All Hail King Spencer Pratt!!
Filed under: Michael Jackson > Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
Spencer Pratt is now royalty. Or at least, his name will suggest that nobility.
Spencer would now like to be known as King Spencer Pratt! No, we're not kidding.
King Spencer observes: "I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role."
And don't worry, he hasn't forgotten about his lovely wife, Heidi Montag. She's going to have a little King in her as well…King of Pop, that is.
Spencer says: "Michael Jackson's in heaven. The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit."
Uh-oh. Someone hasn't taken 2nd grade history or has ever opened his beloved Bible, because none of that shiz made sense.
But really, when does it ever? Are you even remotely shocked? We're not!
[Image via WENN.]
Oh god….
Ugh, he even has flesh-colored arm hair.
Other than that — SHUT THE F UP, SPEIDI, and GO AWAY.
What a loser! i cant believe people like these people
what a douche. that guy is an idiot!
Go fuck yourself, Spencer.
What's worse is that magazines and sites like these continue to post their stupid comments and pictures! I hate these two!
STOP giving them press!!! STOP mentioning them and they'll go away. The only reason these retards are as famous as they are is because blogs keep mentioning their dumbasses
someone PLEASE shoot them!
you know…i don't even believe in god, and that offends the bejesus out of me!
:S
BARF!
This guy needs a muzzle.
I think theyve been smoking way too much pot. Hey spencer look me up bro lets toke it up
what a freak.
plssssssssssss
Has no one realised the irony of his surname yet?
Or is prat(t) just a British word for an idiot?
Mario- please stop talking about these people. SERIOUSLY. They are a total waste of space. Your posts never have aything nice to say (not that they ever do anything that deserves positive publicity)- yet you continue to cover them like they are breaking news. I lose a little more respect for you every time you post about Speidi because you KNOW Spencer is slipping you some cash to advertise for them. Don't try to deny it!
Surely the American Psychiatric Association will include Spencer Pratt on several pages in its next edition. Heavily referenced sections will include: Narcissist; Delusional Grandiosity; Antisocial Personality; Motherfucking Loser. . . .
Shocked that they would say something silly so that you would continue posting the silly things they say? Not at all. How much do they pay you for this crap, anyway?
loooooool………..tool!!
I seriously want to check these two for drugs. Who ever heard of when people die the Holy Spirit now has "their juice" inside? First off, the Holy Spirit isn't a person, it just 'is.' And lastly, why would the Holy Spirit want to give HEIDI any of MJ's "juice" anyways?! Maybe to try and make her a better "performer."
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! What the heck is in that pot he is smoking?! LSD?!!?!?!?!?!?! Thanks for the laugh you douche.
he is only doing this for attention.
Lol! I think its so funny that you can kinda tell that Spencer is going to get fat in a couple of years…
These two people BUG so hard
If the media would stop covering this douchebag no one would be calling him anything. I like a good laugh as much as the next person but these two fame whores have become totally annoying.
you know, somehow this doesn't surprise me at all….
What he said did not make sense at all, was he high when he said this statement.
WTF?????? Why is it that every time this guy opens his mouth that I begin to question whether it's possible to seriously function WITHOUT a brain!?
I dont know why you even give these pathetic excuses for human beings the time of day, or the attention they so desperately crave.
Suck a dick Spencer.
Howard Stern is so correct when he calls these idiots celebutards. They do nothing, but some how or another, they're famous. I never want to wish ill upon anyone, but if there's ever two people who I wouldn't mind seeing disappear for a long, long, long time, it'd be these two.
Re: diva_is_a_hustla – Agreed. MJ didn't even have enough "juice" to make his own kids apparently…..
There is not a 'Queen of England'. Elizabeth II is 'Queen of the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and the other Commonwealth realms'. But whatever.
Pathetic.
One day, someone will fart and blow both of them over- hopefully down the Grand Canyon where they will never be heard from again.
wtf
I hate them. They are so stupid!!!!! But plz STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!!!! They will go away sooner :p
ladies and gentlemen! we now introduce to you the king and queen of assholes.
He's officially gone insane. In fact, both him and Heidi have gone nuts. They both need a big serving of humble pie because they're both living on a totally different planet. Wow.
Can these two just go away already.
