Huge!!!!

Germany's Gala magazine just ran this amazing 3-page feature on Pretzel.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Massive!
Danke. Danke. Danke.



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Germany's Gala magazine just ran this amazing 3-page feature on Pretzel.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Massive!
Danke. Danke. Danke.
Germany!
the only thing huge about you is your waist line
…Perez, stop putting yourself down with weight comments like "HUGE" and "MASSIVE'. Be kind to yourself.
Congrads!!!!
HUGE is the perfect caption for a fat fuck like you. Im sure the people you hate on love you too fucktard.
Massive and Huge is the right terms for your body
Das iz Sheet Mario!
loooks like your huge in germany & you had that spanish magg… but whatt about US … nott just yet. butt gooo you perez !!!!
Does that say you're a modern clown?
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!
I REALLY LIKE SLIIMY, I JUST WISH HE HADN'T SIGNED TO YOUR LABEL BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK ASS.
germany rocks
Umm yea.. You are freakin huge. And not in a good way!
who cares…this is america
sexy hoe
YAY WELL DONE! WE'RE ALL PROUD OF U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taking the fashion world by storm!!!!!! I like
lmao u kissing lady guzzler in the pic above screams out IM TOTALLY GAY & NOT AFARID OF STD'S!
Looks like they just recycle old pics instead of actually caring about taking new shots of you.
THATS SO COOL.. goiing to buy it right now
remember perez.. fuck the haters.. some people really love you
Perez you look very nice in the first photo
u publish pics of celebs who r so skinny, and they have little bit cellulite, i tell one thing 90% ppl have cellulite so dramaqueeeeen, look urself at the mirror, u r the fat one with lots of cellulite , so fuck you ! i hate ur rat face with ridiculous hair, and now u try to be soooo fucking fashionable and new ”thing” u ain't nothing but just a old pathetic uglyface. GET REAL PLZ
AND u always criticize how ppl dress, PLIIS LOOK AT URSELF ?!?! and work out ur poses !!!!!!!!!!!! XO XO
Your still fat, see?
Perez u r so fuckin annoying and have the biggest ego!!
Perez,
You look GREAT with dark hair! Consider it!
I seen somethign about you being a clown.. They're prolly dissing u, but since no one can translate we have to take ur huge word on it.. lol.. so u suck here, but there ur a clown.. Yea, i can see how that's huge..
very impressive. loving the first page. very classy. =]
Re: dariendarien – ACTUALLY NO THIS IS NOT AMERICA, THIS IS THE WORLD WIDE WEB, HENCE HERE'S ME, WHO ISN'T AMERICAN, RESPONDING TO YOUR RETARDED COMMENT.
Perez, I almost feel bad saying this to anyone, but you are so ugly. instead I will just say you look so unfortunate.
wo isser nu?!?!?
THE GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF TOO! Idiot!
Doesn't Germany have a festival named after you called Oktoberfats?
You wanna be hot soo bad Perez.
too bad no one gives a shit to do this in the US, where you live.
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Gala is the equivalent of the Enquirer. Nothing to be proud of.
Keep laughing at the haters, Mario! After all, if you WERE gone, what would they do with the pathetic little messages?
Congrats on a great looking magazine spread!
Your head and ego are huge.
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – I don't think they are actually dissing him this time. I only know a little german, but it's saying something like "from clown to trend-setter"…..I think.
"modernmacher" literally means modern doer.
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – it doesnt actually "disses" him.. they just say that his style changed from a bit clowny to a fashionqueen! and thats true..
Re: Games4Stress – We would party if he were gone and you wouldn't be invited.
Yes baby, I know you love Haters!!
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Re: bonita_applebum16 – he loves haters because he has to love himself no one else does, he is the biggest pig vomit hater ever.
Haters have made Perez wealthy .. it's his lifeline and paycheck
sommerloch - worüber sollen die idioten sonst schreiben?
hehe… I'm gonna get an issue myself tomorrow!
CONGRATS, Perez!!!
I could translate all of this but I'm too tired right now.
They're not dissing him, they show him some respect.
Re: YUCK – Does your Mommy know you're on the internet, and this website? You are SO gunna be grounded when she finds out!
Yeah, too bad most people don't know you're a heterophobic hypocrite. Oh wait, that's right, everything is backwards now we're in Obamaland.
