Lily Allen + Motherhood = Disaster!!!
When the gig is up for Lily Allen, it's off to suburban life for this Brit and boy, do we pity the poor sap who marries this trainwreck.
While performing at the V festival this past weekend, Lily admitted that she is already looking forward towards the end of her career, as she plans to retire at 25. And she has big plans for her future: "I just hope I can stay famous enough for a little bit so someone rich will marry me."
Yes, because we hear a lot of rich bachelors are keen to bring a hot mess like you to meet their mum.
And speaking of mums, that'll be phase two of life out of the biz for Silly Allen: children!
“I have every intention of becoming a suburban mum," says Lushy. "I want to get married and have children…I'd like to live in the country and have a walled garden, and chickens and pigs."
Bad idea! BAD IDEA!
We foresee the afternoon that Lily gets so drunk, she confuses the playpen for the pig pen and her baby has to waddle in mud for hours before someone notices!
Can't you stick to intoxication instead of moving on to procreation? It's what you know best!
[Image via WENN.]
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Although i have no idea who this FAMOUS woman is, your article was a hyper link off facebook in 3 separate places. Hence me being here!
Perez, your an intelligent moron, you have created a following hate club inadvertently like Howard Stern.
You now how the power to convert ppl. 99% of your readers dont follow your view point. I suggest a strategic apology, it will not only let the little voices experience power but show you can change your mind with valuable outside input from your readers.
This is not like the old days, if you dont address this issue like Gordon Ramsay did in Australia to Tracy Grimshaw, you might find yourself alone eating humble pie in your jocks.
I think you have the talent but if you dont get the sheep you wont find the wolf.
Oh Porkez!
you're such a mysoginist pig. Jelous much?
PENDEJO
Re: pringle04 –
Again another stupid DB defending Porkez.
Porkez loves us, w/o all his haters this stupid site would be empty, so STFU
whaaat?!?!? i think she is a right hoot!
i bet she would be the best mum
and just because she smokes dosent make her a bad person
or because she drinks??
who dosen't bloody drink?
i smoke and drink and it dosent mean im some sort of car crash
we just know how to have fun over here
she's always talking about how she wants kids
that means shes got alot of love
you've obviously hurt her perez
back off
I think Lily Allen has a great talent, plus she is gorgeous. I dont used to listen her music until I read so many bad comments about her. I thought "how bad she can be to have such fame?" so I started with her second album and and then I bought the first one and the lyrics that her songs bring are not BS! She is honest, transparent, funny. Her only one mistake is saying what she thinks and feels. Besides I always think that something happen for a reason and if Lilly can sound or seem a material, men hater girl, have you ever asked yourself why? maybe men were not nice to her and if you dont have really good friends around you, you can make mistakes like trying to fill in a not smart way the big space that love can leave in your heart, because at the end that space become even bigger. But I have hope that she´ll be even better one day. You go girl!!!!
Perez.. just die.
Honestly, Perez - why do you hate Lilly Allen so much? I love your website, but MAN, your're biased!! Gaga gets lots of lovely posts (well okay, she IS your personal friend) but you keep bullying Lily? What has she ever done to you? Shes a great singer and an advocate for womens rights AND animals rights AND gay rights…. so what could she have done to you thats so bad??
LMAO Hilarious!
what makes you think YOU can judge that this is a 'bad, bad idea'?
mario stop being so jealous of talented people like lily allen
You fat loser..Who the FUCK would ever want to marry YOU???
You obese hypocrite,
You deserve to be beaten senselessly.
I bet if LADY CACA were to decide she wanted kids.you would think its a brilliant idea.then again she cant.Shes a dude
You are so fucking rude. She had a miscarriage. I would think that since you are pregnant you would sympathize. Oh, you're not pregnant? Why are you so fucking fat then?
I think fame is probably intoxicating enough . . .
TWAT she had a miscarriage a couple of years ago, real classy. You should be ashamed of your self. Nasty.
you make me sick, mario.
GO TEAM LILY!!!!!!
