New Deets! Kerry Katona Beat Down Accountant!

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This is a new tactic! We'll remember these moves come tax time!

As we previously mentioned, Kerry Katona was arrested on suspicion of assault after the supposed beating of….. her accountant.

The bankrupt coke fiend allegedly struck David McHugh in the head yesterday and damaged office equipment.

“You’re the f*****g reason I’ve got no money! It’s not Mark, it’s you!” Katona screamed at McHugh, accusing her accountant and not her husband of squandering her money.

We're pretty sure her $$$$$ went up her rotting nostrils!

“It seemed like the penny finally dropped for Kerry and she saw for the first time the mess she was actually in," said a source about her finances. “A colleague of David’s called the police and Kerry was taken away.”

Kerry spent most of Wednesday in a jail cell awaiting questioning on several charges including suspicion of assault, criminal damage and a public order offence.

Police will decide whether or not to charge the reality wreck today.

After bankruptcy and a drug bust, you think she'd cool her jets!

No rest for the high weary!

[Image via News of the World.]

    Posted: Aug 27, 2009 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

    25 comments to “New Deets! Kerry Katona Beat Down Accountant!”



    1. 1

      yeah…

      sniff sniff



    2. 2

      …"Bless The BEASTS and Children".



    3. 3

      So thats what Kate Goslin would have been like if John hadn't gotten away from her in time.



    4. 4

      Re: Spindoc – …probably.



    5. 5

      Re: karencarpenter – wow, look at all the people out here, guess we are all sick of anniebitch…. thanks for the pool cover



    6. 6

      Well…

      .
      …this dumb twat is the all one needs to know drugs, particularly man made chemical ones on this order, are maybe not a good idea.

      .

      Stick with the herbal stuff, man.

      .
      That an' maybe a couple White Russians in homage to The Big Lebowski or a few Margaritas and life is good then.

      .
      But stay the hell away from the powder and needle shit.

      .



    7. 7

      to be fair to her she has made afucking fortune in last 5 years and her husband, and this dodgy accountant to seem to be at least part to blame for her having nothing left. She is a manic depressive drug addict. Surely someone should have been making sure there was some money hiddena away for her 4 kids future



    8. 8

      Re: SweetAs – You said "Surely someone should have been making sure there was some money hiddena away for her 4 kids future "
      _________________________________________________

      Yeah, and guess who that somebody is….HER! She is an adult, and she should be looking out for her kids and finances. As for her money being gone, why would it be shocking that a cokehead could blow through a bunch of money?



    9. 9

      That's nothing new. I kick my accountant's ass all the time.

    10. Ange says – reply to this


      10

      The accountant wasn't a saint either. He was charged with holding 3.5 million pounds of his clients money in his own personal account. So there MAY be some truth to it. Doesn't negate the fact that she's a trainwreck though.



    11. 11

      Coke is sick. Pot is fine, but nothing interveinus or snortable. That's gross and so wrong. Ew.



    12. 12

      You know.. I've never heard of this lady outside of this site. Who is she and what makes her so popular?



    13. 13

      Hah! Her accountant must have a hard head to break the office supplies when getting hit on the head…. Was it a stapler or something?



    14. 14

      who is this girl, besides a complete trainwreck?



    15. 15

      Re: JigSaw – …my pleasure. Wear it or use it in good health. just don't ride over it with your trike as it will wear out.



    16. 16

      She is an ex member of the popular UK band Attomic Kitten. No one has heard of them since, but I think she's more popular now then she was then.



    17. 17

      Sick of hearing about her.. I wish someone would run this bitch over and be done with it… Jigz? Are you accepting payments for some dirty deeds?



    18. 18

      Too bad the pic is not enough to make this chick stop. Too bad the rotten nostril doesn't want to make her stop.
      Sometimes the only relief for addiction is death.
      Looks like she must be going "for it"



    19. 19

      why aren't her kids being taken away?



    20. 20

      Is she THAT fucking DELUSIONAL???
      Your HABIT is the reason you have no money, idiot.
      denial, denial, denial



    21. 21

      Re: karencarpenter

      That's my fave Carpenter's song!!

      ***************
      Someone should force this fat cow to snort so much cocaine that she drops dead!



    22. 22

      why the hell is this woman even famous??



    23. 23

      If she is sooo skint why did i see her in the trafford center yesterday (with loser husband in tow) walking around buying the first thing she could get her hands on?????
      And she was a total diva with the sunglasses on inside- and in all honesty i think im the only one who realised it was her.
      Wonder where the kids were???????????
      xoxo



    24. 24

      Why waste so much space on this nobody?!



    25. 25

      I thought she died of cancer or something or ran off with a porn star after
      getting beaten