Nick Canon Is Just A Lucky SOB
Filed under: Mariah Carey > Nick CannonLast night, Nick Canon stopped by The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien to talk his show, America's Got Talent, and his woman, Mariah Carey.
Watch (above) and see how he prattles on about how he made his marriage happen just by believing.
He neglects to mention that really, he's just super fortunate Mariah has a thing for dorky losers!
Posted: August 26, 2009 at 8:15 pm




him and his wife are disgusting.
they should quit life.
Nah, she doesn't have a thing for dorky losers, she's just into spineless idiots who are willing to be her slave. Oh, wait…
… I saw this interview and totally felt embarassed for him.. He's SUCH a douche.. I loved when he offered the first guest a piece of twizzler and they totally cussed him out. He's a piece of trash!
uhh Mariah's a bitch.
Actually he is cool she is the slut loser…
He wasn't in save the last dance!!!!!!
he is a douche….
lol this was funny and cute, nick seems like a cool guy
NICK CANNON IS NOT FUNNY AND ACTS LIKE AN IDIOT…YEAH, HE SCORED WITH MARIAH BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE KID HERE! STUPID STUPID
He gets on my nerves! Ugh! How dare he come on a talk show with an untied tie and candy?!? Soooooooo disrespectful to the industry. NO class. He ISN'T funny- that's why his MTV show got canceled. His teeth annoy the hell outta me as well.
I've had this loathing for him ever since I saw Drumline. HE IS NOTHING SPECIAL.
Re: mandybaby01 – why dont you quit life u idiot!!
Re: Antony – sut the fuk up dude..
Yeah- but Conan is so lame and getting worse every night.
whhat the hell? i do NOT remember nick being in save the last dance. that's sad and racist if the person who writes what goes on the teleprompter is mixing nick up with sean patrick thomas
Nick Cannon is not a dorky loser ..
I wanna lay in bed play Uno and watch Conan with you! Maybe you'll let me win…lol
I like how he said dorky losers and looks who's got a job that involves sitting on his ass all day and posting shit about other people
Self-Esteem issues? I think so.
he sucks and so does mooriah scarey
Em's sloppy seconds congrats.
(but i got nothing but love for mimi..but her husband…ugh.)
Oh come on….it was not that bad. He was obviously very nervous, but he seems like a nice enough guy.
Dorky loser? He looks like he's doing pretty well to me Perez…. at least he makes an honest living instead of sitting all day glued to his computer trash talking other peoples careers…
I don't know that much about him… except that his wife is talented but peculiar and makes bad career choices… but he's got kind of a sweet personality on America's Got Talent….
this was actually painful to watch. nick rocked up in a "rat pack" outfit and made jokes that were not funny and no one laughed. i actually felt sorry for him. and all they talked about was mariah which is sad, really.
Extra emphasis on "dorky". I never could stand that lil twerp.
He is not a dorky loser. He does a very good job on America's Got Talent. I don't know why you are giving him a hard time and calling him a douche. He comes across as a really nice person
I kind of like him…
they deserve it each other they have one thang in common
no class!!!! yuke!!!! she's the biggest loser!!!! a crying shame
so pretty so talented and so classless and dum!!!!
I like him. He's real and unpretentious; and he's on those jokes. Middle aged white guy thing on the buttoned down shirts, lolz, (reminds me of guys who purposely turn up the collars, meh) and the Copacabana joke's true, more lolz. Hey, Nick - watch middle aged white guys when they play Footloose.
Jeez pervez, you are so critical and yet, for all your self-proclaimed expertise, musical knowledge, "in-the-know", fashion shit, plus the time you've been around, why haven't you been offered a contract from a major t.v. show? It's because you do not know the meaning of the word humble. pinche conchudo.
My Perezcious's "wifey" Lady GaGa also has a "thing" for dorky losers.
i liked the interview. im not a fan. but if he's happy with Mariah and she loves him. im happy for them. love isnt something people just find. and i think everyone should think aboiut their own relationships than to judge theirs.. imm not a fan of his or Mariahs, but im at least happy that they found some type of happiness
Re: mandybaby01 – I COULDN'T SAY IT BETTER AGREE AGREE AGREE i hate this stupid effin DOUCHE and his effin stupid DIVA WHORE WIFE…kinda reminds me of the DOUCHE SPENCER and HEIDI THE WHORE FROM THE HILLS….I HATED THEM ALL…..JUST EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
he's cute!
nice one Perez. Can't spell? Nick CANNON. Canon is the camera brand, and I'm sure as shit he isn't an heir.
mario your just super jelous..you wish
ya'll bunch a hate.;;ers…can't stand non of ya”ll..thats sad cant you people just be happy for someone..
I like Him and Mariah They amuse me and she seems happy with him. I don't know why people have such a problem. They are one of the few couples in hollywood who did not start out married to some one else.