Perez Prick Hilton
I'd of loved being brought up by Lilly.
I think she would be a great mum.?
Most celebrities or even most HUMANS are
not going to cut the odd drink or the odd
cigarette out of their life because they have given birth to
a child.
Many celebs are known for drinking etc. .
and are GREAT mums,
Katie Price for example
you have noting against Katie,
And lets say shes well known for a good
pissup. DOes it make her any worse
of a mother NO!?
And why would she sing all her life?
She has a REAL job ,
she has to travel and work
Not find out some gossip
make a few pictures and tap
on a keyboard 24/7 ??
Yes you can sit and do that
ALLLLL your life but. . .
Lilly has a more DEMANDING job,
As for the "rich men" thing
which woman doesnt want a rich man
noone would complain,
just because you sit at home 24/7 and
come out the house to appear on
shows like "celebrity juice"
means your impartial to getting a rich man,
you stick to spencer pratt
First of all, you're an idiot. Sure, she parties and all but remember when she was pregnant? She had a plan to be responsible and raise the child well. She's not like Britney or any other retarded bitch. She's very caring and silly and has the potential to be a good mother. I think it's absolutely lovely that she wants kids and a house with a walled garden with chickens and pigs. It sounds like a good, normal idea. It's not like she wants to live in NYC and have some spoiled rich dumb brats, you know.
WTF is wrong with you?! Leave her alone, she's an amazing lady and far more talented then your "wife" Stephanie "lady gag" Germonatti, or whatever the fuck her name is. And yes, I meant gag.
fuck you, perez. lily allen is a real person like you me and your next door neighbour with thoughts and feelings. no wonder will.i.am punched you in the face. and i fucking hope he does it again. hopefully next time he will do some permanent damage.
Perez, you're a fat piece of shit. Somebody oughtta punch you in the face, AGAIN.
Perez, I would love to see you get off you fat ugly arse and try and be a father! No way do you sit there and mock someone who has had to deal with the loss of a baby!! You disgust me! You are only famous for being a disgrace to the USA and licking Lady GaGas ASS! Get a life you fat fucking loser!!!!
Lily u are worth so much more than this fucker!
Well, she is not disaster like you. You suck! Why you are so evil? I was your fan, but when i watch how you make to peoples, this is so suck out! I hate you anymore than…. Everything! You are so suck out, Perez. You evil bastard! You are disaster, you are lame.
Re: pringle04 –
Good luck with this crusade.!!! You and Perez should hook up and have chickens and mini me brats………………………….
This is sooo mean……You sound like a right dickhead for writing this…..If this is your life it's really sad…..Maybe you should think about getting another job.
What a sad man. You really are insensitive and clearly dont have a clue about what is like to have a miscarriage. LOSER!!!!
@ Dolly44
Oh really, and who are you exactly? I mean, if you have such criticism 2 her you must be very talented yourself, and of course famous in both the acting ánd singing circuit, so why don't you tell us your name and upload your face so we can 'oeh' and 'ahh' at your radiant presence.
Not fair, Lily Allen is ace you scabby queens.
Perez ! U SICK SON OF A BITCH !!!!!!!!!
she had a fucking miscarriage you knob
She's awesome!
Re: blueboy – Couldnt have put it better myself! It seems that favourites are picked on this site and anyone who is 'out of the club' can do nothing right unless they prove their worthiness by supporting the ringleader. Bet it wouldnt be a 'BAD IDEA!' if gaga talked about having children…
I dont usually feel compelled to comment on the stories on this site and to be honest, i view perezhilton.com as a harmless gossip site but please, what gives someone else the right to judge how good a mother someone else would be? And thats not even considering the insensitivity of it all. Yes she drinks. Yes she smokes. Yes she is opinionated. But why does that make her such a terrible person? I guarantee there are millions of people her age doing exactly the same thing world wide but they dont get slated for it. So fucking what… these things do not in any way reflect how someone would be as a mother and i think its disgusting to judge someone who you dont know. Im not especially a lily allen fan but what the fuck did she do wrong to you?
