New Chris Pine Movie Is Most Likely Crap!

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Chris Pine's new movie must suck!

A lot!

The Star Trek star's new flick, Carriers, comes out on September 4th, but the movie won't be seeing an opening in Los Angeles or New York!!!

But congrats Atlanta, Charlotte, Denver, Detroit, Minneapolis, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Phoenix, Portland and St. Louis! You'll get a chance to view the stinker!

Carriers has apparently been on the shelf for quite some time, with industry insiders speculating the only reason the movie is seeing any release at all is because of Pine's success with Star Trek.

They're probably right!

    Posted: Aug 27, 2009 at 9:00 am / Email this  »

    14 comments to “New Chris Pine Movie Is Most Likely Crap!”



    1. 1

      Looks just like the poster for The Ruins! Tsk tsk Chris… you made ONE good career choice with Star Trek… try to keep it up…

      We'll see this movie anyway…



    2. 2

      NO shit! Did u ever see the trailer for this movie? It looks like any other horror flick out there. CinemaObs it is not Chris's fault this movie sucks. It was made before Star Trek. He made bad movies before ST and will make them after ST. Just a working actor trying to make a buck.



    3. 3

      True true tom, we're not even sure it sucks, we still wanna see it! He was cute in that Lindsay Lohan movie too, Just my Luck!



    4. 4

      OK now, what did Chris Pine do to Perez to get fatso so worked up against him? He couldn't get in his pants?



    5. 5

      I actually thought the trailer looked pretty good. Just b/c the movie isn't premiering in big cities doesn't automatically make it shit.



    6. 6

      your assumptions are false- i've seen it and it doesn't suck at all!!! it's actually really smart and entertaining.



    7. 7

      First Shia, then Rob and noe Chris? Why you all of a sudden hating on all of these cute boys, fatass?



    8. 8

      The movie actually looks pretty good. I could give a shit if it didnt premiere in NY or LA. I live in st. louis. Besides, NY and LA always get everything else, so stop complaining.



    9. 9

      He'll look good, regardless

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      10

      lou taylor pucci is a babe!! i seen him at arc light theaters in may……he looks even better in person. i'll watch this movie for sure



    11. 11

      Looks interesting, I'll see it



    12. 12

      it doesn't matter…if he's in it, i'll watch it.



    13. 13

      hmmm, perez you like tom fletcher, right? he was in Just My Luck with chris. that movie didn't suck, it had four of the hottest british men alive in it, :D



    14. 14

      My friend and I are seeing this anyway…. not because it looks good or scary but because it has Chris in it. He is hot!! If the movie sucks at least we'll be able to stare at him for two hours.