The Queen Has Arrived!

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CLICK HERE to watch yet another teaser for the new Celebration video, this one featuring Madonna herself!

    Posted: Aug 27, 2009 at 1:35 pm / Email this  »

    54 comments to “The Queen Has Arrived!”



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      Teaser for a certified flop. The song has already flopped massively. The Queen of Flops looks horrible. No amount of make-up or surgery can cover her decaying face and old skeletal body. Loathsome.



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      Some old lady imitating Twiggy
      in a mini dress.
      I was not teased
      nor pleased.
      There can only be one queen in this palace.



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      loved it!



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      i'm sorry but madonna is NOT the queen of pop. her voice is horrendous and she's never done anything of value.



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      Re: jesyrene – lol



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      She looks great.



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      …can this song turn around and become a hit when the video is released? It has dropped off of the charts after one week of release I'm pretty sure.



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      Um actually she IS the queen of pop and she always will be, so get the fuck over it! Who the hell is twiggy anyway?



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      every clip looks horrible so far



    10. 10

      So sick!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!



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      why are u promoting this so much. it flopped BADLY



    12. 12

      Yawn…



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      WB probably doesn't give a shit because it's her last album for their label. Know what? The only ones who still give a shit about this are tired old queens who also think they're 25 years younger than they are.



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      Re: SeedyPetee – No amount of promotion can help The Queen of Flops. People are so over her, and she has to realize that she can't sell anymore. Every star had to fade at one point or another, and Madonna's star has faded a long, long time ago. At this stage in her long career, she's just making a fool of herself. The old, decaying has-been is nothing but a tragic laughing stock. A loser.



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      We Madonna fans certainly love her and are very excited for her.
      Anxiously waiting for Sept 29th…Love you Madonna.
      You look HOT!!



    16. 16

      Amazing!! I want more!!



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      madonna is huge.amazing.,.super cool and chicRe: jesyrene – gaga sucks big time worst madonna wannabe ever loser



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      Re: livelovemusic – what voivce has to do with be a queen??madonna is the queen because she is the most controversial woman in the business,the most smart and the woman tat own all the records and the most sucessfull female artist of all time loser.voice doesnt make u the queen.A QUEEN IS A WOMAN THAT PERFORMES EVERY NIGHT FOR MORE THAN 100THOUSAND PEOPLE.AND THATS MADONNA



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      HUGE MADONNA ONCE AGAIN.SHE PUTS ON SHAME ALL THE YOUNG STARS LIKE ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAID



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      Re: dannytheminion – no asshole.she was #2 and whoria is not even close.wait till its come out.whoria has a single madonna has only digital sales loser.she sells always more than whoria



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      if she was such a has been, she woudlnt be selling out stadiums…….. long live madonna!



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      MADONNA: PLEASE STOP USING YOGA AS A DANCE MOVE. It's fucking annoying.



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      effing love her xD



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      Re: Madonna the queen – Hey, moron! One is Queen only when one is able to crack both radio and the charts. But yes, Madonna is THE Queen of Flops. She's got lots of flops. So bow down to your Queen of Flops!



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      Re: jesyrene
      Celebration” Remix EP is #1 on iTunes Dance Album chart.
      #1 on the Masterbeat overall chart.
      The song is #*5 on Billboard’s Club Singles Chart and the Greatest Gainer for the second week in a row.
      Soon “Celebration” will be #1 on Billboard’s Club Single Chart, Madonna’s 40th #1 Club single – the most of any artist in the history of the Billboard Club Singles Chart (which she already is).

      On the international front so far, the “Celebration” single is already #1 in Italy and Holland, #2 in Japan and is Top 5 airplay in every other major market (which means most 1st World countries in old glamorous Europe).

      Who cares about the USA? It's all about guetto music.

      CELEBRATION IS A SUCCESS ALL AROUND THE WORLD!



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      Re: karencarpenter – not really. Re: jesyrene
      Celebration” Remix EP is #1 on iTunes Dance Album chart.
      #1 on the Masterbeat overall chart.
      The song is #*5 on Billboard’s Club Singles Chart and the Greatest Gainer for the second week in a row.
      Soon “Celebration” will be #1 on Billboard’s Club Single Chart, Madonna’s 40th #1 Club single – the most of any artist in the history of the Billboard Club Singles Chart (which she already is).

      On the international front so far, the “Celebration” single is already #1 in Italy and Holland, #2 in Japan and is Top 5 airplay in every other major market (which means most 1st World countries in old glamorous Europe).

      Who cares about the USA? It's all about guetto music.



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      Re: jesyrene – No honey, people dont listen to her in the US, is that what you mean? Because CELEBRATION is top 5 in most countries in Europe. #1 in Italy and Holland, #2 in Japan.