Oh my fucking GOD! These two are prancing around like they are Christmas but in all reality they are nothing more than April Fools Day! I think the things they do and say are soooo hilarious. I wonder if they realize what complete asses they make themselves out to be. i am in agreement…. can we just quit talking about them so they disappear and never ever have to be seen by our eyes again?? Maybe some day King Fairy Princess will get arrested for something and then someone can show him the real deal….. courtesy of a broom handle fuck….or bubba's 10" fat cock stuffed in his mouth.
How does someone like Spencer Pratt exist? I never knew it was possible to be that much of a douchebag. It's actually quite awe-inspiring.
Someone should put that motherf***** out of his misery! Stupid twat!
don't worry people! i will kill them soon!
Osama bin laden would make a better king than spencer!
PeePs…… d0 n0t waste y0ur time giving these 2 m0ronS any c0mmentS letS just m0ve 0n t0 the next bl0g….and if we are lucky it will n0t be ab0ut GaGa 0r wo-MAN l0ver Lindsey.
Stop reporting about this people and they will stop being famous
We lose Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawchette, DJ AM and a whole bunch of other genuine nice people….
And this douche bag is allowed to still breath.
Anyone else thinks that it's not fair?
Re: gillybeane – totally agree with you!
This guy is such a reject…Please STOP even posting about them…they are not worth your space…!! Yuk they both make me sick!!!
The most retarded thing I have ever heard….why did you even post this????
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Is he kidding?????????? His IDIOT side kick can NOT sing or dance! Cry yes but that's ALL they can do!!
Re: spherelibrary – NO PRATT is another word for DICK in England!!!
Yes I get it!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY!!! SMITE DOWN THESE TWO LOWLIFES! THEY ARE RUINING GOD'S GOOD NAME!
This guy is an idiot, there Already is a King of America. Me. Scattered Sam, King of America, Ready and willing to eat souls, blow minds and inspire Freedom with the Gusto of an Atom Bomb. This spencer cat is out of his depth and drownin fast.
-Scattered Sam
King of America
Don't you people get it already?….they say and do stupid things for PUBLICITY!!!!!!….It's all an act to get paid (like what Paris does!) ..and you losers are constantly blogging about them…so what does that make you? Just STOP already.
Thing One and Thing Two are the absolute WORSE!!! Heidi is stupid for still being with him and Spencer well.. he's just stupid!
"The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom"
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? .. the Idiot King speaks
I fucking hate these two twits
why even report this bullshit?
instead of giving him what he wants, ignore him like the immature toddler that he is.
ok yawn…can we move on? i'd rather hear about jon gosslin at ths point
Someone please remind Spencer that before he can become King Jackass he has so fulfill his obligations as Lord Douche Bag:)
these two fucking fucktards need to disappear!!!
who in the hell gives a shit…
wat the fuck do u even do?!?!
theyre both funken ugly and need to shut the hell up!!!
UGHHHH stop writing bout them plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
I want the Black Eyed Peas manager guy to give this King an ass kicking. A nice merciless beat down that will wipe that little arrogant smirk off that mug of his. Mother fucker. Absolutely sick and tired of these people. What's mind-boggling is that I don't know why they became famous, and I don't know why enough people care about them to give incentive to websites such as these (that SHOULD be posting about REAL celebrities) and all the US Weekly magazines to keep talking about them.
this must be a fucking joke omfg
I'd love to kick his face in after I slapped her mouth shut.
Did he really use the phrase "Michael Jackson juice?" Did he know Michael when he was a young teen? It wouldn't surprise me.
Re: cessy – #44: Thank you. I'll send my condolences to Satan.
GTFO Spencer and Heidi! Nobody gives a flying fuck about you
Someone get me a bucket, I'm gonna blow chunks!!! These 2 are the biggest stupied RETARDS that have ever walked this Earth! Please, someone shoot them or run them off 101 at the highest point of the cliff….NO ONE likes them and if they do, did you ride the 'short' bus to school? GGGAAAAAA
ewwww. they need to go away forever.
their shit is gettin old
they make me want to barf
Spencer should be sent away, he's such a loser. I don't even understand how he's famous what does he do?!
