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Watch the most, uhm… "arousing" audition we have ever seen, from the X Factor this weekend.
Would they ever show this in America????
LOLgasm!!!!!

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Watch the most, uhm… "arousing" audition we have ever seen, from the X Factor this weekend.
Would they ever show this in America????
LOLgasm!!!!!
This was so funny, but felt sorry for him as everyone was laughing :S
first! and ewwwwwwwwww
WTF? he was acting like if nothing was happening! I bet Simon wanted to get on that stage and start giving him a blow job! ha!
If you want to see
real X Factor talent…
Check out Jamie Archer from
Audition show #2.
Stunning!
OMG poor guy!
How embarrassing…
Poor guy, how embarrassing
fucking hilarious!
:)
it technically wasnt shown in britain - it was on the soin off show the extra factor, on cable tv, not terrestrial.
cheryl was classic "have you seen his trousers?"
bahahah
Wierd publicity stunt..
that was CRAZY!
Hahahahaha "I don't think u have the full package"
Poor guy
WOowwwowowoWOWOWowowW hahahahaha i wonder if his daughters are used to seeing that?!?!?!?? what made him so randy?
HAHAHA
HE does have a package just not the one they are looking for! LOL
I definetly felt that he was trying as hard as he could.
That was amazing! Sooooo funny!
LMAO
fuck yeeah! Steve's daughters hug him often, now…
First off…why does the audio on all of Perez's videos get off track on almost every damn one? Don't say it's my 'puter because it's not. It's his freakin' video! >:-( Second, I am a bit confused, I thought XFactor was like American Idol, this seems more like Britians Got Talent.
This was on the XTRA Factor, not X Factor! Cheryl seems repulsed by the sight - I always did maintain she was bi!
Ps. Louis is a genius, that joke was so funny!!!
Poor thing, lol
Visit www.pantyfairy.com
I feel so sorry for him…
Twas funny though, I'd admit that.
That is was so horrible…poor guy…
How embarrassing for his kids!
But I do love Dermot O'Leary!
lmao. they need to show the x factor in the us!
wow you posted this why? or was it just because he had a hard on? are you serious Maria……. and whats up with ur new hairstyle…you're going bald right? how you gonna work that out..cause for a homo hair is everything!
Haahaha. Xfactor is so much better then American Idol
And Cheryl Cole is hotttt. Ours is shit.
They need to put that on awkwardboner.com!!!
…look closely at the video. He isn't wearing any gym socks. At least not on his feet.
eh.
haha oh man…that "whole package" line got me.
Poor man. LOL. It ruined the whole show for him. Hilarious indeed.
man they are bogus for laughin at him but thats how it is
is that a potato in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me
these videos are always out of sync and the shittiest quality. why don't you just post it from youtube?
ha ha ha ha
Poor guy. Poor daughters. Poor audience. Poor judges. Poor everyone watching that. Poor me! Still laughing…
Re: dirtyfinger –
It is like American Idol, this is the first year we've had it in front of an audience like BGT, it makes it less like a talent competition and more like a freak show… not many people are fond of the new format over here.
How come I can't find the video?? Like, what exactly am I supposed to click on?????
god. i'm sorry for the guy. really sorry. im just thankful that it wasn't me.
*huh*
Also there is a vacancy on American Idol next year and it is looking like Cheryl is going to be the replacement and a good one! I am happy for her to represent us in America!!
perezhasaids.com
Rofl
thats embarassing.
w.e he has a big dick. be proud.
fcking weird showing the daughters' reaction to their dad's big boner. No, they would not show that on American TV. I'm thinking that's
maybe a good thing.
aww, so sad
Re: dirtyfinger – It's totally not your computer… it always happens for me, too… REALLY friggin' irritating.
HAHAHA! I'M SURE MARIO GOT A HARD ON. TOO EFFING FUNNY!!
OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!! LMFAO!!! HA HA
For all the americans, Simon decided he wnted a live audience at the auditions to make sure the singers could sing to an audience, and to create a new atmosphere. So theyv mixed it a bit like Britains Got Talent
Re: OhHaiPerez – agree im from London and I hate the new format, it is horrible how people boo, laugh and chant off, off, off, it must be so nerve racking doing it, then to have that, must suck : /
Re: Rickneeds2kno –
oh i agree he was fantastic
haha shame!!
report on danyl johnson he was AMAZING.
Have any of you considered the fact that the poor guy has a inguinal hernia? You all are laughing at something that could very well be a medical condition. Such ignorance!
THAT WAS SO CRUEL…
Humanity has 'evolved' into a bubbling pile of shit.
POOR GIRLS, YOUD DIE!
You should really take this off.
This is just pure humiliation for this man.
I'll admit, it is very funny. But come on, be mature.
