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104 comments to “Madonna Humps The Floor!”

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  1. 1

    …what hasn't that ho RN ey b*tch humped? 'Celebration".



  2. 2

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………………..



  3. 3

    I like this one, this gives me hope for the video!!



  4. 4

    Release the damn video already

  5. Vfair says – reply to this


    5

    disgusting.. why won't she retire already.. trying too hard



  6. 6

    what does chiggy wiggy mean? I saw you write it on the Kylie post as well.. Is it like the new amazeballsack or does it actually mean something?



  7. 7

    NA NA NA na NAAAAA NANA! Magranny needs to stop that sexual stuff yo. perez add me on myspace please!!! /tasejaycobs



  8. 8

    uhhhhh looks lame and very generic……yawn



  9. 9

    love



  10. 10

    oops, sorry.. it's a song.. my bad..



  11. 11

    She will stoop to anything to feed that discusting out of control ego of hers.



  12. 12

    The Queen of Flops keeps on making ass out of herself. There's nothing more tragic than a decaying old woman trying to copy Lady GaGa. The single already flopped massively, so this teaser is no longer necessary.



  13. 13

    yeah…

    sure….

    right… your perez tv dont work in ff…



  14. 14

    Kylie Does Bollywood!
    Filed under: Film Flickers > Kylie Minogue
    You know you wanna Chiggy Wiggy!

    This is just too delicious!
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    Madonna Humps The Floor!
    Filed under: Madonna
    Check out another new teaser for her latest single, Celebration, featuring the Queen of Pop herself getting Chiggy Wiggy with it (above)!

    NO NEED TO REPEAT UR STUPID ASS NEW 'JINGLE' FUCKING RETARD.



  15. 15

    im so sicc of all these "teasers". i dont even wanna see the vid anymore. ugh!!!



  16. 16

    Ugh. She's trying so hard to stay relevant. Hump the floor if you must. I'm sure there are people who will think it is the hottest thing ever. Hmfph!



  17. 17

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………



  18. 18

    Ewwww! Being 50 and still humping a floor is just pathetic. Sigh…. oooh the wonderous Madonna PAYrez. Its sad to see her lose her iconic status more and more each day. Having you saturate us with her old and tired antics is not doing her any good. But hey, thanks Payrez.



  19. 19

    If she's humping the floor,she's leaving some poor bastard alone.



  20. 20

    omg i love love love this woman and to all you people who are like "omg shes 51 why doesnt she just die" - ahhh right because you will never be 51 right???? i love her xoxoxo



  21. 21

    love it

    cant wait her new video



  22. 22

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    Oh gawd…..*sigh*…..not more Hagdonna….

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    Really, Perez, sweetie….ya gotta get over this obsession with this broad.

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    Always remember that this is the "human being" who allowed Dennis "The Worm" Rodman fill her throat and cooze up with his ball snot. That should be enough right there to cure anyone in admiring this aging badly hagged hobag.

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    Jesus Luz has GOT to be gay, man. No hetero male in his sane, right mind would stick either his tongue or his Li'l Buddy into that toxic, tainted carcass.

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    Well, P-man. I know my plea to will be in vain, but someone's gotta try.

    *



  23. 23

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    By the way….

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    …Hagdonna looks like The Queen Of Mean, the late and not at all lamented Leona Helmsley, on steroids these days.

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    She's eyond mere grotesque anymore. She's hagtastic, lookin' like Granny Clampett with man arms.

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    Only over-the-top cartoon flamer gay guys would think this geezered twathead is "beautiful".

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    Talk about fugly and we're talkin' ’bout Hagdonna.

    *



  24. 24

    I LOVE how Madonna is now dealing with ignorant people and their AGEISM.

    I also love how people throw in lady Gaga in the mix.
    Gaga is a retread of Bjork's costumes and style and Madonna's early 90's sound. There is nothing original about Gaga. Gaga shouldn't even be mentioned on this post as she is a speck compared to Madonna's prolific career and contributions to music, videos and live concerts for the last 25 years.

    gaga has a LOOOOOOONNNG way to go if she can even stay relevant.

    Madonna has had over 60 hits in her career and contless #1's on the dance charts…35 i believe. so…there's just no discussion on this.

    Ignorant people need to get their facts straight and give it up to a true entertainer like Madonna.

  25. YUCK says – reply to this


    25

    omg she looks like a plastic surgery queen in this pic.



  26. 26

    She's such a pig!