Seriously, nothing he says shocks me anymore… he seriously is soooo delusional & she is just as bad. I dont wish harm on people, like, EVER, but these two need something like REALLY bad to happen to them, maybe a horrible car-wreck where they come out lucky to be alive… I dont wish them death but just something bad enough that they can come out of it and be like, "wow, we are so lucky to be here, and we have been disgusting degenerate people for so long and God is finally punishing us so we're gonna step out of the lime-light for a while and repent!" :;sigh:: In a perfect world, maybe…. I dare to dream of a world that is Speidi-free…. Or maybe one where Heidi just gets seriously dis-figured in a freak accident… lol, I know, I'm horrible. I'll stop now before I get carried away….
Please! Stop! Reporting! on these LOSERS!!!!!
Nothing of any value ever comes out of their pie-holes.
I don't understand why Perez always makes fun of Rumer Willis and her potato head when Heidi totally has the same potato head/jaw.
He is such a freaking moron!! I'm so sick of these two. I never want to hear Michael Jackson in the same sentence as these two losers. stop reporting on them perez, thats exactly what they want you to do. If you stop, maybe they will go away!
FUCK THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES!
oh god… these attention seekers should shut their mouths n get a real job instad of triying to be in the media. Nobody cares about them when no ones is talking about them 4 a while they always have 2 to do something to be in the media again so everyone can start talking about them again.
dumb and dumb dumberer…
This guy really has some nerve. for him to even mention the holy spirit as a joke. But its his life and if he chooses to live it as a douche then so be it i just wish people would quit being 'nice' to them.
That sounds almost blasphemous! How stupid can this guy get?
These two are SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP.
One day, something will "tip over" in their psychotic numbskull brains, and they'll pull a Karla Homolka/Paul Bernardo.
I ain't jokin. These two are MESSED. Delusions of grandeur combined with Egomania and Self-Righteous Religious beliefs?
They are a bad accident waiting to happen.
so what about the wheather next week? isn't that more interesting than…uhm…what was his name again??
Re: duelastar – I think it's not fair.
I hope these losers would just DISAPPEAR ALREADY. They're too stupid to function.
alrght he went a little far saying that his wife is like michael….. but uh… when will someone punch him? I will be the happiest person… he's got to be a bit insane right??
Perez, why do you humour these idiots by including them on your blog? You are the only reason anyone knows who these morons are… so why contribute to their stupidity? Someone needs to run them over…. then back up over them again… and again….you get the idea. God they irritate me..their like mosquitos …annoying pests…
Re: *Lulu* – oh totally! The next K-Fat.
Spencer needs to shut the fuck up! Why the fuck does he wanna be the next king of pop? No one will replace MJ's title!
Fukn lame lamingston ha
Its so stupid, I dont understand why you even post this shit.
WTTTFFFFFF HOW CAN THAT IDIOT COMPARE HEIDI TO MICHAEL JACKSON, HEIDI SUCKS AT FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!
MARIO…WHY, WHY, WHY DO YOU GIVE THEM ANY RELEVANCE TO THESE DOUCHBAG ON YOUR WEBSITE? A LOT OF CHANNELS INCLUDING E! HAD ALREADY STOPPED MENTIONING THEM. DON'T YOU SEE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT…ATTENTION???
DO I SEE A BABY BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is such an ass… Theres no king of america cause you have a president!!
This z list couple need to fade away..And fast!
Michael Jackson had more talent in one of his molecules than heidi montag will ever ever have in her entire life. she is SUCH a joke. they both are. as soon as people stop paying attention to these two, they will get divorced. spencer will probably produce porn and heidi will end up on some reality show speaking in tongues or something to show how connected she is to jesus. the only thing she may ever have in common with michael jackson is how much surgery she has had by then.
There ain't no talent fairy. You either got it or you don't. And they obviously don't. What the fuck? why did he have to mention MJ?
the papz should just not follow them, they should ignore them. they both want to be famous, alot of ppl hate them but the papz follow them still, giving them the satisfaction of fame, there attention seekers, with attention seekers u need to ignore them.
OK I think someone did try to shoot both of them in the head( right, Joel McHale?) but then the bullet just grazed their tiny brains and made them more retarded. Just like Heidi doing playboy but not showing anything. I know its suppossed to go along with her"religious"beliefs, but people still had to see her naked and if it was that much of a conviction she wouldnt have done it to begin with. These people are self obsessed and nuts.