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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!

What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!






























































woo goo brittany (: im happy for her
Love Love LOVE Brit!!!
oh my god hilarious
is it just me or is this shit not loading?
W
Will she be sober this time?
i love russell
its not loading for me either…
linky no worky jackass
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
We can't watch it in England, this sucks!!
Whaaaaaaa I want to see it, but once again the player is a DUD!
Folks, I tell ya!
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We gotta have the trashtastic trainwreck she was becoming back.
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I surely hope Pop Twatney checks out soon and she can run back to Flystrip dude for some country-ghetto, neanderbilly, trailer-trashy public craziness.
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Throw Bitchney back to the Assnan dude!
In other words!
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Gotta have the daily Crapney trainwreck back, man. Lindslut Whorehan just ain't cuttin' the muster so we gotta go back to the genuine crazy in Shitney.
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Now Stinkfeetney would have this place and other sites cruisin' at warp speed with posts if Jizzney's daddy'd just do the right thing and toss his country-ghetto, trailer-trash, neanderbilly pop shlock tart daughter back to that Arab dude.
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It's our right, man!
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WRITE TO YOUR SENATORS & REPRESENTATIVES!
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SEND A MESSAGE TO THE WHITE HOUSE!!
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DEMAND THE CRAZY PINK WIGGED, FAUX BRITISH ACCENTED BRIT-BRAT BE RESTORED TO AMERICA AND ALL THE WORLD!!!!
Say…
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…how many recall that terrific photograph of Bratney in the back of that EMT rig, all crazy-eyed looney laughing and babbling while they hauled her off on a 5150 to the rubber room?
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God that was a great moment!
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And how about the photos of her bashiin' cars with umbrellas, clumpin' around bleedin' from the crotch cuz she was too warped to know her Monthly Friend showed up!
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That's the Whackney we all want back, man!
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It was just gettin' really good when her pappy stepped in to ruin everything.
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Ya just can't fuckin' trust parents, man.
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WE, THE PEOPLE, DEMAND THE INSANE PSYCHOTIC CRAPNEY BACK!!!
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TRASHY TABLOID NEWS JUST AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT HER KINDA CRAZY CLOGGIN' UP THE PAGES AN' AIRWAVES!!!
MTV loves this fugly, no-talent, manly bitch.
Brit's lookin pretty hot these days
WTF?
NOPE, NOT LOADING FOR ME EITHER! HELP US PEREZ!!!!
Perez…sweetikins…
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Man, ya gotta pick up the pace on lettin' the posts go through like they used to. The glacial "speed" they now take to getting on really kills the fun!
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C'mon, dearie. Put the pedal to the metal with the posts!
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You could at least link us to a working link. Pretty amateur website, well in terms of how its run its amateur.
britney is the best
Meh please post a version not only US'ers can watch!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay brit-brit!!!!!!!!!!!
LINK DOESNT WORK.
video didn't work for me
GTHE LINK'S NOT WORKING!!!!!! HELP PEREZ!!!
does she live in bikinis?
haha
funny brit brit
it doesn't load!!!!!!!!!!!!! baah! ):
haha love it!
The link worked for me for once…
But, I enjoyed that! Russell and Britney make funny commmercials together.
haha funny.
russel in britney's mind: got to russel's hotel room…. sleep with him. lol
hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
BAD BOY, PEREZ!
We can't view this in Canada!
>:/
I could care less about either of them. I thought he did a horrible job last year and was the soul reason i stopped watching it and hit record on the DVR so i could fast forward through him talking!!!
i'm from europe and worked well…which surprise me … funny..i actually think that britney's voice its nice in off scene
Re: Orator – You're a fucking idiot. The World loves this AMAZING bitch.
britney rocks! love her, russel- not so much
perez, despite 'loving' canadians, most of the videos you show can't be accessed by us.
complete bullshit. try harder next time.
Is that a Michael Jackson tattoo on his arm?? I LOVE THE TAT!!! This video is classic!!!
Retarded.
hahaha good commercial!
