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Who Knew????

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After Thursday night's "squabble" between Joe Francis, Brody Jenner and Jenner's girlfriend, nude model Jayde, Francis used the paparazzi to show off his battle wounds!

In an attempt to drum up some public sympathy, no doubt.

But seriously… WHO knew Francis was packing such a hot bod????

Ay yi yi!

[Image via GSI Media.]

    Posted: Aug 29, 2009 at 12:10 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      Goodness. No, I had no idea. He looks great but he's still a douche



    2. 2

      Damn, he is fine!!! Looks like he's packing too. Lol



    3. 3

      Whoa. Can't believe I'm admitting this but he's got a rockin' bod. ;)



    4. 4

      Bitch totally deserved it !! I've never liked Jayde! Brody was better off with Cora!
      She's soo effing fugglyy!..
      I mean she started the whole fight, she should have just left Joe alone!



    5. 5

      Dumb ass Jenner needs to muzzle his ugly bitch.



    6. 6

      You are such a fucking racist DOUCHEBAG PEREZ! Joe Francis Beat on a woman the same way Chris Brown did, yet you praise THIS woman beaters hot body but call Brown a disgusting waste of life every second you can. ASSHOLE



    7. 7

      How big is his schlong ? Anyone know ?



    8. 8

      Damn. But yeah, he's still a total douche.



    9. 9

      That body does not make up for that idiot face



    10. 10

      battle wounds?? hahah that's a joke.
      he has a nice bod though.



    11. 11

      Nice!!!! nothing a brown bag couldn't fix.



    12. 12

      It's clear he made the best out of his time in jail…



    13. 13

      Re: lindaj – LOL!



    14. 14

      Re: suncoast – - your joking right?



    15. 15

      Think about it boys and girls, didn't he just get off the prison diet. It clearly WORKS WONDERS



    16. 16

      Re: jamenah0102 – perez hates on anyone in the R&B/hip-hop world. its no big secret.



    17. 17

      A douche is still a douche! You can wrap it in pretty paper,but it's still what it is.



    18. 18

      Scabies?



    19. 19

      Good body but if you consider the whole package it's sort of like a package of rotting meat



    20. 20

      Who knew is right.
      I never gave the slimy dude a second look.
      My bad.
      I betcha he's packing a hard 8.

    21. Krish says – reply to this


      21

      he's still a bag



    22. 22

      He had lots of time to work out while he was in prison.



    23. 23

      scratches like it wouldve been a bitchfight meeeow.. :D



    24. 24

      From the belly button down I'm scoring it at 9.95



    25. 25

      that guy is a freakin RAPIST.

      What kind of wound is that anyways? I get more scars from going to the gym. PLEASE!



    26. 26

      I have always liked him..when he talked to Howard Stern a year ago I felt a lot of sympathy for him…and yes he is kinda cute too!



    27. 27

      Re: jamenah0102 – actually - that girl lied. The security footage supported the douchebag Joe's story. He didnt beat her. Read the others sites

    28. T.Ro says – reply to this


      28

      This guy is soooo far past your regular garden variety douche, it's unreal. It's sad that people like Joe Francis exist, full stop.



    29. 29

      Prison does a body good….. :)



    30. 30

      jesus….he looks hella good!!! even his face is looking better.



    31. 31

      He's still a douche but god damn hot body!!! Put a paper bag over that head and we're good to go!



    32. 32

      He is has a hott bod, still and asshole though !!



    33. 33

      What ever happened to your woman beating rants. All that goes out the window when you see a d*ck you'd like to suck. I guess you'll praise any d-bag as long as they have a hot bod.



    34. 34

      Yeah doesn't hurt to have a good body when you lure young girls in to your bus so you can drug them and sexually assault them or just exploit there lack of self respect, it doesn't hurt to look like that when you prey on little clueless girls who are so starved for any kind of attention from a male. Really your gonna call this waste of life hot? he is a sexual predator, he has gone after girls as young as 15 why do people idolize people like this, if he was some fat greasy perv. who exploited and drugged young teenage girls would it be the same, but because he is not creepy looking and is friends with rich and famous people his actions are ok?



    35. 35

      wow, didn't know they could teach pigs to work out



    36. 36

      I'm on Joe Francis's side of this story. Brody Jenner is a total douche bag!



    37. 37

      DAYUMMM!!!!



    38. 38

      …I would have bitten him too, but mine would have been a love bite. I recommend a topical antibiotic man. Who knows where her mouth was before she bit you!



    39. 39

      Re: ivana jercough – …not sure but I'll find out for ya! I'm guessing nine.



    40. 40

      Who cares. But, I have to admit he does have a nice body! Which he was nice!



    41. 41

      Re: Canadiana717 – …LOL. Heya!



    42. 42

      Re: ivana jercough – …do you have a cousin named Ivana Bitakokov?



    43. 43

      He's a sorry excuse for a human being



    44. 44

      damn he is fine in that pic



    45. 45

      Re: karencarpenter – Hi There Hun… :)



    46. 46

      Re: Paris France – Hi Sheba !! Hope all is well in your corner of the world luv.



    47. 47

      WOW!!! HE IS HOT!! HE SHOULD BE IN GUYS GONE WILD



    48. 48

      VERY good looking. Wow. He would have been pretty popular in jail.



    49. 49

      photoshopped



    50. 50

      To all of you calling him a "woman beater" go READ the entire story! Security tapes CONFIRM his side of the story and the GM of the club where it happened is also backing up Joe's story. He never touched her!!! She has now even recanted her story and "isn't pressing charges" like she claimed she was. I have no fucking clue why Perez didn't update the story properly, but let's be honest, he's the worst "journalist" ever, so that might have something to do with it….



