Kerry Katona Threatens Suicide!
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Hard-pAArtying mother-of-four Kerry Katona is desperate for attention!
The UK reality star's tough week reportedly ended with Katona in her living room, sobbing, "I'm going to kill myself… I'm going to slash my wrists!"
A source says Kerry's cries were so loud, she even woke the children!
This all happened only hours after retuning from the local police station, where Kerry was sequestered for eight hours for allegedly chucking hot tea on her assistant.
With all of her "friends" ca$hing in on Katona's misfortunes, you think they'd eventually lend a helping hand…?
Maybe an intervention???
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: August 30, 2009 at 9:30 am
Someone should force this low life bitch to snort enough cocaine to take her out. Problem solved.
why do you bother copying or creating stories about people that are… nobodies… we have no idea who this bitch is and don't give a dam about her . but of course the same could be said about you
Come ON!!! This is nothing to make fun of, Perez. She may be not a great artist, but this is serious.
ewww she has a CHECK (when someone chin is attached to their neck) lol she is a hot mess
nice rack!!!!!
Re: Canadiana717 – fucking line up at Starbucks………..NECK LICK!!!!! ♥♥
The woman IS a nobody back in the UK too. She desperately needs to sort herself out and there is no excuse for taking drugs, especially when children around. However, do spare some sympathy for her; dreadful upbringing and serious mental health problems.
Re: Long Dong Connery – You should use your powers of persuasion to move further up the line mon cher… lift the kilt and part the crowd like the red sea…LMAO !!
Re: Canadiana717 – fucking too cold for the kilt today!!!!!!!
get over here and warm me up!!!!!!!♥♥♥
y dont this bitch stop threatening to commit suicide, and just commit suicide… fuck if i won the lottery i would fucking pay for her to be sent to switzerland, and be put down… as least when she dies there will be some good news to write about her in the news.
perez y do u even waste your time writing about her… she is the biggest waste of time in the world.
Re: Long Dong Connery – #9.. yer gonna get me in trouble again
lol
Re: llovebigballs –
We know lots of people who are UK stars; Posh & Becks for instance. Kerry Katona?? Do we care? No.
attention seeking mess of a woman
YEAH THEN WHEN SHE DOES COMMIT SUICIDE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY? WHEN A PERSON THREATENS TO COMMIT SUICIDE IT IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TAKE SERIOUSLY NOT SAY IT'S FOR ATTENTION!
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. FUCK I HATE YOU.
How is it possible that a coke head is fat?
Re: bobbyboo – Just because you don't know who she is (or even a proportion of those reading) doesn't mean others don't want to read about her. Might come as a surprise to you but this site isn't custom-designed for your needs/taste/likes etc. *rolls eyes*
Suicide is no joking matter. Whether she did it for attention or not, she still needs help. It only gets her attention when assholes like you report on it.
Do your readers really give a crap about her?!
For FUCK'S SAKE! "where Kerry was sequestered for eight hours for allegedly chucked hot tea on her assistant." Can you do ONE FUCKING story that is written where it makes sense? Just one? All you are doing is cutting and pasting, so just do that right, OK? My God, it's getting on my last nerve….
so you say she wants attention? there will be a reason why she needs attention and someone should give her that and listen to her… saying you'll kill yourself is not always just because you want people to feel for you…
So sad what all happens with Kerry, we did MY FAIR KERRY together for ITV and she is a sweet girl and mom !
Whoever it is, suicidal thoughts should ALWAYS be taken seriously. No matter what, even if it's probably just to attract more attention, remember that before someone actually TALKS about it, they've thought about suicide numerous times before, probably for a few months or a few years (!!!). Wouldn't you feel awful if this person would do what she said and YOU hadn't done anything to prevent it, or just listened to her at least? This is no joke.
I take this opportunity to remind you all that the International Suicide Prevention Day is on Sept 10, 2009 …
Maybe a class in how to be a real person?