OMG i wish i had seen this on the extra bit. So did he have a boner or just needed to do some re-arranging? And Cheryl's reaction is the best! And Dannii pissing herself is class. Good old Louis coming out with the pun. HAHA
lmfao that's soooo nastyyy!
hhahhahaha so funny!
I feel bad for him!
horrible quality
i feel bad for him but omg hahahahahah. i loved all the puns
ahh i feel so bad for him
I couldn't even watch it through because I felt so bad for him.
i didn't laugh. it was embarrassing and if it happened to you, you wouldn't think it;s funny. poor guy
Whatever, plenty of men his age can't even get it up. He should be proud!
Oh man, poor guy, I feel so bad for him… How humiliating…
Re: Rodsgirl76 – Then why would his daughters be shocked??? Think they might have noticed!
i feel bad for his daughters…
OMG HAHAHA
he didn't even realize, sucks for him !
how did it…not go away??
"LOLgasm"? Riiiggghhht. Okay.
I feel bad for him but that's funny!
Re: dirtyfinger – It is like American Idol. They changed the format this year because Simon thought it was boring.
WOOOOOWWWW !!!! thats so funny
TOO funny…
LOL! i feel really bad for his daughters though…. :S
Re: squashie – If you watch the one on YouTube its a bit easier to hear. Yeah, they are laughing- but it kinda seems like good editing. I think they are laughing that their dad sucks so bad when he got up there. The way the segment was pieced together comes across like it was meant to give the empression that was what his daughter were laughing at. If you notice, at the beggining when he is being interviewed, he has the same bulge going on. I seriously think that he has a hernia and they made the segment out to be what they wanted it to be. The judges/audience didnt realize what was really wrong with him, and the video editing crew ran with it.
that is not an errection the shape is too round… My guess is he had some kind of enlargement of the testis…. Maybe silicone??
Re: ElliotWilliamp – I think its a hernia!
wow, leave him alone. thats humiliating all over the internet.
Oh well small things amuse small minds.Moving on……………..yawn……………..
haha i saw this ealier on tv.. but it takes watching more than once to grasp the full hilarity of all the judges reactions… when Cheryl spots it and gasps is just too funny
awwww poor guy but its hilarious :L
Oh, poor guy. It's the excitement I guess. But damn, he had a pretty full package if you ask me…
can someone tell me the name of the video so I can look for it on youtube.. it isn't displaying for me, nothing to click and watch
OMFG! What????
Re: 30 Rock – i went to the live auditions, and you're not supposed to be allowed to boo any contestants or chant off off off…
This is why I love the Brits!
I wonder if it's Cheryl that gave him the erction, or was it holly, or Danii…
Awhh, poor wee munchkin. I wonder if he knew ? Or if anybody told him ? Awhhh, I feel so sorry for him. But I must admit, that was pretty fucking hilarious. Awh, now I feel bad fr laughing. ;S
Poor thing.
you people are so stupid, its not some sort of hernia or any other medical condition, and he doesnt have a hard on - you'd think he'd know - he's just blatently just shoved a pair of socks down his pants. THATS why its funny
he doesn't look like he's got a boner… he's acting completely normal
maybe he's just very well endowed??
Re: Coffatron – everyone is entitled to thier opinion. I never called anyone sxtupid becuase they think its a hard on. SO I dont appreciate beign called stupid because I think its a hernia. There is always some DICKHEAD like you on the board that cant have a simple debate without insult someone else. GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE.
Re: Rodsgirl76 – Fair point (sound *is* terrible!) but surely the X-Factor would be leaving themselves open to some sort of litigation if it is a hernia. (If it is an erection I'm sure some lawyer somewhere in Britain could sue them for embarrassment anyway, not sure if contracts are signed or what they say at that point. Surely it'd be discrimination if it was a hernia though…)
Either way, I have utter "faith" *ahem* that the British tabloids will find out and get the full story from him… Not that I'll actually be reading them.
HAHAHAHA! That is why you wear tighty whiteys instead of boxers.. My ex had to do that shit for prom to hide his always on erection, it worked.. and some looser 'trousers' might help! Bwahahahaha!
Re: squashie – LOL!!! Do you think they sign some sort of waiver? For example, think about how mortified people on Idol must be when their segment is used for poking fun. They cant sue because they sign a waiver first giving Idol all rights to the footage. Who knows. Im sure someone will get an interview with the guy. Then we will know
When my husband and I were in Europe, I noticed a lot of the men looked like they had mushroom caps stuffed in their slacks. I just assumed it may be less common to don underware when you are oversees. He was probably not randy. Probably just wore the wrong pants for the lighting, etc.
Daniii is so hot!
Pontus and Johan are swedish and they got a boner