What a loser. Mariah is a cougar. Being with a little kid is hurting her career or at least what she has of it.
I'm sick of people having their preconceived ideas of who celebrities are. Face it people, you will never get to REALLY know the celebrities that you hate, OR the ones that you idolize. I'm a die-hard Mariah fan and all I've seen are interviews of her. She seems like a very sweet person, but do I actually know who she is? Her personality? No. You get a sense of it, but it's never the real deal. What I do know is that Mariah goes above and beyond for her fans and the people that support her. Not a fan of her music? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, you can talk about how much you hate her music (within reason), and it wouldn't bother me. What bothers me most is when people call her a "whore", "slut" etc. Unless you're her secret backstabbing BFF and know her personally, don't spread any hate. All you know is what you read on blogs, and we all know how inaccurate the info out there can be, but a lot of the time it is taken to heart. And as for Nick, I too will admit I'm not his biggest fan. But let's praise a couple who seem to be genuinely in love, rather than trying to tear them down. Oh, and on a less sappy note, don't even try to touch Mariah's career. She's staying for as long as she wants to, so get over it.
oh dear i don't think he realizes at this point, what he has gotten into - a marriage to narcissistic mariah? there's so much ignorance in his carefree attitude that it is hard to watch. grow up man !! i hope that reality will set upon you soon!
HE IS A DUMB DWEEB ! MC CAN DO MUCH BETTER !!
He looks like her son, and im surprised she hasn't eaten him by now.
Re: Madonna_#1fan_4ever! – What? A Madonna fan bashing Mariah Carey!? This is new! ::rolls eyes::
Mariah is the greatest. Love love love her and her voice, music, lyrics everything. Nick Cannon is cool and they make a great couple. No wonder she is in love with him. He is funny and smart. Great couple.
Re: LeFleur – I'm really interested to hear about your first-hand personal experiences with narcissistic Mariah Carey? I mean, you wouldn't be completely ignorant and base this off no facts whatsoever (I'm assuming), correct?
Re: TrickSlut – Lovin' the elementary school insults, by the way.
Well I dont think that Nick Cannon is a loser PEREZ!!!! He is sucessful afterall I dont see you PEREZ on TV on a regular scheduled basis…right? Just be happy for the guy you're always hating HATER!!!
I like him … seems like a sweet guy who appreciates his wife
He is a little twerp. In my opinion, I'll bet that he and Mariah don't have intercourse but every 30 days, if that.
He seams sweet…Nothing wrong with a dorky guy…Better than a Ass hole like Mario
who thinks his shit don't stink…
LONG LIVE MADONNA THE QUEEN OF POP!
His name is Nick CaNNon!!
Who's the dorky LOSER?!?!?!?!?
He has gonads. Did you listen here to how he put it out there to Mariah that they should get together, and then her people whisked her away…but it got her thinking about his offer when she was probably lonely, and she eventually invited him to appear in two videos, and the rest is history. I love that, not to mention his story about DJ'ing at Obama's Innaugural Ball. Too funny. Think big, people. Put it out there.
Actually, I quite like him. Mariah might be the superstar, but I think he's nicer. She's the lucky one…
Actually yes, I don't think Mariah is so easy to live with, she seems very self-absorbed, and Nick seems just so nice… He will have a hard time dealing with her…!
I think he is ok, he is living his dream and I ask what is wrong with that?
Conan is awesome!
eh mariah and nick…who cares..let em be happy!
Yeah the "rat pack" disheveled look wasn't exactly great, but he seemed quirky and funny and very nervous. I'm not fans of them both, but they seem to be a happy couple, so why knock that? At least they're married… and not just "forgetting to take their birth control pill" and getting knocked up by their boyfriends. Hmmm…wonder what slut I'm talking about - seems to be a lot of them out there!
They're both hasbeens and deserve each other.
HE'S SEXY
but Mariah is a ugly fat dumb weirdo, how is he lucky?
Re: EvaDiva – hey um yea I THINK YOUR THE ONE BEING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: mandybaby01 – WHY DONT YOU QUIT YOUR LIFE BYOTCH!
Re: Laury – if you think he is a spinless idiot y are you the 1 with a spine less face?
Re: Antony – they cursed the licorice serr
I will to speak him out of existence!
Waw.. he is such a loser.. He's not even funny.. It's just sad. He tries so hard to be funny.. haha. its funny cause it's saaaad.
Re: GottaShakeItOff – hey dear foremost authority on mariah, you seem to to defend self absorbed mariah for all her quirks and implicitly claim first hand experience with her. You're either seeing her through a lens which most posters do not. perhaps you could start deluding yourself again and see what most of us see !
i baked this little chocolate chip into a cookie last night and ate it….
Bossip posted this same clip a couple of days ago. Perez you are seriously slipping.
Thanks for finally calling him out! Yes he IS a loser. What the hell has he ever done other than a kiddie show on what..Nick or Disney? GROW UP!