      In the USA, a country dominated by hip-hop and rap (guetto music - I'm sure you know what it is), Celebration is doing really well where it is supposed to do well: on the dance floor (in case you havent noticed, this is a dance track):
      #1 on iTunes Dance Album chart.
      #1 on the Masterbeat overall chart.
      The song is #*5 on Billboard’s Club Singles Chart and the Greatest Gainer for the second week in a row.



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      Re: jesyrene – Madonna is the Queen of Flops?

      Funny, worldwide:

      American Life: 5th best selling album of 2003 in the world.
      Confessions on a dance floor: 3rd best selling album of 2005 (and it was released in November of that year).
      Hard Candy: 4th Best Selling Album of 2008 worldwide. Better than Mariah.

      Besides always being on the top 10 best selling albums in the world EVERYTIME Madonna releases an album, all of the above were #1 in the USA for at least, one week.

      Honey, Britney, Mariah, Christina, they cannot get on the top 10 in the world chart in a row. ONLY MADONNA. And you call it flop?

      Hahaha, you kill me with your non-sense. Are you hate blinded? You started to sound desperate. At first it was funny. Now it is a matter of obsession. Go search help. Do you need money for a psycho session?



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      omg my queen! i cant wait for the video.



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      Re: PerezChupa – What "world chart"? Moron, there is NO such thing! It only exists in your delusions. And how can the flop "Hard Candy" CD be the "4th Best Selling Album of 2008 worldwide" when it flopped massively in the US? When one says "worldwide" that means the WHOLE world!–but "Hard Candy" DID flop in the US! Honey, you're the one in need of help–you're living in the past when The Queen of Flops was still huge. You can't accept the simple truth that your has-been idol is old, decaying and so over. Deal with it. Live with it, you pathetic Third World fans of the Queen of Flops.



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      Re: jesyrene – I can't deal with the fact my idol is decaying?

      Mmm… let's see:

      THE STICKY AND SWEET TOUR 2008 (US$ 280 million): Top Grossing Tour ever made by a SOLO ARTIST. Sold out in the USA and all over the world.

      Is that decaying?

      You know that the Music Bizz is ruled by concerts and not albums sold, right? You know that Record Labels are in red since the 1990s, right? and all because of free downloading and internet, right? That's why CONCERTS rule the music business.

      And then we have:

      Mariah Carey's E=MC2 sold more than Madonna ONLY in the USA.
      Madonna's Confessions on a Dance Floor sold more than E=MC2 worldwide.

      Gigs on The Adventures of Mimi had to be canceled due to weak tickets sale. The whole tour grossed US$ 26 million, in a country that buys her cheap records, USA.

      Madonna, in the same year, with The Confessions Tour grossed US$ 190 million, sold out tour in the USA too.

      There you have it: Madonna still commands the MUSIC BUSINESS the way it works. Who cares about Billboard single chart (Madonna's albums went to #1). The Tours also went to #1 on the BILLBOARD BACKSTAGE thing. Mariah cannot do that because she sucks as a live performer.



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      Re: PerezChupa – Honey, it's almost 2010. Nobody gives a crap about your has-been idols Hagdonna and Mooriah. And nobody cares about your imaginary figures. Hagdonna and Mooriah are so 80s. Take your meds, luv.



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      it is fitting. A bad video for a song. This contract ending with Warner has produced some of Madonnas worst music ever. I have been a fan since her 1st album and still am but I would never pay money for this song it is so 1999 what was she thinking. All the people who laud it just because it has madonnas name on it are so foolish. Madonna has the nerve to charge 300 bux a seat and then dump out this crappy song? So you really think she deserves all that money? I do not. It was a pathetic attempt at a song when Madonna has tons of resources. Wake up people and demand better. Btw Madonna has not done what she has wanted since 2004 when Warner was sold to Seagrams and Bronfmann put the smack down on her contract..



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      Re: chrisnoland – Well said.



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      Can't wait for this video. Long Live The Queen!



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      She's been in the industry for decades and this is the best she could do?



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      she's so healthy,exciting and great unlike the minds of some of the people here



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      Re: PerezChupa – Music should not be just about money. Madonna was known for making great music while pushing the envelope. All she is doing know is pushing people away (though she has always done so) and giving us mediocre music. So what if she made that much on Sticky and Sweet, I paid $350 us dollars to see that show and it was not worth a second go, it was ok but really Madonna was top of her game when she did Blonde Ambition, she will never be that popular again. The reason she also made that much is her ticket prices are outrageous.
      Madonna also really does not give a damn whether you love her or hate her. She does not give a damn about anyone and never has. The only thing she learned from the Kaballah was how to shut up about it. You should google Madonna and copyright infringement and see just how original she is…



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      I love how you hate on Mariah so much but worship the ground this fucking old SLUT walks on. Fuck off Perez you fat shite.



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      First of all I think this is just teasers and not at all what the real video will look like, and as far as FLOP goes lol As of now it is breaking billboard reords. GET your facts straight :)



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      Madonna is the most successful, famous, richest, and influential woman in music history!



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      What ever! Give it to us already! NOW!



