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Anne Heche's Bafoon Responds!

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Last night, Anne Heche called her ex-husband Coley Laffoon, on national television, a "lazy ass", who just waits around for her to send him a check instead of finding himself a real job.

Coley isn't too happy about having what little image he has be smeared, so he released a one line statement that both shows he is gainfully employed and that he hates Anne's guts.

He says, "After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television."

Coley apparently has been working as an employee with Los Angeles real estate company Hilton & Hyland. The job can't be too taxing, though, because he also had the time to log onto his Facebook to post this status: "I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean."

Ah, don't you love it when grown men act like 14-year old girls?

[Image via WENN.]

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56 comments to “Anne Heche's Bafoon Responds!”

  1. 1

    Perez you are a grown man and act like a 14 year old girl.

  2. 2

    …that b*tch is full of crazy.

  3. 3

    he has the right to respond but he should have just taken her to court. Most divorce decrees state that you can not bash the other parent. A judge would be all over this!

  4. 4

    How does that make him act like a 14 year old girl? Didn't he do the more mature thing?

  5. 5

    Oh dear Anne:
    Coo Coo for Cocoa puffs.
    Remember when Ellen
    used to drink her juice?
    No wonder
    Portia insists that
    she now gargle
    with Listerine.

  6. 6

    I'm amazed this woman continues to work. Her agent deserves a raise.

  7. 7

    He probably really hates her 'cuz she still loves that poontang…

  8. 8

    Re: Poindexter-X – HAHAHA — damn good point!

  9. 9

    Why aren't you crucifying her for talking that much shit about the father of her child? Is she another one of those celebs on your "can do no wrong" list?
    Clearly, this woman has issues and should be ashamed of herself for behaving like this, as I am sure her kid will someday be ashamed of her too (if they aren't already).
    If what she's saying about him is a lie….can't he take her to court? I hope he does.

  10. 10

    Bafoon? REALLY??

  11. 11

    He has more clas than that mentally unstable bitch ever will.

  12. 12

    Is this a joke? So she lied about him not having a job. The court didn't grant her any custody of her kid because she is crazy, here her ex, instead of trying to turn the kid against her like so many exes do, is trying to get her more involved in the kids life by trying to get her to come out to the kids soccer game and she is so arrogant, self centered and deluded that she attacks him over it? I understand that you apparently have a bitter woman ghost writing your site now (From the way you are up Kate Gossling's Ass) but try not to forget that Anne Heache is crazy…just ask Ellen, I'm sure SHE remembers!

  13. 13

    you do everyday

  14. 14

    This was very stupid of her. She only makes herself look bitter and hateful adn its NEVER a good idea to speak about your ex since your children could hear it. And didn't you just berate that tool Travis for doing the SAME THING? Why does this crazy bitch get a pass for it? Keep consistent Perez!

  15. 15

    Honey..put down the crack pipe…the 14 y.o is Anne Heche. Crazy cheating bitch…. It's no wonder a judge granted Coley full custody..that says alot about a woman when a judge won't grant her custody of her kid…..

  16. 16

    He's right, and he deserves to defend himself. HIRE A LAWYER and sue her for defamation, or whatever.
    Anne should not be publicly trashing the father of her son, Homer.
    Hopefully, Coley doesn't stoop down to her level.

  17. 17

    I saw this show yesterday and I think this has been overblown by the media. When she said those things, it looks like she was joking around (you could also tell she's had one or two cocktails before the interview).
    Also Letterman screwed up, and you could tell he felt uncomfortable. He didn't know she was divorced from the father of her child. He thought they were still together when he asked him. But I really believed she was joking.

  18. 18






  19. 19

    Re: Poindexter-X – ditto

  20. 20

    plus he has a right to respond to something like that. I would if I was embarassed by some cheating slut on national television.

  21. 21

    Yeah, you should know first hand about acting like a 14 year old.

  22. 22

    yeah dude, you've made a career out of being a 14 year old little whiny bitch so let's not throw stones.

  23. 23

    how about its not good being a bitter ex

  24. 24

    Re: Poindexter-X

    i know right? anyways, uh…whatever

  25. 25


  26. 26

    I do love it when grown men act like 14 yr old girls, kinda like you did after getting punched in the face….aww do you need a tissue hon??

  27. 27

    She should be ashamed of herself. She's completely dilusional. So he wants to be a soccor dad? Good for him! He's interacting with his child. It's called being a good parent! Maybe she should try it sometime instead of publicly bashing the father of your child who STILL treats you decently after you left HIM and YOUR CHILD to be with your costar. Oh and that check he receives? It's called CHILD SUPPORT! YOU LOST custody of your son you ignorant tramp. If the situation were reversed she's HAVE NO PROBLEM getting that check.