    51. 51

      DAYUUUUUUUM!



    52. 52

      in the picture Perez showed yesterday of him his face was really round not skinny like he looks in this pic.



    53. 53

      Well you gotta be in shape to be a high class Rapist.



    54. 54

      Damn! Who Knew Joe Francis had a Bod. Wow can stop starin at it….MmmM nice



    55. 55

      lol his a butthisface



    56. 56

      His belly button looks misplaced.



    57. 57

      duh, fatass



    58. 58

      dammmmmn!! I want me some Joe Francis..I've always thought he was hot.. all the douchey guy are hott.. ugh!! but still dammmn!!

    59. free says – reply to this


      59

      Looks like Dracula teeth imprints to me ;-)



    60. 60

      He's a pedophile people!



    61. 61

      His face looks like it has been under the knife. Starting to look like Ken Erhardt, the guy that wants to transform himself into a Ken doll. Joe's face is looking fugly.



    62. 62

      If the security tapes back up his side (that he never punched, kicked her, etc) then he should press charges against that skank for assault. Apparently she was the one who punched him. I HATE this guy, but I really HATE women who pull that crap when their are so many women truly being assaulted by men.



    63. 63

      Shut-up.

      The pretty wrapping paper does not make up for the fact that the goods are foul.



    64. 64

      Re: Canadiana717 – All's well in the midwest! The rain has stopped but my flowers and grass are so beautiful. I think rain is god's tears cleaning the earth. Hey, works for me. You have a great day too. MUAH!



    65. 65

      what battle? this guys are all drama QUEENS! what a waste of hot bod, such a douche



    66. 66

      Re: Sawyer425 – Perez is an embarrassment to the journalistic world! his job is pretty much making drama out of nothing, and talking shit about celebs. sometimes he doesnt even have evidence to back up his claims! but yet here I am on his website!



    67. 67

      Dayum! That' sall I can say he looks yummy. Now I do think Jayde is mad she was probably trying to sleep with him at some point and got rejected.



    68. 68

      hot bod but doesn't change the fact he's a major DBAG!



    69. 69

      HES SEXXXXY



    70. 70

      I fucking hate this man and he is a woman beater in every way what a sick pathetic excuse for a human being and I agree with everyone saying what a fucking hypocrite you are. You wont even call chris brown by his name but who cares that joe did the exact same thing? No sorry anyone with any integrity would denounce all woman beaters this just shows that you put on a front to act like something other than a piece of shit



    71. 71

      I guess it is okay to celebrate men who hit women as long as they are white!!



    72. 72

      For all the underage girls he has taken advantage of, he deserves a regular ass beating. He has barely a mark on him. If that was my girlfriend, he'd be in the hospital. It amazes me that the father of one of those girls hasn't done it already



    73. 73

      I really do not think he's all that hot.



    74. 74

      THAT UGLY BITCH TOTALY GOT WHAT SHE DESERVE,
      NOW IF ONLY SOMEONE CAN KNOCK BRODY'S ASS OUT THAT WHAT BE GREAT….
      HIS GIRLFRIEND'S FACE LOOK LIKE BAD PLASTIC SURGERY GONE WRONG…
      MAYBE HIS DAD CAN TELL HER HOW TO GO GET IT FIXED.



    75. 75

      I ALWAYS thought he was sexy as hell, but was ashamed to say it, because he is such a creep! I'm a guy, by the way…



    76. 76

      his body is sexy, his face, not so much. anyway, hes a douche, it still doesn't make up for that.



    77. 77

      I always have thought he was hot az fuck. Now that I get a good look at his bod, even hotter. It's okay Joey boy, fuck me, and hard. Lol.



    78. 78

      Re: WinonaJohnson – Hallelujah!! Well said girl!



    79. 79

      Re: german_babygirl –
      holy shit u r so hot



    80. 80

      And you can choke me a lil bit too baby.



    81. 81

      I hate him, but wow - hot bod!



    82. 82

      a douchebag with a personal trainer… is still a douchebag

    83. F18 says – reply to this


      83

      HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS???

      I don't understand how you can call this PILE OF EXCREMENT hot?

      he is disgusting!!!!



    84. 84

      Gorgeous. just plain gorgeous.



    85. 85

      huuuuge asshole but idef had no idea his body was like that. daaaayumm



    86. 86

      what did jayde bit him or something god it looks like a vampire bit



    87. 87

      OMG, i wanna eat it



    88. 88

      If you look up douche in the dictionary this photo is there.



    89. 89

      even though he's a douche i've always thought he was good looking so this isn't a shock…but didn't he have a nose job???



    90. 90

      Douchebag.



    91. 91

      gross. He is too much of a douchebag too ever be attractive.



    92. 92

      He should do a Sex Tape…with me! Yum!



    93. 93

      I wonder if he's a douche to whomever is WAXING all that…



    94. 94

      Ok can we say Drop to our knees and give him the Monica Lewinski Special..



    95. 95

      All I can seem to focus on is his very obvious nose job.



    96. 96

      ha i was not expecting that!



    97. 97

      Of course he has a nice bod! What else is there to do in jail?



    98. 98

      Re: marmar21 – Agree! Why are all the douchey ones so hot?!?!



    99. 99

      FANGBANGER

    100. OHBoi says – reply to this


      100

      SO HOT! Fuck the Girls Gone Wild and prison bullshit. I'd take a piece of that ass anytime.

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