Jordan Meets The Parents!

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We'd love to be a fly on the wall during that dinner conversation!

It's getting pretty serious between porn star/cagefighter Alex Reid and Jordan as he took her home to meet his family this past weekend.

And, surprisingly enough, she didn't flash her junk or get so wasted that walking was a challenge!

Too bad! Alex's parents never got to see everything he loves about her!

On their first day at the house, the family (Jordan included!) ate take out, watched the X Factor and drank tea!

Maybe she should save up a little bit of that normalcy for the kids!

“The whole family loves Katie. She does not drink, only when she goes out which is not as often as people think,” said a source.

It looks like Jordan did everything you're supposed to do when you meet the parents: hide your true self!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 6:45 pm / Email this  »

    52 comments to “Jordan Meets The Parents!”



    1. 1

      Those tits make me laugh evertime I see them.



    2. 2

      camel hoof



    3. 3

      "Mom, Dad - meet Katie. Don't you just love her camel toe?".



    4. 4

      This chick is the posterchild of Skank

    5. Boo says – reply to this


      5

      What is wrong with her belly button? It looks really gross!



    6. 6

      wow she looks fab in that picture. What a great picture.



    7. 7

      camel toe camel ho



    8. 8

      I swear to Judy Garland-
      This is why I am gay.
      This bitch scares
      the shit out of me.
      Don't try to tell me
      her snatch ain't got teeth!



    9. 9

      I'd say she she has fanny like when u try to open a ham & cheese toasty… slut!



    10. 10

      Camel Toe…



    11. 11

      At first I thought it was Amy Whinehouse and Kato Kalin!



    12. 12

      Let's pray she does not pull a Mandy Moore / Jen Hayley Wood on this douche.



    13. 13

      This photo makes me feel more charitable towards Kerry Katona and Amy Winehouse.

    14. YUCK says – reply to this


      14

      if you change the hair color in this pic she looks like our very own trash pamela anderson.



    15. 15

      You're too funny Perez! and right on!!



    16. 16


      You cant go out and buy a magazing without there being something about her in it. AND its always complete bullshit.
      ;L



    17. 17

      who are these people? seriously who the fuck are they?



    18. 18

      GOD DAMN TEAR THAT ASS UUP. major butterface



    19. 19

      I wonder what corner he picked her up from??? Can you say CAMEL TOE????



    20. 20

      Lots & lots of women have fake breasts, but these are pretty much the worst.
      Hope she got a discount



    21. 21

      she looks like a special young classy woman.
      hm…well… she looks special at least.



    22. 22

      Re: Rickneeds2kno
      LMAO No, her snatch doesn't have teeth.
      It's got suckers —-
      Like an octopus

    23. ali<3 says – reply to this


      23

      Who the hell is this women? and why r u perez always talkin about her? is she famous? it looks like poor pamela anderson wannabe



    24. 24

      Who gives a fuck ..Stop writing about this nobody.



    25. 25

      That farking hilarious, who is she again?



    26. 26

      Oooh, such a classy lassie



    27. 27

      C L A S S Y D A M E !



    28. 28

      wow, what a beautiful camel toe.



    29. 29

      Looks like a blow up doll.



    30. 30

      Looks like he ordered this bitch off realdoll.com. Body type- drunk milf with rock hard cans in color, orange.



    31. 31

      A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT SHE IS SHOWING ON THE OUTSIDE DON'T KNOW WAT IS GOIN ON THE INSIDE BUUUUT…………IS SHE GETTING PAID FOR SLEEPING AROUND WITH THESE PEOPLE.



    32. 32

      That suit can only look tasteful on a dead donkey. And she's not a dead donkey.
      I notice a camel toe too. Nice…



    33. 33

      Wow her camel toe is even bigger that mine..Who the fuck is she again??



    34. 34

      Wow her camel toe is even bigger that mine…who the fuck is she again??



    35. 35

      nice camel toe, ya whore.
      who is she, anyway?



    36. 36

      Can we say MOOSE KNUCKLE



    37. 37

      sweeet camel toe!



    38. 38

      Ok seriously, who the fuck is she? What did she do that's so important that it deserves her pathetic life to be talked about on here?



    39. 39

      Oh puleeeze! Makre it go away my eyes are burning from this obviously fake silicone boob-job and plainly visible camel-toe in a gold PVC outfit that was prolly made in some glub-forsaken garment sweatshop in China. Oy!



    40. 40

      Re: Boo – Quote: "What is wrong with her belly button? It looks really gross!" - That ain't her bellybutton Boo, it's her bunghole shifted from too many facelifts. ;)



    41. 41

      MUNTER. This is the woman who invented aids.



    42. 42

      that made me laugh out loud



    43. 43

      WTF is that? Looks like one of those life size rubber sex dolls. Man, don't these women know when to quit? Or do they like looking like porno cartoon chicks? It's not just this woman . . . Hollywood is looking more and more like HER too.



    44. 44

      good for her!



    45. 45

      When I first saw it I thought she was a cardboard cutout…



    46. 46

      Don't her kids wonder where their slut mommy is? She is just gross! Poor kids.



    47. 47

      What's your obsession with this woman? I've never heard of her and don't care waht she's up to.



    48. 48

      Uhmm is that girl a cardboard paper thing? icant tell ;l



    49. 49

      Parents meet the camel toe.



    50. 50

      eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

      camel toe



    51. 51

      Great picture, love the boobs, love the camel toe, don't love the face !



    52. 52

      nice camel toe, but those boobs look terrible