And to be honest, i think anyone with half a brain cell would know that she was joking when she talks about being in the business long enough to get someone to marry her.
I hope lily goes on the have the wonderful family she craves and that she is happy looking after them, just as most people who have commented here believe she would.
Omg perez… you're just a fckn morron.
You can judge celebs about their music, their clothes, their drug or alcohol usage… but this is just too personal..
BTW: I think Lily would be a fcking great and cool mom.
She doesn't deserve this kind of bullshit
You sick bastard! Never heard so much horrible bollocks in my life! Lily Allen is a legend! You are an insensitive twat! She is hardly effecting anyone by living her life the way she wants to live it. Surely she would rather be having a good time than be a loser like you slating people for a living!
You are an absolutely talentless, motherfucker who shouldn't even be allowed to comment on someone as talented as Lily Allen.
Prez you are a big fat dick.
Get a life before Lilly slaps your face off
Your out of order pal - a genuine nice person with a damn site more talent than yourself! She does appear to have a slightly more successful career than you……….ahhh maybe that s the issue?? Do people really get off on demeaning their fellow humans publicly in this way - obviously so by the look of this site!! Just because people are in the public domain it doesn't make them less vunerable and immune to feelings! There I did it without swearing……………..COCK!!
she's class!! she's talented, sexy, fun and a fab amazing entertainer!!!
YOU ARE PATHETIC PEREZ, you and ur little group of minions ARE PATHETIC!
you are nothing but scum, slagging ppl you don't kno, oh and slagging ppl you do, NO ONE WITH A BRAIN AND INTEGRITY LIKES U!
UGH, I can't stand Perez. I'm suprised someone didn't punch him in the back of the head sooner! Idiot. How can you be proud of being gay, but be an advocate of discrimination?! And what an insensitive issue to go on about, considering Lily's recent abortion.
at least she made it out of having talent, and not out of sheer gossip.
your just a jealous little man, who thinks stirring lies and bullshit will get him in with the celebs.
nothing but a groupie.
i like lilly allen, but hell no i wouldn't want her as a mother!
Perez…you freak! She's never done anything nasty to you, but pathetic you, you just have a go at someone who IS actually talented! Leave her alone!!! I love Lily, shes caring, and I think she's be a great mum. Shes amazing so stop the slaggin Perez. You're such a dick! Shes actually been through so much crap in the past couple of years,….and you are always there to criticise her when shes down! Act your friggin age Perez & leave her alone! You took the page outta her when she miscarried her baby! You bastard! And now this. At least shes big enough not to retaliate…..grown up you prick!
You make me sick.
how can you have the cheek to say all this after the poor girl suffered a miscarrige you scumbag.
and how could you say anything about the way she looks and what she does, look at you mate. you dont even have a proper job. you sit behind a computer picking on people that have more than you, and always will do.
lowlife.
perez hilton you are a gay bitch, and not the good kind.
lily what happen to u i though u were good and talented but apperantly u r just another mess waiting to explode to make a big old mess…WOW SOMETIMES PPL R JUST FOOL BY PPL WHO APPEAR TO B GOOD AND REAL PPL TRYING TO SHOW THEIR TALENT AND ENTERTAINED THE PUBLIC WITH GOOD INTENTIONS…but no it is all lies…lies i tell u….
Re: paddyi – what miscarriage? OKAY i didn't know about that that is sad and I don't think she is bad but she is talking about she wanting to marry a man with money makes me think that she is all abou the money and doesn't care about finding true love
this is amazing garbage let alone the fact that you mock someone who has miscarried no matter who they are you obviously dont know a down to earth honest person when you see them i say rock on lily your amazing and i hope you find everything your looking for
WEL TBH! I LOVE LILY ALLEN! UR A SAD MAN DOING DIS TO CELEBRITIES U NEED 2GO LOOK IN D MIRRIOR U DYIN DISEASED NUMCHUCK! LILY ROX!
did anyone of you shitbags even know that lily`s had a miscarriage? oh yes, and I wonder why the baby died? because she would not stop drinking and party while being pregnant? well, I guess it is obvious-
YEA! Lily Allen would be the BEST MOM ever. she drank her baby to death but oh well, shit happens right? haha.
i think that is disgusting, lilly is beautiful and talented (hope i dont sound like im ass licking lol), but she has alot more talent then u !! , and wat is it that u do besides bitch about people i mean come on get a life!
