Your Daily R-Patz!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Yummy Yummy Screw > Robert Pattinson
So hawt!
As Robert Pattinson brings the seks on the cover of Premiere France, the most appropriate phrase that comes to mind is: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?
Yeah, we just groaned at ourself for the cheesiest of cheesy lines. But, hey, we like cheese!
It makes everything better!
Posted: August 31, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Does he have more than 1 expression?
God this guy is so ugly he makes me vomit in my mouth every picture I see of him. Ugh….why did they have to ruin Twilight with him? God he is the ugliest beast around this site. And Lautner too. Fugs both of them!
yummy yum yum.!
Very nice but why is he wearing a batman shirt?
YUUUM! can i do him already please??
aww i've missed these! soooo hotttt!
seriously now? he looks like a normal average looking guy. put him in a vampire movie with 5 inches of makeup and you get millions of overweight twilight girls expecting to be forklifted off the ground by him.
OMFG!!!! Rob/Batman!! only in my fantasies!!! lol
Gorgeous and breath taking. maes me wanna take a bite
hot shiiiit , love him .
Mmmmm…….is all I'm saying.
He has that dirty, hot model look.
The only thing that interested me was the caption to the right of RPatz, about Robert Downey, Jr. in Iron Man 2.
trés sexy
I'm sure he's barfing at your pick-up line, fatass. He is the shit tho. Man oh man.
mmm.. he melts my insides.
S E K S
S E K S
S E K S
S E K S
S E K S
S E K S
S E K S
S E K S
S E K S
o_O
He gets gayer every day…
Okay, I might.
But first
he'd have to bathe
in a hot tub of Clorox,
scrub the scabies of his filthy pubes
and rinse his greezy hair with
Stacey London approved Pantene.
I have missed my daily dose of Rob…I can get on with my day now. Thanks Perez.
He is lovely…
Re: Perez Smells His Skidmarks –
That was the exact thing that came to my mind when I saw this.
Re: Jeannine –
really??
hum…i dont know,maybe cause he's in a vampire movie…
I don't get the facination with him, he is just nasty ugly!
i don't like this picture of him.
Rob Pattinson makes everything better! Too bad he's taken by Kristen Stewart. The sex is probably great!
hotness at its best.
have not heard about it and why are you trying to speak french at a robert pattison interview for a new movie i have not been here i been to bath and body works and borders in emeryville i got the jonas brothers movie i had french and american in school
He looks like Quasimodo in that picture
He looks like Quasimodo in this picture
robert pattinson speaks english i 'm not that good in french in don't remeber from back in school
He looks like WEREWOLF not a vampire
So amazingly hot (:
Panty-soaking HOT!
Oh be still my silly heart..
God i love him, he's so handsome… those eyes…. those eyes… just pure eyesex going on!! *sigh*
God he's pretty!!!
saw this and squealed lol… love it! Keep psoting r
Keep posting rob news perez!** my post before got messed up… laptops…
god i love him! he is so fuckin hotttttt
HOT HOT HOT. I LOVE YOU ROBERT.
I agree with you Perez&that's sth I say rarely!!!
hot hot hot!!! thank god for put the most perfect human in the planet!!
I just bought a shirt with his glorious face on it. Hah!
He is so hot.
Omg how can he be ugly ….
serioulsy look at him
OOMPHH !!
no one noticed him in harry potter ? :s
but now whow i wish i bloody did
owww he iss gawjussssssss ..
SWOOOOOOOOON! Thank you Perez! It's been far too long since our last daily R-Pattz.
Magnifique, mysterieux et savoureux
damn, he's got the weirdest face. it really does look like a foot.
Re: daniellebabee – He was even uglier in Harry Potter and his acting skills have gone down considerably since then. Please…..we can all have an opinion so you can for sure keep him! Lol….
take my breath away!!
robert pattinson= perfection
He needs a shower! Then MAYBE he'd be cute. He always looks so dirty to me. I prefer me some Taylor Lautner.
How late are you perez,I saw this a week ago.
