It Was A "Friend"! Lindsanity Cracks The Case!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Twitter
Who needs the police when you've got LiLo?!
In addition to fake baking, shopping and not working, Lindsay Lohan moonlights as a detective!
The recently robbed wacktress took to her Twitter to shed some light into the illegal entry of her home this past weekend.
She Tweets, "that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me."
Is your old friend this guy?!
Lindsanity's a crime-fighting genius!
Maybe Law and Order is hiring?
P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: August 27, 2009 at 12:30 pm
…odd that she would have any interest in being a private d IC k.
You're really starting to piss me off more and more each day, wonder why you're not famous eh perez?
hahahah now u nd her make a good couple
a perfect ten
she cud be the 1 u cud be the 0 hahah a big fat one!
I heard throught a law enforcement friend that it was her drug dealer and he was sending a message because she hadnt paid her drug debt that was nearly $60k high. literally
Little Lindsay Lohan-
Lesbian thespian,
addict and party ho.
No one to tell her no.
Will she see 30?
She staged it all so she should know who did it..
friends dont steal friends items…
holy shit, are we bitchy today team perez?
idiot.
she'll be the next nancy drew! haha
Wow this info is 2 days old.
Seriously Perez, why do you (I mean your stinky sister) bother anymore? You are the worst blogger in internet history. You make more grammatical errors than a 5th grader, you are DAYS behind on all your information, you are not even aware of very well known facts (Like what happened to Priscilla Presley) and your only fans are 15 year old emo girls.
You also lie about your popularity to get sponsors to pay you - you got busted when you started posting photo galleries and didn't realize you left the count meter visible on there. After posting several galleries and people pointing out the count meter was only showing like 35,000 hits, as opposed to the MILLIONS and MILLIONS you claim *each* day - you quickly removed the info. Then brought it back with hugely inflated numbers.
One photo gallery went from 35,000 hits (the gallery had been up for over a week, 35k was the TOTAL number of hits for the entire week) to having the info removed for about 12 hours, and when the "count" reappeared 12 hours later, it showed over a million.
You are bogus Perez. You know it, every adult knows it, more and more celebs are calling you on your shit.
Hopefully your sponsors open their eyes soon.
I bet she broke into her own house just to get in the spotlight bahahah
Re: Disturbed – I love this post. LOL stick it to pig vomit.
This was her lame attempt at a publicity stunt (must do something to keep herself in the news).
LOL she's so funny
Re: Disturbed – yeah, perez is an ass. But everyone loves him anyway and if you don't- get a life and don't come back here.
Re: Disturbed – Couldn't have said it better myself!
Re: ohperezluvyou – Trust me…"everyone" doesn't love his fat ass. Please don't speak for me.
id bang her so bad
Re: ohperezluvyou – No not everyone loves Perez.. My whole town pretty much hates his ass cuz he's such a bitch.. lol.. But when ur bored, all the good sites are blocked at work.. This is what you're stuck with.. Like Sawyer425 said, don't speak for ppl when you have no clue..
If you look at the still image from the video, it looks like she is the burglar. Given that she is desperate for attention and apparently doesn't want to return some jewelry loaned to her, it makes sense.
Is somebody messing with her pictures? She can't possible look this old at 23.
Re: YUCK – i can acctually believe that
Re: HollywoodTown – if he pisses you off , then why are you on his site ?
Re: HollywoodTown – if he pisses you off , then why are you on his site ?
Re: HollywoodTown – if he pisses you off , then why are you on his site ?
Re: HollywoodTown – if he pisses you off , then why are you on his site ?
She is SO stupid! It wasn't a "Robbery" because you were not there. You were burglarized!!! It was a burglary! In order for it to be a Robbery the party or a party has to be present. Duh.