    Jesus Christ Perez..your site is getting worse and worse every month. The shit you post is beyond ridiculous now. If you're 2 stupid to see that SHE's the problem then you have bigger issues that I thought.

  28. 28

    Someone here has got it bas ackwards. Like most everyone is sayings, SHE's the immature idiot here, NOT him. Her attempt at humor on the show failed, it was almost hard to watch. Epic fail, girl…..that's your kid's DAD!

  29. kugar says – reply to this


    Ann Heche was a Cu*t to trash her ex- husband on national tv last night and didn't she cheat on him when she started to do her lousy ass tv show in Canada and if I was her ex, I would be so happy that she trashed the Father of her child because I would then sue her skinny ass for slander so fast her fugly face would fall off!

  30. 30

    Fools. I feel sorry for their child that neither one of them can follow parenting practices that they're counseled on while going through the divorce.

  31. kugar says – reply to this


    She's a UGLY A-hole in fact, I'm sorry to compare her to an A-hole because most A-holes are far prettier then she could ever be!

  32. 32

    well now that he's got such a great job that he's so proud to work so hard at maybe he doesn't need his ex-wife's money anymore.
    she's a wackjob idiot. but he's a loser who likes to sponge off women.

  33. 33

    Um, he's right. She acted like an idiot on the show. He was sure good enough for her to make a baby with…now she needs to shut up and leave her private opinions about him to herself. She made herself look idiotic, and as far as I'm concerned, she is a horrible mother for speaking that way about the father of her child on national TV.

  34. 34

    Dude is full of it….he's not a licensed real estate agent, so legally, he CAN NOT show property to ANYONE!!!

  35. 35

    Does anyone else remember when she and Ellen were lovers?
    I hate people that are tredy gays

  36. 36

    WTF?! Anne was the one acting the teen. Her ex was just defending himself in a very classy way.


  37. 37

    You should know Perez

  38. 38

    What kind of job is that? Barely part-time. Loser douche. And you know all about douches Perez since you are the ultimate one.

  39. 39

    Isn't she mean't to be married and having/had another sprog? All this outburst shows is that shes not a happy person, because if she was she wouldn't give a shit what her ex was up to. Move on you nutter!

  40. 40

    Perez HIlton is NOTORIOUS for having the mentality of a 14 year old girl (and the mannerisms!). As always, he is being hypocritical…another trait for which he is notorious.

  41. lje says – reply to this


    WTF are you talking about Perez? How is mildly defending yourself acting like a 14 year old girl? YOU act like a 14 year old girl. Fuckface.

  42. 42

    She's the baffoon

  43. 43

    Well, you do have to wonder what she has going on in her own career . . . Obviously not much, if she had time to even mention her ex.

  44. 44

    She cheated on him and left him for her costar and now she trashes him on tv- she only loses more of my respect. I hate when a celeb uses their fame to put down family who don't have the same level of access. She's rich, she's acting again, she's with someone she is happy with- why does she have to pick on the father of her child? I won't be watching whatever she is in.

  45. 45

    Umm, he has a job. She cheated on him. Why would you take her side in this. She is clearly out of bounds here. There is nothing helpful or "adult" about her comments or her actions.

    Besides, as men have known for years, you cheat, you pay. This is equality in action.

  46. pj88 says – reply to this


    Fuck him!!! He was only riding Anne's coatails anyway. Good for her… and will someone please give her a movie worthy of an Oscar. She is a great actress and is overlooked year after year. Here's hoping for a Globe or Sag for HUNG

  47. 47

    Perez: Sounds like she's the one who's acting like a 14-year-old girl.

  48. 48

    Why shoudln't he respond to her nasty comment?? She has a lot of nerve talking about the man who is father to her son!! She married him, loved him and had a child with him for God sake! She is being extremely hurtful to her own son!! What a witch!!!

  49. 49

    Re: Orangina

    LMAO! I TOTALLY agree with you. This woman's agent needs a raise. She is also on the HBO Series 'Hung.' How this psychopath gets constant work in Hollywood amazes me!

  50. 50

    Anne Heche is a Douche!!

  51. 51

    She's still nuts and he probably married her knowing he would get a decent divorce settlement.

  52. 52

    …so what youre saying is instead of acting like a 14 year girl he should act like a man and back-hand her across her mouth to teach her a lesson??…god, its mixed messages like this from the media that make it hard to figure out the role men are supposed to play in this era…but you gave up on that role long ago didnt you?

  53. 53

    who cares about this cooter licking cum sucking biach

  54. 54

    Re: Richie2000 – she is a cooter licker and cum sucker, who can respect that!

  55. 55

    my job is EXTREMELY taxing and i update my facebook all the time. just because you have a lot of computer access during the day and or/ work from home does NOT mean your job is not taxing. you really dont think sales is taxing? dumbass. also, even if he sounds like a 14 yr old girl, he is right.

  56. 56

    Why do i have a big ass?