Rambo 5 In The Works!!
Filed under: Film Flickers > Old People > Sylvester Stallone
Do you ever get the urge to see a botox injected, 'roid-raging, 63-year-old man kicking ass?!
Neither do we, but America does!
Nu Image/Millennium Film has greenlit another installment of Rambo, and for reasons unbeknownst to us, Sylvester Stallone will be continuing his starring and directing duties for the franchise.
The storyline for the fifth film revolves around John Rambo as he battles human trafficers and drug lords to save a young girl abducted near the U.S.-Mexico border.
Can't wait for the same old shiz!
Posted: August 31, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Oh Dear God… WHY. ??
Re: Canadiana* – #1 $$$$$$$$$$$ thats why……..
Yer number 1…congrats!!!!!!!!! (((((((WET KISS)))))))))♥
FAIL!!!!!!
What's the difference between a cheerleader and a wash-machine…?
A wash-machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it…..
They should have a RAMBO vs. ROCKY movie and Sly can play both parts.
-yawn- @ plot. same shit diff pile.
Re: Long Dong Connery – Re #1: Musta been that new vitamin yogurt for lunch.
$ly $tallone need$ lot$ and lot$ of ca$h. I won't be forking out any $$$$$ to help him pay hi$ debt$.
that was also the plot for the LAST ONE…but in Vietnam
Stallone looks like a mutant, he needs to lay off the plastic surgery and steriods.
Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: Canadiana* – afternoon…. will he be appearing with or without his walker?
Rambo I (1982): First Blood
Rambo V (2010): First Diaper
Re: JigSaw – Hiyya Jigz !!
Re: Canadiana* – must have been….
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patio weather big time this week!!!!!!!!!!!♥
Re: JigSaw – Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah baby! I hope it's as violent and gory as the last movie. Plus, he'll be killing Mexicans, whoohoo!
If something is still profitable and raking in the money, they don't care how old the star is…he still must have gajillions of fans. I did like the first and second one a lot. Worth renting.
What's the title? "Rambo goes amok at the elder home"?
Rambo 5: Stallone Learns to Speak English
UGH!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo! WTF? The people that are responsible for stupid-ass "ideas" likes this need to be fired. Seriously. Stop making stupid fucking films!! There's hardly anything left to watch any more!
I wouldn't watch crap like this for free on cable TV!
Stallone is set financially for life. His great, great grandchildren are set for life. This is about Stallone keeping himself relevant in the public eye, and giving us entertainment.
Granted, the typical users on perezhilton, are not his target audience, but make no mistake,… this will be a moneymaker.
I'm the biggest fan of Sly but come on now! Enough is enough!
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Re: Long Dong Connery – that's creative. the washing machine thing.
As if the Rocky movie series wasn't bad enough….Oy!
Roid boy coming back. Why?
Re: josi101 – thanks hottie….
As my great grandmother used to say (and she is Sly's age), "There is no fool like an old fool", and may I add, "especially true in Hollywood". Somebody tell him the truth and stop this madness! Direct to video.
No.
just..no.
WHY do these production companies insist on making this trash! Maybe the plot should be that Rambo stops the filming of this drek to save the sinking economy some money….
How many times must we watch a bulked up man rumble through the jungle blasting people to bits. Seriously, i think we've had enough.
Who the fuck, besides Stallone, wants this?
i liked Rambo IV, bring on Rambo V
This should go under "most ridiculous news of the day"
No thanks
It's official. He's become as tragic as his lopside faced mother.
It's a living.
Eastwood's kept working, and he's a lot older. Their core fans will go, or rent it.
Sly is the shizz and always has been. You had to be there.
i kinda hope that the cartel kills rambo cause it 8000 to 1 depending witch (hopefully "The zetas")
Re: brainchild – you serious LOLz
Re: donkeyshow – i hope that was'nt a racist comment
The last movie was kick ass… great fricking story. That said, he looked horrible in it. He should wear a turtle neck and sunglasses the whole movie
TALK ABOUT DESPERATELY CLINGING TO THE PAST…..
WHY DON'T HE, SCHWARTZENEGER AND WILLIS JUST DO A GRUMPY OLD MEN REMAKE, IT'LL MAKE MORE SENSE.
Jeez pervez, with that long hair, I thought that was mom, Jackie.
oh come on that guy is so old the stunts would never look real not that any actor does there own stunts but come on you have to make it look real and this guy is hardly going to pull it off what age is he like 70