When the gig is up for Lily Allen, it's off to suburban life for this Brit and boy, do we pity the poor sap who marries this trainwreck.
While performing at the V festival this past weekend, Lily admitted that she is already looking forward towards the end of her career, as she plans to retire at 25. And she has big plans for her future: "I just hope I can stay famous enough for a little bit so someone rich will marry me."
Yes, because we hear a lot of rich bachelors are keen to bring a hot mess like you to meet their mum.
And speaking of mums, that'll be phase two of life out of the biz for Silly Allen: children!
“I have every intention of becoming a suburban mum," says Lushy. "I want to get married and have children…I'd like to live in the country and have a walled garden, and chickens and pigs."
Bad idea! BAD IDEA!
We foresee the afternoon that Lily gets so drunk, she confuses the playpen for the pig pen and her baby has to waddle in mud for hours before someone notices!
Can't you stick to intoxication instead of moving on to procreation? It's what you know best!
[Image via WENN.]