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      Re: PerezChupa
      "Who cares about the USA?
      Obviously you do, You're on an American based site of an American blogger defending an American singer (don't let her face accents and worldly addresses fool you; she's hardly un-American). You also have your facts wrong. According to the IFPI, which is more or less the bible of the world recording industry, American Life placed 32nd for 2003, Confessions 6th for 2005, and HC 11th for 2008. Not a flop by any means, but not the number you are pulling out your ass. Try using a more reliable site than absoluteMadonna.com or those other FAN-based sites that exaggerate her figures–you'll look less like a fool.
      Speaking of sales figures, though…here's a tip, of which you and your ilk are oblivious: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT HOW MUCH SHE HAS SOLD. No one, that is, except you Madonna fans, who wear those numbers at your hip, ready to draw it out like a weapon.
      No one brought up Mariah Carey until you came along. It's funny how she seems to scare Madonna fans–and for no reason, really.
      Lastly, it's spelled "ghetto."



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      Re: jesyrene – poor bastard madonna has sold more than 312 m of records and grossed almost a billon with her tours , only in 26 years ,. madonna is the QUEEN OF SUCCES



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      celebration n 8 in japan , n 5 on airplay there=61 m of impressions



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      Ok….but I'm starting to lose intrest,maybe I have ADD…
      I don't know but yeah , it's cool for everyone else lol
      think I'll go do something else for now….



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      There’s a rumor flying around that the Queen of Pop will perform her new single “Celebration” at next month’s Video Music Awards in New York City.

      Those set to perform during the show, which takes place Sept. 13 at Radio City Music Hall, include Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Pink, Taylor Swift, Green Day and Muse.



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      Re: chrisnolandRe: chrisnoland
      Copyright infringement? Please, don't pull an Aisha with me.
      The Beatles had more problems with copyright infringement than anyone else.

      You are so stupid that with your argument you just show Madonna still rules the music business:

      Madonna's tour was sold out in the USA. Mariah Carey, sells records but she had to cancel gigs because no one bought her tickets.

      Janet Jackson canceled her tour because it was not selling.

      MADONNA SOLD OUT A TOUR EVEN CHARGING MORE THAN MARIAH (who canceled gigs) AND JANET JACKSON (who canceled the tour).

      Honey, these are facts. They are not my opinions. Facts, reality. You cannot argue this.

      And if you think you know something about music. You should be aware that the music bizz is in red since mid-90s, that the only real revenue for artists and record labels is touring.

      So there you have it: Madonna makes more money than any new artist, Madonna sells out tours in the USA, her albums are always on the top 10 best selling albums in the world every time she releases one.

      Sorry, again, those are facts.



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      Re: PerezChupa
      Obviously you're confusing popularity and great talent. Bud Light tends to sell more than Guiness, but everyone knows Guiness is a better beer, just like there's a lot more talented artists than Madonna. She may know "where it's at" by touring, but the reason why her CDs aren't selling as well as they used to because of the record industry is just excuse. AC/DC sold 8 mil of their last CD, and they've been around longer. The only reason why she's touring is because she saw green and signed a huge contract. It's not like she needs the money (or maybe she does), but now she's stuck having to fulfill that contract by touring for the next 10years. Kind of sad for someone her age, with all that money, and having to do a grueling tour every few years when she should be making brilliant records or other side projects. It's sad that she can't make music on her own merit, and always has to follow or keep up with trends. A woman her age should be more expiremntal and not care if a record is a going to sell 10 copies or a million. She's been making dance/pop for 25 years; not much deviation there. Just because she goes from techno from one album to electronic or faux hip hop on other doesn't make her a chameleon. When she does try to make a serious stament (EROTICA, AMERICAN LIFE..her lowest selling CDs), her fans abandon her, and she has to go back to making what they want.



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      Re: GoodBoyNC – hard cabdy sold 3.5 , american life 5 m and erotica 6 m , but better than woriah s flops



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      celebration up to n 14 in europe , and still at n 4 on airplay
      so cool



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      Re: jesyrene – celebration up to n 14 in europe and still at n 4 on airplay



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      about us , madonna was more succesfull than mariah this decade , she grossed more than 280 m with her 4 tours ,and sold 22m of records according soundscan , 11.4 m of albums and 10.7 m of singles , of course woriah sold more records 23.8 m , but because she re released her best selling album teom , and release more single than madonna,,she did more colaborations, and she promote more her cds and singles 10 times more than madonna , sorry woriah is from 90s , madonna from 80s , woriah waan t so much this decade in us and to end she only grossed 40 m with her tours , yeah madonna was beter than woriah this decade in us



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      Re: madonna n1 Re: PerezChupa
      If Madonna is so great, then why do you feel the need to constantly promote her, and trash every other star in the process? We get it..she has the most succesful tour and the most successful femal artist (give or take). I'd be more impressed if you could break her down to an aesthetic level…you know…how she's a better singer, songwriter, etc.