Cool Down!

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We're more than okay with the scorching temps in El Lay this weekend if it means we get to bare witness to a shirtless Mario Lopez!!

HOT hot hot!

The former AC Slater was running around with his shirt off in Malibu on Saturday afternoon while training for an upcoming triathlon.

Seksi seks!

[Image via GSI Media.]

    Posted: Aug 30, 2009 at 3:01 pm / Email this  »

    70 comments to “Cool Down!”



    1. 1

      When are you going to finally post pics of fat dudes, Perez? Like you? I guess they are not hot…….



    2. 2

      Thanks for the view!



    3. 3

      # 3 on the Nodoro list. Way to go smeggers!



    4. 4

      yummy



    5. 5

      Ugh… Perez, sometimes I picture u jerking off over these pictures that u swoon over & post… kinda grosses me out a bit, not gonna lie… Pretty much ruins the hotness of the guys in the pics.



    6. 6

      hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! papasito

    7. Uker says – reply to this


      7

      HOLY FUCK! HE'S HOT!!!!!



    8. 8

      Best part is: NO TATTOOS!!!



    9. 9

      He's so nasty..I dont see what the big deal is about him? And whatever happened to those rape allegations that came out against him like 10 ish years ago??? Everyone just forgot about that and now hes "soooo hot" ….Gross.



    10. 10

      Lick !



    11. 11

      wow



    12. 12

      he's so freakin hot.



    13. 13

      Not my cup of tea.



    14. 14

      but he's also a douchebagger(a hot one)



    15. 15

      it's "bear witness" not "bare witness" you fat fool

      if you don't like spelling mistakes with your gossip, check out TheLimeGreenScream[dot]com



    16. 16

      Re: lala420 – I totally agree! And by the way, didnt Perez used to hate this guy?



    17. 17

      hot hot hot.

    18. Laury says – reply to this


      18

      Yum! More please!



    19. 19

      Damn! lol



    20. 20

      I agree… Finally a beautiful body - TATTOO FREE



    21. 21

      I have always
      maintained that Mario
      is scrumdillyicious.
      He could spurt
      a wad all ova me.
      What up with his
      five minute marriage?



    22. 22

      I have never found him hot. He is the epitome of the the word cheesy.



    23. 23

      zomgg perfectionnnnnn



    24. 24

      Re: mitchmitch – "bare" witness is a play on words for the bare chest, you dumbass.



    25. 25

      There is something so NOT HOT about a guy that loves himself and his own body this much……..He will never ever have a long lasting relationship because it is all about him all of the time. Like I said NOT HOT!!

    26. JCPR says – reply to this


      26

      DAMN! I want some of that!



    27. 27

      shawtys a 10

    28. Babss says – reply to this


      28

      why do have to ruin the first pic with a f. smily face???!!!



    29. 29

      Re: wheelinthesky – taco flavoured foreskin….eeew

    30. SNTEX says – reply to this


      30

      Hey Mario-

      You spend most of your time gushing over underage kids like the Jonas Brothers and the kids from Twilight. At least now you're looking at someone who isn't illegal you filthy piece of shit.



    31. 31

      Re: *Lulu* – …yes, until he found out that this hot man is also hung.



    32. 32

      gorg :)



    33. 33

      he seems like hed be very annoying to hang out with…like running down the calorie counts of the drinks you order at a bar.



    34. 34

      Re: NativeNYer – totally agree



    35. 35

      this man is scortchin HOT. A little too short though. Cant `believe he used to have a frizzy mullet.



    36. 36

      this man is madd sexyyyy it's ridiculous.



    37. 37

      Didn't this egomaniac cheat on his wife on a few months? Does he have talent..don't think so. NEXT



    38. 38

      the true american male — pouring BOTTLED water on himself when the fucking ocean is right there. Pure wastefulness.



    39. 39

      He's got a sexy body, but something about his face makes me angry. I think it's his lips and nose.



    40. 40

      Jesus this guy just gets more and more gorgeous.



    41. 41

      When are you going to out him?! Such a mama's boy….sound familiar?! I really like him, but you got to wonder…right?! Look closer….



    42. 42

      wow…. I fucking love him.. omg



    43. 43

      Oh sweet hesus.



    44. 44

      Re: honey1981 – True hon….BUT he probably paid for that bottled water and helped the economy? lol



    45. 45

      Pass the bucket cause I am drooooooooooooooling!!! pant pant pant



    46. 46

      thats so stupid hes just pouring the water bottle on himself so people think hes being sexy when theres an ocean right next to him..



    47. 47

      he has a hott body but he himself is not hott



    48. 48

      muy bien!!!!

    49. lil says – reply to this


      49

      He's the epitome of loser guys who thinks they are hot while they are only empty shells.



    50. 50

      While I agree with all the negative comments here about his character, he could still sitt his crusty, hairy, dirty asscrack on my face anytime.



    51. 51

      i never found him really that attractive…
      until now. :P



    52. 52

      dios mio esta muy caliente aqui



    53. 53

      mmm mario lopez
      BUT COME ON. WHO POURS A BOTTLE OF WATER ON THEMSELVES WHEN THEIR ON THE FRIGGEN BEACH..SURROUNDED BY WATER!. IT'S LIKE BRINGING YOUR OWN BUCKET OF SAND TO THE BEACH..LAME!. HE PROBABLY JUST DID IT FOR THE PAPZ….



    54. 54

      Ewwww…….Why do you have to post about cocktail drinking Mario Lopez Slater lol.

      Maybe the scene in Legally blonde where Elle gets the pool guy to confess will enlighten the subject hehehe !!!!!



    55. 55

      Mario needs his semen down my throat NOW



    56. 56

      Hot tamale! no matter what everyone says…he cant take everything he want off..but you Perez PLEASE DONT take your clothes off no matter how hot it gets in EL Lay or anywhere else…



    57. 57

      He and Matthew certainly have kept themselves in shape. No fat on Mario or Matt Mc.



    58. 58

      I wonder what his asshole looks like… mmm wish I could get my foot up inside him and kick-fist his guts :)



    59. 59

      LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!



    60. 60

      Hot-hotter-THE HOTTEST!! Small hands though…



    61. 61

      HAWT HAWT HAWT!!!! YIKES, come to mama!



    62. 62

      So hot,it's a shame he's such a douche



    63. 63

      He's so in Love with Himself..probably can't go 2 minutes w/out looking in a mirror..and Mario when you look in that mirror; Do you see what I see ? A BABOON'S ASS….



    64. 64

      Damn, thats hot!….. pure SEXYNESS! hell yeah….



    65. 65

      Good lord. Love it.



    66. 66

      Such a BUTTER FACE!!



    67. 67

      I love the old AC Slater:(((( he was way cooler than the real mario lopez…..mmmm AC Slaterrrrr:)



    68. 68

      Here's my face: Have a seat!



    69. 69

      damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn can look soooo sexy at times.



    70. 70

      Delish :)