Anne Heche held nothing back yesterday when she visited David Letterman and let the world know what she really thought of her
ex-girlfriend Ellen ex-husband Coley Laffoon.
Sarcasm was most definitely her friend as she happily labeled Coley a "lazy ass" and when asked what he does for a living these days, she replied: "He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!' "
That's one way to make of living. Plus, that might be his routine now, but as we've learned in the past, after Anne Heche breaks your heart, a lucrative & successful career hosting daytime TV and Covergirl commercials is bound to follow. Coley just needs to bide his time.
And as if she should give marriage advice to anyone, Anne left her audience with this last little nugget of wisdom: "Don't get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful romantic thing to do."
Plus, it saves you tons of money you don't have because you have no career left or a lawyer.
Oh, Anne. Shut it!
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