Who Knew????

Filed under: Joe Francis

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After Thursday night's "squabble" between Joe Francis, Brody Jenner and Jenner's girlfriend, nude model Jayde, Francis used the paparazzi to show off his battle wounds!

In an attempt to drum up some public sympathy, no doubt.

But seriously… WHO knew Francis was packing such a hot bod????

Ay yi yi!

[Image via GSI Media.]

    Posted: Aug 29, 2009 at 12:10 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      He still has date rape face. Ewwww. What a douche.

    2. Cid says – reply to this


      102

      He's still yuck.



    3. 103

      OMG - he totally is sporting implants. it's truly amamzing what money can buy. it can buy your abs. your lipo, etc. but it can't buy a true man. sorry francis = you are as manufactured as your video's. you hide behind what isn't "real" because of the way you feel about your own self.



    4. 104

      Re: Nonbreeder – I knew that! But you are still a bad arse!
      I luv ya! You always have interesting things to say. I'm a married female and I get Margo. Nice to meet you. I hope you don't mind if I say hello every now and then.
      Sheba,



    5. 105

      How old is that picture of him you always use. I just checked and its the same pic for every post except one.



    6. 106

      OMFG I never knew what a rock ass bod he had! WOW! :-p

    7. pmfj says – reply to this


      107

      no hairs ?

    8. hsear says – reply to this


      108

      ok i love perezhilton, but how can u praise him on his"hot bod" he hit a woman and that is unacceptable he is a douche and really show ur boobs for a t shirt mind u those chicks r lets face it stupid for doining it but really he is still a m*ther f*ckin douche

    9. hsear says – reply to this


      109

      seriously u should take this down he is such a parasite, dont give him the publicity



    10. 110

      He has a face like a horse's ass



    11. 111

      Damn him does look GREAT! To hot for this old bag! LOL He might excite this nana…..LOL



    12. 112

      I notice he is totally smakin…good for him…



    13. 113

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!



    14. 114

      yummy tummy…is this the guy whos house was broken into and he was forced to play with dildos and be filmed saying he was gay…still waiting for that video to be released



    15. 115

      Ummm…I think there's been some "body sculpting" or male plastic surgery going on with this guy. I mean granted, we were wondering how he talked these girls into doing the girls gone wild series; but if he was this buff, wouldn't we have heard about it before now?? Count me a doubting Thomas on this one. And morally, he's still scum.



    16. 116

      Re: Rickneeds2kno – Oh my.



    17. 117

      It looks like his head was photoshopped on that bod.



    18. 118

      wasn't he in jail? Many come out looking like that, there isn't anything else to do.



    19. 119

      He is fine as hell! I figured he would have an amazing body like this. I would fuck him til his dick broke!



    20. 120

      douche.



    21. 121

      wow he looks VERY GOOD!



    22. 122

      Ay caramba who knew that this DOUCHEBAG had such a amazing bod under does douchy clothes he wears all the time I AM completely AMAZED no words DAMN THIS IS JUST MY TYPE OF BOY BODY I AM INTO not a meathead but tone sexxi ….but why does it has to b this douche



    23. 123

      see jon gosselin if u at least would have this body ppl would have give u a second chance….but sorry u r way past the douchebag level from 1 to 10 u broke the scale



    24. 124

      Re: jamenah0102 – I will have to agree! C'mon Perez…equal opportunity

      There was a Panama incident according to The Times. A woman by the name of Hoffman accused Francis of assaulting her. The police had to separate the two. In 2006, according to the Los Angeles Times Interview mentions accusations of aggression towards women including repeated harassment and refering to them as 'epithets' of the female genitalia, death threats, and rape accusations.

      …And yet Perez Hilton is praising this 'SIKKO's' body. Sorry Perez, this man is 100 times worse than Chris Brown…



    25. 125

      that looks REALLY photoshopped.



    26. 126

      it's Obvious!!

      HE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW. It still houses a total douchebag though.

      So hard…who would you want to win in a fight between Brody Jenner and Joe Francis?

      That's like a fight between Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan…are you seeing a new cagematch realty show for Spike TV…When Celebrity Tools Get Belted!!!



    27. 127

      Put a bag on his head!



    28. 128

      boo hoo, he got a tiny bruise. doesn't make up for him being a misogynist, rapist, pornographer, exploiter of women, and all around gigantic douche bag. Sorry. I don't care if he has a 6-pack. Scruples, Perez. Get some. Fuckin ay.



    29. 129

      I think he and Brody should just do the Hairy butt Dance together and make up.



    30. 130

      He might be the biggest douche ever but I'd do him. I say he's not really the king douche, though. That would be the idiotic drunk horny girls who get a thrill by flashing and rolling around on a bed or making out with their best friend in front of the video camera….then they regret it and try to sue. That's some slutty bitches for ya!

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