  27. 27

    She is SO disgusting! I hate her old ass! It's one thing to make yourself look nice as you age but quite a turn off when you still ACT young! Grow up old lady!



  28. 28

    The Queen of Flops looks like Leona Helmsley, Madame from the Muppets, the Cryptkeeper and Joan Rivers put together!



  29. 29

    Humping floors now? Madonna is just plain nasty. I hope they bleached the floors when she was done with them to get rid of whatever diseases her nasty crotch has. Gross



  30. 30

    Ugh. Retire already!



  31. 31

    I love Madonna, she is the best !!



  32. 32

    AMAZING yet again… This is why she's the Queen of Pop music… LOL to all you haters…



  33. 33

    lmaooo



  34. 34

    This single is like Michael Jackson: DOA.

  35. mvp says – reply to this


    35

    madonna rocks



  36. 36

    Lol, love Madonna.



  37. 37

    at least she's not doing Yoga in this teaser.



  38. 38

    Re: Vfair – totally agree with you! she's old ulgy and i really just hate watching her



  39. 39

    IM sorry but i think madge has passed it now . seriously shes like and old woman give it up madonna XD :P

  40. tia88 says – reply to this


    40

    LOVE MADGE:D CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VIDEO TO BE RELEASED



  41. 41

    It's amazing what 3 pounds of makeup, face and body lifts can do for the elderly. Still, fugly though!!

  42. jham says – reply to this


    42

    I may disagree w/ madonna on some things, but I have always LOVED her work and her "buck the system" attitude. You go little lady!!



  43. 43

    what the fuck kinda preview is that?

  44. YUCK says – reply to this


    44

    I didnt know joan rivers sang and performed



  45. 45

    GRANDONNA EWWWWW!!! ISNT SHE 60 NOW???



  46. 46

    How excrutiatingly embarrassing for her kids. Watching their 69 year old grandmother gyrating on the floor of the old folks home. Isn't it a bit late to bring out a vid for this crappy song seeing as it already flopped at #71 on the Billboard chart? Hahaha!!!!



  47. 47

    she is no longer a pop star. she is a poop star and a plastic surgery spastic who can't sing or dance. she needs to die now.



  48. 48

    omg hawt my queen! looking fabulous!!!!



  49. 49

    Just release the entire video .. I'm sick of the 2-second bits



  50. 50

    Mario, that was hilarious!!! my dog does the same thing!



  51. 51

    I just had a seizure. Thanks, Perez.



  52. 52

    humping the floor? Jesus must be hiding from that old horny whore so she did the next best thing.



  53. 53

    Let the haters hate, they are just jealous! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!



  54. 54

    Wow - she is looking more like Joan Rivers every day!



  55. 55

    This is one of her worst songs ever. I cannot belive she picked this as a single. I Love Madonna, but hate this song.



  56. 56

    Re: thedragoff – You realize that you, and no one else, mentioned GaGa and brought her into it?
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    Everyone else is saying Hagdonna needs to retire and they're over her and she's too old to act like that anymore….but they're saying it based on her own merits….not anyone else's. I think you bring up GaGa to distract from Madonna's patheticness.



  57. 57

    I won't watch it because I won't be able to un-see that trash…..but……
    Maybe she's not humping the floor…..maybe she just broke a hip and is trying to get back up?



  58. 58

    Re: JuneGordon – …*ouch* but, heh heh heh!

  59. YUCK says – reply to this


    59

    madonna would have been the most beloved artist ever if she had died after her like a virgin album. but unfortunately she lived only to do an disgust many former hardcore fans. people are just sick of her antics and I used to LOVE madonna now I am only repulsed by her. I used to love madonna so much I even bought swept away.



  60. 60

    old news… Madonna has humped any solid object available since like 1985! Next.



  61. 61

    ZzZzZzZzZz…

    Sorry but between all the ugly people starring in this video, and all the humping, you'd think this was a bad porno.



  62. 62

    bleh. A woman who's about to go through menopause (if she hasn't already) humping the floor? I mean, that's not even acceptable for a 21 year old. She should be more tasteful.



  63. 63

    Eh..I was expecting worse. It wasn't that bad.



  64. 64

    XD GOd I LOve Her =)



  65. 65

    God she's ugly. I've seen better facework in "Dawn of the Dead".



  66. 66

    go Madge, go!!!



  67. 67

    RE: Rasputin's Liver. Don't forget the old bag also got fingerbanged by Sandra Bernhard, porked by Sean Penn and jizzed-up with Warren "Haggard" Beatty.

