Who Knew????


After Thursday night's "squabble" between Joe Francis, Brody Jenner and Jenner's girlfriend, nude model Jayde, Francis used the paparazzi to show off his battle wounds!
In an attempt to drum up some public sympathy, no doubt.
But seriously… WHO knew Francis was packing such a hot bod????
Ay yi yi!
[Image via GSI Media.]















































He still has date rape face. Ewwww. What a douche.
He's still yuck.
OMG - he totally is sporting implants. it's truly amamzing what money can buy. it can buy your abs. your lipo, etc. but it can't buy a true man. sorry francis = you are as manufactured as your video's. you hide behind what isn't "real" because of the way you feel about your own self.
Re: Nonbreeder – I knew that! But you are still a bad arse!
I luv ya! You always have interesting things to say. I'm a married female and I get Margo. Nice to meet you. I hope you don't mind if I say hello every now and then.
Sheba,
How old is that picture of him you always use. I just checked and its the same pic for every post except one.
OMFG I never knew what a rock ass bod he had! WOW! :-p
no hairs ?
ok i love perezhilton, but how can u praise him on his"hot bod" he hit a woman and that is unacceptable he is a douche and really show ur boobs for a t shirt mind u those chicks r lets face it stupid for doining it but really he is still a m*ther f*ckin douche
seriously u should take this down he is such a parasite, dont give him the publicity
He has a face like a horse's ass
Damn him does look GREAT! To hot for this old bag! LOL He might excite this nana…..LOL
I notice he is totally smakin…good for him…
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
yummy tummy…is this the guy whos house was broken into and he was forced to play with dildos and be filmed saying he was gay…still waiting for that video to be released
Ummm…I think there's been some "body sculpting" or male plastic surgery going on with this guy. I mean granted, we were wondering how he talked these girls into doing the girls gone wild series; but if he was this buff, wouldn't we have heard about it before now?? Count me a doubting Thomas on this one. And morally, he's still scum.
Re: Rickneeds2kno – Oh my.
It looks like his head was photoshopped on that bod.
wasn't he in jail? Many come out looking like that, there isn't anything else to do.
He is fine as hell! I figured he would have an amazing body like this. I would fuck him til his dick broke!
douche.
wow he looks VERY GOOD!
Ay caramba who knew that this DOUCHEBAG had such a amazing bod under does douchy clothes he wears all the time I AM completely AMAZED no words DAMN THIS IS JUST MY TYPE OF BOY BODY I AM INTO not a meathead but tone sexxi ….but why does it has to b this douche
see jon gosselin if u at least would have this body ppl would have give u a second chance….but sorry u r way past the douchebag level from 1 to 10 u broke the scale
Re: jamenah0102 – I will have to agree! C'mon Perez…equal opportunity
There was a Panama incident according to The Times. A woman by the name of Hoffman accused Francis of assaulting her. The police had to separate the two. In 2006, according to the Los Angeles Times Interview mentions accusations of aggression towards women including repeated harassment and refering to them as 'epithets' of the female genitalia, death threats, and rape accusations.
…And yet Perez Hilton is praising this 'SIKKO's' body. Sorry Perez, this man is 100 times worse than Chris Brown…
that looks REALLY photoshopped.
it's Obvious!!
HE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW. It still houses a total douchebag though.
So hard…who would you want to win in a fight between Brody Jenner and Joe Francis?
That's like a fight between Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan…are you seeing a new cagematch realty show for Spike TV…When Celebrity Tools Get Belted!!!
Put a bag on his head!
boo hoo, he got a tiny bruise. doesn't make up for him being a misogynist, rapist, pornographer, exploiter of women, and all around gigantic douche bag. Sorry. I don't care if he has a 6-pack. Scruples, Perez. Get some. Fuckin ay.
I think he and Brody should just do the Hairy butt Dance together and make up.
He might be the biggest douche ever but I'd do him. I say he's not really the king douche, though. That would be the idiotic drunk horny girls who get a thrill by flashing and rolling around on a bed or making out with their best friend in front of the video camera….then they regret it and try to sue. That's some slutty bitches for ya!