Dickhead.
Come up with something worthwhile would you?
lily's fucking fantastic. beautiful, talented, sweet as candy.
and you're just a pathetic cock sucker.
have fun with that.
she would be an ok mother
You asshole. She had a miscarriage.
Another shit article from the pig who calls himself Perez. What's the matter? Jealous that somebody like Lily Allen has more talent than you'll ever have? Um..maybe because she's an ACTUAL celeb who has worked hard to get where she is today! You need to be taken down a peg or two - now that would be a great headline to read. Grow the fuck up and stop being such a fucking insensitive twat.
You are such a fucken loser!!! your so ugly you actually look like a spastic retard and you think your so cool all you have done in your life is take photos of other people that you want to be like! How sad is that!!! really honestly front up to your own insecurites before you go slamming others. LOSER
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – well your not pretty either
[re=4239673]Re: Dolly44[/re) you cant sing or act either your a loser
Re: Dolly44 – actually you really are a loser!!! Filth I hope every child you have is ripped from your stomach you whore
She very nearly was a mother not so long ago. Maybe you should think before you post shit about her. What do you have against her?
There's a line in the sand. The line is where Lily had a miscarriage. This post about her is nasty. You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line!
Ha ha, some of these comments make me pmsl! FFS, so you Perez cant criticise Lily Allen because she had a miscarriage???!!!!! She is a fat, drunken talentless f**k, and the fact that she had a miscarriage doesnt change that fact.
These people make me laugh, as always they have no valid argument as to why Lily Allen is a valid human being, or why they think she would make a good mother. And because these brain washed idiots have not intelligent argument they make personal comments about Perez. So its ok for them to make comments about him, but he cant make comments about a talentless scumbag?
She is nasty nasty nasty, and the sooner she sinks back into the mire from whence she came, the better.
Hey pigface.. the only people that shouldn't be allowed to have kids are gays like yourself.. You try to make a living by trashing talented people when you don't have any yourself.. You just sit behind your comuter like a washed up whale thinking you can get away with the crap that you do.. I don't like violance but next time when some celeb beats you up again and you cry like a little bitch I will laugh out loud and sing "What goes around, goes around, goes around comes all the way back around.."
Dear Lord, this post is totally unnecessary; it is people like you that should be mocked with pathetic microsoft paint drawings! It absolutely unnecessary and to be totally honest it's so fucking stupid to devote your life to other dissing other people's life.. Don't you ever pause and think to yourself 'oh my gosh, I have no life, I live what other people live'.
Find another way to vent! I just skimmed through all these comments and people think you're a total loser. Accept the critism & retire. Lily Allen is clearly being ironic & in fact very witty, but a stupid fucking poser like you doesn't have the intellectual capacity to understand that, do you?!
Re: xmichyx – She was being ironic & sarcastic. You have to read between the lines; she's clearly not after money, she comes from a family with plently of money, she's joking and taking the piss out of this stupid propoganda of celebrities.
i think this is horrible, disrespectful and i love lily allen x
Dmn thats harsh!!!! but i love to hate u perez. u are such a bitch lol
awww! dont be mean. i love most of her songs and shes unique..
Educate yourself…
i mean seriously perez? you don't know what kind of mother lily allen would be you have no right to call someone a bad mother.
I am seriously her biggest fan and I think it is cruel to laugh at her and make fun of her just after she had a miscarriage, when she was pregnant before she stopped partying and drinking. She would've been a great mum givin the chance
Diddnt you know the poor girl had a miscarrige not so long ago? What f at wanker you are perez