Plot Above Marilyn Monroe Still Available; Bidder Pulls Out!!!
4.6 million is a lot to pay for a final resting place, but such was the outlandish bid a Japanese man made on eBay for the crypt that lies directly above Marilyn Monroe. And he won!
Only problem is he doesn't have 4.6 million dollars, so he is backing out of the deal!
On Monday, he sent off an email to the widow, Elsie Poncher, whose husband presently resides in the crypt, saying: "I am awfully sorry, but I need to cancel this because of the paying problem."
Yeah, people do expect you to pay them when you say they will!
Now, Elsie's lawyers will email the 11 other bidders who bid at least 4.5 million dollars, giving them 24 hours to submit new offers.
Hear that Lindsay Lohan! You still have a shot! That is, if Megan Fox doesn't beat you out. We're pretty positive she has more money than you!
[Image via AP Images.]
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Kate Gosselin Steps It Up A Notch!
OLD NEWS ! you're SLOW
Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – AND STUPID..
and i probably have more money then both of them since they waste it all away on drugs………..
Waste of money and space.
Yeah, $4.6M for a hole in the wall you're not even going to be able to enjoy . . . pretty bogus.
Did you really just say an "outlandish bid a Japanese made on eBay"? Culturally insensitive much, you dolts?
Re: LizardKinG – And a douche and ugly this could take days
No Matter They Both Have More $$ Than You
Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – dont forget, fat and ugly too!
…'bidder pulls out'. Now you are simply HANDING me my punchlines Perez.
the bid "A JAPANESE" made? I love a good dose of cultural insensitivity in the morning.
"4.6 million is a lot to pay for a final resting place, but such was the outlandish bid a JAPANESE made on eBay for the crypt that lies directly above Marilyn Monroe. And he won!"
FAT-ASSED RACIST PINK PIECE OF PIG SHIT!!! TYPO MY FUCKING ASS…
ROT IN HELL YOU JIZZSNORTER
Re: JigSaw – There you are! I've been looking for u all morning!
This woman was a nutjob,and a shitty actress to boot and a major slut of her day,I wouldn,t want to be anywhere near this bimbo. Another useless icon that Americans worship.
"A JAPANESE"???????? YOU RACIST FUCK
Haha, read between the lines of your heading Perez…BIDDER PULLS OUT ABOVE THE PLOT OF MONROE. Sorry had to go in the gutter for that one, tehe.
You should've went all out and just said Jap or Slant.
See, some people can make a mistake you douches.
You should now apologize to Miley for your tirade on her slant eye picture.
That is sooo fucking rediculous. Man, America is so self-absorbed!
I wish i had 4.5 mill . I would so love to be so close even in death to Marilyn. and why would a dick bid for something he couldn't pay 4?
ok..this is stupid but!..if u r megan fox u can even give urself just 4 have that crypt..i don't understand why she loves so much that woman???