This guys face makes me makes me want to throw up .Yuck.
ugh he so sexy i love him
He's soooooooooooo suxy
read the article and he sounds so full of himself, like when he says someone could be listening or wanting to take my pic *gasp* the thought, or how he makes he inconviniences his friends for his own sake, and he sounds like a retard when he's like yea i might see my friend in la but then forget they exists, the list goes on and on this guy needs to shut it for one he's not cute and can't act he just got lucky, if i had a dude that all he did was paranoid and kept talking about himself i'd kill myself, he sounds like a complete tool i hope he leaves here pronto, no one neads a big headed hobo who thinks he's all that, because he ain't he's fug.
hot!hot!hot!
FINALLY THE DAILY R-PATZ IS BACK
My God he's got the sexiest eyes ever! YUMMY
Re: Jeannine – thats what i was thinking
foot face!
delicious
B - A - T - H - E . . . he always looks filthy…I wonder if he smells as bad as he looks?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?
hahaha that made my day!!
look at the batman shirt
He's almost TOO good looking… theres gotta be some kind of flaw, maybe he has a small pecker ?
he is looking hotter by minute!
daily rpatz is back in action? … hess a cutttieee
I don't know what it is but i am obessed with a another vampire now ALEXANDER SKARSGARD aka ERIC the sexiest deliciously evil vampire from true blood bcause everytime i watch true blood i can't stop thinking about him. Vampire or human that man is just delicious viva sweden for their gorgeous sexiest/most beautiful man alive AND THE THING IS THAT I JUST HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM WERE HE WAS NAKED maybe after watching those two last true blood episodes i couldn't take my mind out of those amazing scenes were he was naked…ppl don't blame me but you can't stop but to fantasizing about that gorgeous man rob is just becoming numero 2 in my list
That picture angle makes his eyes look all jacked up. Is that the best they can do?
Christ…the batman shirt…really dude? Sorry, but he screams "I'm a douche with limited acting talent and inability to move eyebrows". If a chick looked like this, you'd be accusing her of freebasing botox.
OMFG! He is so fucking sexy! Seriously I would fuck him HARD!
Ill stop right there…
Re: over – bb he is all that!!
im literally in love with him, thanks perez for the daily r pattz… i wish it was more like hourly!!
Re: MyOpinionOnly – why come on her to only hate on someone who is loved by millions, someone thinks hes good looking, and your probaly a big ugly loser! so back the f off of him!
Lo amoooooo
sorry perezzy.
didnt you just compare him the avatar creature?
hypocrisy ..
SEXY!!!!!!! GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!
gag
sexy, handsome, cute, perfect..
I keep going on..
How was he so hot in Harry Potter and so not-hot in everything else? Seriously, a landslide of hotness.
oh my damn
not cute. now i know that majority of the picture perez shows are photoshopped. even rpattz says so. he looks like a monster.
That is the hottest thing I have ever seen in my life…
OhLord he is Gorgous!!
Yummy!
for some reason…even though he has a scary psychopathic look about him…he's smokin hot.
fuck. me.
omg he's so sweet in this cover
love him :X:X:X
Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks like a total doofus?! He is so hairy and greasy looking and he only has one look. Kinda of like a modern day Zoolander. What a dork!!!!
God, he gives good jawline…..
Yeah, and he only has one look-his fuckhot look. If you only have one look, that's the one to have.
c'est tres fantastique
i dont get why people think hes good looking
ewwwwwwwwwww
love u so much:)!!
je t'aime Robbert !!!you're so HOT!!and Perez "je veux coucher avec lui ce soir"!!!(i want to have sex with him) lol
Re: Perez Smells His Skidmarks – I'm sure he does have more than one expression… I'm also sure the photographer took more than just one shot… I'm sure Rob didn't choose the photo that was used. Give me a break and stop being a hater. Life is too short.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cant get enough of him need to go to chapters buy this magazine and drool…hoping to run into him shooting eclipse they are constantly in our neighbourhood… seriuosly wish i was a stalker…
Re: lilnino – Haha, right on.
that guy is deleeesh, so ill put my fingers in my ears whenever people yap bad stuff, lalalallalalala
What do women see in this guy? eeewww I think he's creepy
his sex is on fiirrrrrrreeeeeeeeee
Uuuhhh so hot. Thank you for this. It made my morning.
guapooooooooo!! ^^