OMG - that is too funny! So glad she is doing so well! keep up the good work Britney! Too funny! Love it and can't wait for the VMA's!
Re: 30 Rock – Maybe They Will Put it on MTV.com like they did with the MTV Movie Awards
i think it was funny i like em both
Very funny. Go Russell
Brit looks great .. so much better .. guess we will continue to see her in
bikinis A LOT.
LOL, Russell is hilarious.
Not a fan of Russell, in the least, but that shiz is funny! Guess he's not too bad when reading a script
effing hysterical!!!!!!!!!!! They are a riot!
Russell Brand ruined the MTV Video Awards he just isnt funny! Now Graham Norton would rock the MTV Music Awards.
whahaha that was funny! OMG she looks GREAT!! awesome, fantastic, never better! I love love LOVE her!
That's fantastic. excellent job to the crew and writer.
Brit and Russ, good job. VERY ENTERTAINING.
Please give me a job.
I dont find British humor funny in the slightest. uh - makes me not wanna watch if he is hosting
Russell Brand fucking sucks
Why MTV is sticking with this guy as host of VMA after last year's epic failure of a show is beyond me
Britney looks so good! LOVE HER
russel brand is one of the hottest things in e world. please this time fuck all jonas brothers, all disney trannies ( demi, selena, miley etc.) also taylor swift. please fuck em all. by the way good commercial
Re: marleyindy –
I thought the same about the Tat. I guess his character in get into the greek has a mj tat. I know russell doesn't, so I guess Adonis or whatever his name is in it does. Thats awesome!
haha Russell Brand is awesome
I'm going to watch just to see what happens. Love the commercial!
Her bod looks HOT!!!
wish there was more britney, less russel !
luv the mj tat !!
I'd hit them both
LOLZ I love Russell Brand he is the best!
Re: 30 Rock – same here I'm from the UK but couldn't watch it but I found it on youtube
I would love to see those two getting cozy with each other
lol. good for her.awesome and really funny:))
That was funny! Super cute! I LOVE BRITNEY. And I love Russel.
Has she decided bikini's are the classy thing to wear for every occasion these days?
Im still disspointed over the same douchebag host they will have again….
DAMN LOVE THAT BODY!!! I LOVE HOT CHICKS WHO ARE FUNNY!!! GO BRIT!!
Re: marleyindy – Im wondering about it too. Is it a MJ tattoo??
so cute, i wish she would perform.
hilarious ! that was so cute !
whoa she actually has personality
I always liked the fact that Britney isn't afraid to laugh at herself.. She's a sport.
Give us a close up on his MJ tatoo, please? thank you
post a better link! this one doesnt show outside of the us! i utilised the youtubes and found it anyways and it was freaking funny!
UBER LAME
she looks HOT.. hope she is gonna be there..
I love how the teenyboppin britards get so exited over anything this
smelly, ugly, talentless scab does.
lmao…i love Britney!!
Re: peacebone – all he did was embed the fucking player blame mtv for the crappy player not him
This video is LAME….
Why have to decided to jump on the "britney bandwagon" all of a sudden…she SUCKS….STOP ENCOURAGING HER!!!
She needs to go away and raise her boys.
Totally would love to see it but since I'm in the Van. it's a no go SAD
i love her so much! go brit, hope she's at the awards this year!
Hahaha loveeeeee her.
Re: minaahm –
yeah i was thinking, does Russell Brand have a michael jackson tattoo? it looks like it
that was not funny. i'm actually looking forward to russell being host this time after watchign forgetting sarah marshall…i had no idea who the hell he was the first time
OMG HE HAS A MJ TATTOO AND A GOOD 1 AT THAT..LOVE THE MJ EYES TOO.IM GETTING A MJ TAT ALSO…REALLY SOON.I LOVE MICHAEL AND I LOVE BRITNEY 2…SHE GETTING HER SHIT 2GETHER NOW.
why is he even hosting??? he sucks major balls!
lol, i think the both of them should host the show. that would be hot!
does anyone knw which brand those sunglasses on britney are????? LOVE THEM….
These two should hook up. They're so cute!
Expect nothing but Drunk moves, and Lip Synching!
creepy/hilarious!
lmfao hilarious! typical russell
THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!GO BRITNEY!!!!!!!!