Re: Plinkie9 – they looked but didnt manage to find him circling mcdonalds continuously using the drive threw
whooooooooooooo looking perez!!!! you look so fit in the first pic!!!!!!!!! xox
looking good*****
Oh Perez, you Schweinehund
I don't know the language, but the word "CLOWN" is pretty damn clear.
Nice hairpieces everywhere !
Re: YUCK – Well it's haters, like yourself, who make him rich. So get off his jock already, he's famous and you know it!
Re: Sally H – WHAT'S OBSAMA GOT TO WITH ANY OF THIS, YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD LIKE MOST REPUBLICANS.
i love haters shirt is amazing!!!
HugeRe: JigSaw – And dont forget his potato head, that seems to get larger and larger with the years.
Re: JoJoStar – Please dont forget his potato head…
Looking good papi!
ewwww you suck dude.
The only place in a mag I like to read about you are in the recently deceased section
wo ist will.i.am wenn man ihn mal braucht?
Woot ! go Perez you earned it!
They did a nice job. The main photo is awesome. Congratulations!
yes, yes you are.
Re: german_babygirl – Too cool! thanks for the translation! You're beautiful! My step mother is from Poland.. Neighbours!
Only Perez Hilton can still manage to look "dumpy" in an Armani suit!
Yeah, Germans also think that MC Hammer pants are still cool too.
thats soo cool i love the sign on tyhe back wall cubano… lol.. give it up to ur peeps …
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um, did you actually have someone who understands German read this to you??? despite the pictures, it's not particularly flattering (nor should it be)
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Germans are pragmatic people - even their most sycophantic pop culture reporting tends to have a streak of cynicism
Too bad no one around here will read it, you fatass porker, oink oink.
I see the word CLOWN above many pics of you looking like the FOOL. Those germans sure are smart!!
Re: fantomas – hahaha
Perez looks really hot in the first pic!! CALIENTE!
Congrats Pretzels!
what does Vom Clown sum Modemacher mean?
Congrats Perez!
you are one ugly mother fucker
loser
Re: Noniabidnis – oh really? Good to know lol now I have more to beak about! Thanks!
Re: Starbella – german_babygirl said this to me when Icalled him a clown
lol : "Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – it doesnt actually "diss" him.. they just say that his style changed from a bit clowny to a fashionqueen! and thats true.. "
people! stop hating on perez! hes more famous than you'll probably ever be! and your just jealous! if you hate him so much, then get the fuck off of HIS SITE! DUMBASS! p.s. perez,,, i think you look like a stud
Re: JigSaw – LMAO nice.
Re: Noniabidnis – HAHAHAAH !!!…Thats GREAT to know !!!… U made it to the German National Enquier !!…HAHAHAAH !!!! Shit deserves shit !!
Re: hailyann – Who the fuck wants to be *cough* "famous" for being mean and spiteful ??? Who wants 85 to 90 % of the people who even know anything abt u or what u do, despise your ass and wanna spit on u every time they see u ?? …..YEAAAAHHHH …thats the ticket !…I wanna be some kinda famous like that !….. NOT
Not hard getting into the Gala. Even my sister was in it once
it actually says
"from a clown to a fashion designer" on second page in case anyone cares
And something about "most hated person in hollywood". In case you couldn't translate it. I know because I'm German.
Awesome…very cool! I love you. Only thing, you look a little greasy lately. Work it out. ♥♥♥♥ you perez!
you have lost your way mario….sad sad sad
Re: Uker –
I'm not a republican.
ewwww, one of our mags printed a gagag-pic, bitch kissing you. disgusting! brush your teeth!
Re: hailyann – And I think you look ugly lol.. Stuck up bitch.. Yea, cuz everyone can aspire to be someone who sits on their fat ass all day pretending to be a celebrity.. He's not famous! He get press cuz everyone hates them.. He's like the gossiping version of Speidi.. No one likes him, but they'll sure as fuck use him as a means for entertainment.. I'm not mean like this normally, but enough is enough.. GIRLS NEED TO ASPIRE TO BE MORE THAN JUST SOMEONE WHO SITS AROUND AND DOES NOTHING GOOD OR PRODUCTIVE IN LIFE.. Go accomplish something girl.. Get an education and make women proud.. Don't just be a statistic of women failing to make a difference..
The only thing huge about this story is your jellybelly!!
I died laughing when I saw "huge" and "massive" and then his photos!
Forget Jon Gosselin….you are the BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG in AMERICA!
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You look like shit in the first pic….(sorry just being honest, like you) and please stop kissing Gaga's ass