Brody Jenner Has The Smallest Penis In Hollywood!
Joe Francis doesn't want to pass up the only opportunity he'll ever have to play the victim!
"I'm the victim," Joe cried in an interview this weekend about Thursday night's altercation with Brody Jenner and his nekkid-modeling GF, Jayde Nicole.
Francis continued to whine: "Brody hit me in the face… Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all… and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt."
So the interviewer asked the Girls Gone Wild skeeve a simple question: "Well, if Joe Francis is the victim, then what is Brody Jenner?"
Joe's response?
Brody is the man with "smallest penis in Hollywood," said Francis.
Oh shit!
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lol. could give a shit about either of these douches but i have to admit that was a good answer.
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But I thought the "Smallest Pen*s in Hollywood" title belonged to YOU mario ??
Hehe. That was pretty good.
WELL, DUH!
This is the bottom of the celebrity barrel. I don't even know why Brody is a celebrity. Why does Francis need so much attention? Perez, get these two stars to peen off so the public can decide.
Perfect answer. This Brody guys seems like a real dick.
You can call Joe Francis a lot of things, but victum is not one of them. This is the d-bag who lures teenage girls onto his bus, plies them with alcohol and gets them to flash their tits for the camera so he can sell the tapes for millions on the internet. I don't know how he would know what size Brody Jenner's peepee is unless he's been in his pants.
joes ah dickkwaddd
that's not true, is it?
i love brody, he's so fucking hot
That make Joe the BIGGEST DICK in Hollywood.
you sound like YOU'VE been one of the girls on his bus jojo
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Re: Canadiana* – lol!!!
so what happened to your vow not to make fun of victims of violence anymore, perez? he's taking "the ONLY opportunity he'll ever have to play the victim" — sounds a lot like you when YOU got punched in the face! except you actually kind of deserved it. way to have integrity.
ooo shit1 lol
He has every right to speak up for himself after stupid Brody's ugly bitch tried to accuse him of assault. I see a new trend starting of bitches pulling this for publicty…pathetic.
I can't believe you are saying Joe is a whiner. Not to long ago you yourself cried a river when somebody slapped you in the face. He is more of man that you will ever be.
Wow. That's incredibly… mature.
I can't believe you are calling this man's description of what he endured "Francis continued to whine." He sounds a little bit LIKE YOU when you suffered a smacking to the face not too long ago! Or…did you make that up because your ratings are low? How can you be so insensitive to this guy? Why am I writing on your site? Must get a life.
has he sucked it or something to know Brody's size?!!! ha ha, come on retards!
nobody cares about any of these people,why don't they take all these wannabe reality stars and drop them in the fucking woods somewhere….Far Far Away!!
Was he literaly crying?? And how the hell would he know about Brody's small peepee? Did HE give him a private exam??
How would he know?
(Btw who are both of these guys?)
Joe Francis is a TOOL!!!
Huh. How does he know?
haha…. Well I think Brody should prove him wrong…lol
I hate to agree with Joe Francis but he totally does!
OH, SNAP!
I'd get down on my knees for Jenner any day. . .
I'd choose Jenner over Francis.
and joe francis is the biggest dick right?
Plus Jenner seems p*ssy whipped by his latest train wreck.
Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – Re: Fathom –
It's a common Hollywood "rumer" that Brody has a baby dick
he needs to stfu.
Jenner may have the smallest dick, but he's the biggest asshole.
Hahahahaha! Now if he could only prove it!
Maybe Jenner has a small peen, but Francis is a whining, literally crying, mama's boy who actually sports a mangina. It's a sure bet his tiny, baby balls shrivel up into labial lips when he's frightened, crying, or scared (which is all the time). That is wayyy worse than a small dick Francis.
Perez - check out Brodys' package in his halloween costume a few years ago when he and Frankie were Batman and Robin….the third leg in his pants would beg to differ on Joe's comment.
Re: GrapeApe28 – My sentiments exactly! Joe speaks as if from experience regarding Brody's weiner. Hmmmm, conjugal visits when Joe was on lock down maybe?
Joe Francis has a face like a horse's ass
Cant you fkin retards even see the whole interview with francis before you comment,he clearly says that kristin cavalleri + others leaked the info about jenners small weener….and why wouldnt orange countys biggest airhead cavalleri talk about that sort of things with…everyone….shes not the "sharpest knife in the kitchen"…
And just how does he know that. A gentleman doesn't look, Mr. Francis!