  68. Gigi7 says – reply to this


    68

    Old people still have sex even when they're 70, what the old people don't realize is that others don't want to see or imagine them doing it.



  69. 69

    her arms and hands are so skeletal now that she has to always cover them up.

    she is the new "gloved one."



  70. 70

    why are they drawing this out! where's the video?



  71. 71

    I can't believe how ignorant some people are when it comes to ageism, esp in america, madonna looks great for your age, most of you will look way older than her when your 35, madonna rocks so shut the fuck up, your jealousy sucks and so does your opinions. madonna is the queen, always has been always will be. the rest of these bitches who try to imitate her are just trash.



  72. 72

    Re: karencarpenterRe: karencarpenterRe: karencarpenter
    why are you jealous becuse madonna can get laid and you can't? lmao



  73. 73

    ONE TRICK PONY



  74. 74

    eeewww just creepy



  75. 75

    hahahaha she's trying to pop-lock-and drop-it with no booty LMAO Wait, is that dust I saw coming out between her legs?



  76. 76

    Wow she looks so good and i love her dancing. I want the video already.



  77. 77

    shes released so many teasers i think weve probably seen the whole video



  78. 78

    I want to see Madonna hump a cow



  79. 79

    Re: Pea Brain – lmfao



  80. 80

    Jajaja she trying to copy Gaga style!! Poor old woman



  81. 81

    the video is going to be amazing



  82. 82

    NO MORE MADONNA U NATY OLD SKEEZER SHE NEEDS TO STOP AINT SHE LIKE 100 YRS OLD



  83. 83

    She better work.



  84. 84

    yuck next!



  85. 85

    LOVE IT!!



  86. 86

    Re: ohperezluvyou

    says the girl with a naked woman as her avatar pic. haha. Jeeshdo some of you kids even know why Madonna is the Queen of Pop? Why she is a legend? She broke down all the barriers for girls to be who they are, act how they want, not be put down by men, take control of their lives, she changed culture, she changed the structure of society and single handidly marketed herself as a product. She re-invented herself with new images time and time again and always was fresh and up to date and NEVER boring or dull. Her concerts set the medium for how a show was to be. She is the United States last legend and people just rip her to shreds left and right. Why does it take somebody to die for us to appreciate them? Let's appreciate her now, and all she has done. I am truly inspired by her, I might only be 24, but boy does she make getting old look fun! I love how after a 27 year career she has not broke down, or faltered to any of the haters. She just keeps going and will probably go til 100 or so. LUV MADONNA



  87. 87

    Re: franciscoues

    yeh because Gaga invented short blong hair!? Grow up, Madonna has had more looks than any other artist and if anybody is copying anybody, gaga steals madonna's past looks and makes them her own. Grow up and shut up



  88. 88

    THERE'S NOTHING MORE PATHETIC THAN A 1,000 YEAR OLD CORSPE THAT REFUSES TO FACE REALITY.

    FLOP.



  89. 89

    oh god… just retire already, grandma.



  90. 90

    cant they just leak teh fcuking video already?



  91. 91

    Re: OCrebel
    She changed the structure of society? Were we living in the dark ages before she came along? She broke down ALL barriers? Well, piss on the accomplishments of those true ballbreakers that came before her. I guess the next thing you're going to say is she invented pop music as well.



  92. 92

    Madonna is 50, has a super model boyfriend, is rich, fit, beautiful, and having the time of her life, and all you lazy sloths just sit on your fat, mindless asses and bitch about her. She's laughing all the way to the bank you stupid degenerates.



  93. 93

    PS- I agree with a comment below. Gaga is a flash in the pan. The fact that she is even MENTIONED in the same SENTENCE as Madonna is a CRIME. As Madge says in one of her tracks, "Like It Or Not"…

    "You can love me, or leave me, cause I'm never gonna stop"

  94. Brtt says – reply to this


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    Re: SpaceKadet2000
    Blah, blah, blah… and you're sitting here on your even fatter ass, bitching about the bitchers. Looks like your life is just as equally, if not more pathetic.



  95. 95

    SIMPLY THE BEST!!



  96. 96

    Re: WHORE1 – you are so ignorant



  97. 97

    fabulous! a smashing success!! xoxo



  98. 98

    At her age and the way she looks, at least she doesn't have to pay the floor!



  99. 99

    Per her looks, think restoration.



  100. 100

    Re: SpaceKadet2000 – I agree, gag gag is a flash in the pan.

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