Aubrey, but they are both hella photoshopped!
Yes! Montag's spread was PG-rated bullshit.
I didn't no heidi monhag was in playboy! we really are behind down here.
OF COURSE IT GOES TO AUBREY !!!!!!!!!!!
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AND I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WIT IT
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WHEN HEIDI'S PLAYBOY COVER WAS PUT
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UP I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COMMENT'ED
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BOUT AUBREY'S COVER AND SPREAD BEING WAY
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FUCKIN BETTER… I DID EXPECT MORE FROM HEIDI…
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SHIT, I NEED MY OWN FUCKIN SITE!!!!
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UR WELCOME AUBREY… MWAH
the thing is, aubrey o'days or whatever her name is, hers is completely airbrushed. it kind of looks like a sprayed painting. it's not really her. and i'm not one to rush to heidi's defense, but you have to admit, hers is an actual photograph.
Aubrey hands down!!! She's thicker and a lil' mo' ghettoer than Heidi, which makes her hotter by me.
Obviously Aubrey is winning, she actually showed her tits! If Heidi didn't remain covered up, I think the poll would be a much different story. So really, the poll isn't that fair. Do you really think that straight men would chose seductive, teasing pictures over full-on nudity pictures?
Re: LizardKinG – Ask any mermaid you happpen to see what's the best tuna chicken of the sea!!!!!!!
if i was just judging on covers alone then i would say skanky pants O'Day…
Heidi is the scum of the Earth. Really wish I got paid to be a talentless whore!
They both look like cheap hookers you could hire at $5.00 an hour… Plus no wonder Audrey is winnning, it looks like Heidi has been in an orgy where people shat on her and wrote in it… Gross.
voted for montag o day is just jealous she was not asked to perform at the pagent
Srsly? A poll about which of these 2 nasty sell out famewhores has more integrity because she took off more clothes? Color me disgusted.
Eghkk gross neither thanks.
Both are disgusting sluts. Why do people care about Playboy anymore? Who cares about their boobs - they're fake. Anyone could have them. Big damn fucking deal.
you have to remove all the airbrushing from Aubreys for it to be a fair contest!!
Can't even look at Heidi. She's far from sexy. Aubrey wins this any day. She has a sexy body. But her face used to look better before the botox or whatever she did to her face.
Heidi's a total dog face so aubrey clearly wins besides her picture says i know i'm sexy and u want me whereas heidi's pic says oh my lord what happened to my clothes y am i covered in mud n nearly naked she's a ho bag deffo
81% - 19% now ahahaha
At least Aubrey embraces her slutism, Heidi pretends like she's driven by God. Hypocrite=Heidi
Judging by the covers they're both photoshopped to the T!!! get over themselves like!! Both of these girls were waaaaaaay nicer b4 all of the plastic surgery!! Remember season 1 of the Hills! Hello Heidi was actually bareable then & Aubrey in making the band 1st season for her she was stunning now look at her!! STATE!!!
AUBREY WINS.
THAT OTHER HORSE FACED TRANNY NEEDS TO GIVE IT UP ALREADY.
both of them look disgusting. yuck!
Heidi's is hot, i'll admit but i've never seen Aubreys.
Both so synthetic!
im not liking the dirt on her body….but yes i did buy that mag but for the seth macfarlane interview ! (I wrote this a bunch of times…)
I HATE THEM BOTH! just go away, please.
if you're really going to go for the dirty look, at least go all the way instead of having it stop weirdly at your face/hair.
A Playboy pictorial of a naked chick is ALWAYS sexier than a pictorial of a chick who hides it all. Heidi loses this one.
WHO. CARES.
Aubrey looks way better & more classy heidi's looks trassshy!!
I WANNA LEAVE HER FAT PINK NIPPLES WITH MAD CUM ON THEM YOU SKANKY WHORE CUMDUMPSTER GAG ON MY FAT COCK I WANNA FACEFUCK YOUR PRETTY FACE N LEAVE YOUR PRETTY FACE WITH CUM DANGLIN OFF OF IT AND SUCK YOUR PRETTY PINK NIPPLES TILL THERE PURPLE.
Lol I havent actually seen any other pictures other than the ones on here… and i would say Aubrey by far.. atleast hers is classy.. but way more airbrushed.. so who knows! Oh and Heidi needs to stop thanking God and claiming that she is Christian or whatever it is she does… if she was anything like that then she would NOT be posing for playboy.. even if she isn't naked! So annoying! It gives a total wrong impression!!