…do it in the bathtub hon. The Oriental Rugs cannot be saved once the dried blood has attacked the silk. Peace be with you, of course.
you really shouldn't joke about people threatening suicide - although it IS you, and knowing you and your DEAD FUCKING HEART you'd probably be HAPPY if she did. FUCK YOU, MARIO.
If the scank wants to die lets send her to Afkanastan and strap on some boms on the bich and she can take a few taliban with her.
nice tits
Perez… I am sick of reading about her in the UK papers..not you too!! How has this pathetic woman still got custody of her children..really she ought to be ashamed of herself!
Who the hell is this bitch and why do u keep talking about her? If she's not famous in the US then she's obvi not important enough to talk about… idk why u keep pushing these british d-listers on us.
Girl needs to tuck her tits in, wipe her nose and smarten up.
Seriously. This is obviously a cry for help. Now, I have no idea who this lady is or what she's done but no one should feel the need to say suicidal things. Her friends should feel ashamed for letting things get so bad. HELP THE WOMAN OUT
Tell her I said to slit her wrists under a tepid bath and call me in the morning.
Be frank, Perez… You won't be happy until someone commits suicide and credits you for it…
Hi Perez,Just a quick note from the other side of the pond,Kerry actually kicked down the door of her acountant who "allegedly" has lost her a HUGE amount of money,plus, "allegedly"her husband has cleared her bank accounts and put her money into 'businnesses'and it has evaporated,or so the newspapers report. She had it all and unfortuantely because of mental illness and the pictures of her snorting cocaine(backed up by video footage). I'm a mum and a nurse although i'm the 1st to roll my eyes and give out about idiots who leave the nannies to raise their children,i'll say that she really doesn't need the piss taken out of her she needs help and very fast.
I love your webpage,i'm a divil for gossip and sure maybe you'll pay the 'green isle' a visit some day. X
She's about to go gaga. She need to be locked up in the crazy house fast.
Who's this?? And her fat nasty boob is about to fall out, yuck!
This 'bint' lives just down the road from me and I honestly couldn't give a shit, she's had loads of chances and fucked them all up! What she really needs to to is stop saying she has a serious mental health issue and get her head around the fact that she's an Alcoholic and a Junkie with a user for a husband. Her Ex should take the kids away, she's a scumbag chav
This girl has been trashing herself for years and everyone seems to forgive and forget. In 6 months time she'll sell her sob story to Hello Magazine, and everyone will say "Oh, poor Kerry" and then six months later we'll be back here again.
The lesson to be learned here is that everyone needs to stop rewarding the bad behaviour and forget about this white trash once and for all.
Why are you saying she wants attention in your childlike scribbles? Can't you see this is a person in distress?? Stop posting about her, if you really care. But ofcourse you don't, you help people get to their lowest point, report about it, make it worse, and judge them. You also need help.
Re: lala420 – If she's not famous in the US then she's obvi not important enough to talk about - wow! narrow minded much!
ok I give… who the fuck is she?
Crazy borderline!!!!
what a shame…
Didn't this woman die of cancer some months ago?
get help!
Re: lala420 – and your sort are the reason why the world loves americans
it was her accountant not assistant
Her ex seriously needs to get custody of their 2 daughters.
She seriuosly needs o eff off.She is not famous after all.
fuck those are some huge fatty titaysssssssss
What is with everyone wanting to kill themselves??
Don't do it ! Don't waste that cleavage!!!
:D nice
The U.K. courts are far more forgiving than those here in the U.S.
She's already been seen snorting cocaine on camera, and now she's talking about suicide.
Those kids would've been placed in their father's custody by now.
Someone please shove this bint's head into a toiletbowl and flush that hairdoo down the loo…! Talk about bad silicone fake tits!
She's definitely spinning, and is in dire need of a professional wake-up call.
here love, take this rusty blade. I'll help only if I can watch. Fucking fat waster. DIE you PIG DIE!!!!!!!
enough with these fame hungry, waste of space reality tv stars please!!
enough with these waste of space, fame hungry reality tv stars please.