He's An Idiot

What's wrong with Jon Gosselin?
We mean, aside from the obvious!
The father of eight was just spotted sporting some stitches above his left eyebrow.
The reason?
Jon supposedly did it to himself at his part-time home in Wernersville, PA.
Says an inside source, "He hit his head opening a kitchen cabinet door in the dark. But he's OK now."
WTF?
Was he drunk when he was opening the cabinet?
Stoopid!
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yes he is
Hah, when I skimmed this I thought he lived in "Wienerville".. which would make more sense.
i used to think jon was cute…but dammmm now he's a major douche!!! his kids are so adorable but nowadays its not bout them anymore…and for all you idiots who say kate drove him away….i seen every dam episode he let it all happen so stfu! im team kate all the way…good luck gettin custody of your kids douchey! oh wait…you dont care cuz no kids=more partying with baby whores!!!
Gook!
Kate must have tried to beat some sense into that thick skull of his…
…that post left ME in stitches. HA HA. What a stupid f*cking moron. I have done that myself tho' searching for a frozen Martini glass in my freezer.
I wish it had come from Kate trying to knock some sense into him. What a freakin moron!
…look more closely at the photo everyone. They aren't stitches. They are P UB ic hairs from some tramp who sat on his face last night.
WE KNOW HE IS A HUGE DOUCHER!! STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM.. UGH
Most household accidents happen in the kitchen. I've hit my head on open cabinets. That doesn't mean I was drunk.
Wow dumbass.
Is that a rhetorical statement? LOL!!
wow! you are really on top of your game today butt plug with these incredible news breaks
Im so over this clown! I think Kate deck his ass.
they should just cancel him form the show and show how superstar Kate can be on her own!!
MUST BE ONE HEAVY ASS CABINET LMAO
Re: karencarpenter – THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME l0l at w0rk! hahaha
Re: g.babyl0c805 – …good!
Hopefully it knocked some sense into this pathetic jerk. Then again, probably not. He's a lost cause by now.
Re: karencarpenter – lmao that's good!!
umm….ive done that? i just knocked my head on the freezer door the other day and your point is?
must u report every move this dude makes? so how many times does he take a sh*t everyday? why don't you report everytime you scrap your gut on the frige's door on you late night binges.
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My daily dose of JG stupidity.
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What's he going to pull in Vegas? Will he fall in the pool? How many guttersluts will he bring up to his room?
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Wow, you're really digging deep there…
BS story.. Just like ppl "walk in to doors".. He got punched in his ugly face..
what a moron,you'd think he'd turn on the fucking lights..Or maybe him and Hailey were playing hide and seek…..
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – …glad you liked it.
NOT A NEWS STORY
I don't think you should blog about this loser anymore. He's getting what he wants.
Yup, he got drunk and fell on his face. Kitchen cabinet door, my ass!
Hahahahaha!
first of all he is just plain ugly
and second he is an ass….
that explains everything he does
that's probably a cover up. maybe he hit on someone's girlfriend while at another college party and got punched! i'm surprised that hasn't happened yet…
Re: karencarpenter – Damn LMAO!
I wonder who popped him!!
I sure as hell wish the media would stop taking pictures of the A$$ clown and his loser wife.
drunk, drunk and more drunk. That's why he didn't want to do the TLC show anymore because he wanted to drink in peace without cameras or spies killing his buzz. A drunk.
Me thinks that Perezee is in love. Go Jon!!!!
Okay… seriously… is he doing drugs? I used to love him and think Kate was an evil witch, but he's changed… and not for the better. His behavior is bizarre.
omg! Jon hurt himself…Atleast its not Kate on the cover of another magazine beating her kids AGAIN.
What a tool! He looks like he has Downs Syndrome…
Stop reporting on this shitstain and he equally gross wife. I hope both of them crawl back under the rock they slithered out from under. The only time I want to hear about either one of them is in a couple of years when they are both flat broke, which WILL happen the way these two dipshits spend money. Pimping out your own children for money has got to be about as low as a parent can go. These two lazy pieces of shit need to stop whoring out their kids, get regular jobs and stop acting like 15 year olds. Kate is now on the cover of People blabbing about her marriage. Who in the hell gives a shit??? These two are both unattractive, lazy lowlifes. Their children are mouthy and out of control. I hope both of them think that ruining their children's childhood and destroying their privacy is a fair trade for free trips, teeth whintening, hair plugs, stylish clothes and cars.
You mean while he was home taking care of the kids while Kate was out whoring hereself out to any media who will talk to her?
Oh wow.
Jon Grosslin is SO LAME I CANT STAND HIM!!!!! there is nothing coll about him at all he is a doouche in his ed hardy shirts and and even bigger douche when he walks hand in hand with 22 year old slutbags!!!!! get a life stop saying you like fast things its not cool!!!!!
he needs to put his shades back on, they conceal some of his ugliness…ugly eyes!
He's a shithead.
HA HA DOUCHE
Y don't ppl just ignore him? If u ignore him he'll stop being such a media whore. he's like the next speidi
seriously call me when the kids are all grown up on drugs and half of them are pregnant..
ohh p.s when i answer ill say i told you soo
who is the guy back there!?..OMG is Motherfucker Lohan, that's weird see them together -.-' …obviously Mr.Lohan wants a bit of attention and why not be with Jon Gossiplin, everybody know so much gossips of him than what he knows…so there is the 2 idiots!..the bad father, bad husband…emmm the other…amm bad father and bad husband xD
LOL DBAG ASS HOLE
I like Jon. He's just getting a bad rep right now because his bitch wife is trying to make him look that way. Strip away all of the press, good and bad, and you will have a great father that is in his children's lives a lot more than his ex-witch.
sometimes Perez you really have to dig. I think hes an idiot as much as you do but this is pretty common. It cant be dumber than slamming your own hand in a car door like George Clooney. it happens. its not douchebag exclusive
Kitchen cupboard doors are notorious for causing injuries. Leave one open while you're rummaging in a bottom drawer and then stand up….ouch!!!!!!
Accidents do happen. You know that right? It doesn't mean he's stupid.
Kate has a mean right hook.
OH FFS Everyone has hit their head on cupoard door, Making something out of nothing.
Fatso
King of Douchebags
Yea okay, that's believable. How about he was totally wasted and feel face first.
he is an idiot and he irritates the living hell outta me.