All Hail King Spencer Pratt!!
Spencer Pratt is now royalty. Or at least, his name will suggest that nobility.
Spencer would now like to be known as King Spencer Pratt! No, we're not kidding.
King Spencer observes: "I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role."
And don't worry, he hasn't forgotten about his lovely wife, Heidi Montag. She's going to have a little King in her as well…King of Pop, that is.
Spencer says: "Michael Jackson's in heaven. The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit."
Uh-oh. Someone hasn't taken 2nd grade history or has ever opened his beloved Bible, because none of that shiz made sense.
But really, when does it ever? Are you even remotely shocked? We're not!
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1. There will never be another MJ.
2. There are other, wait, I mean EVERY SINGER IN THE WORLD, that will be another MJ before Heidi.
And Spencer manages to further his douchbag stupidity.
PLEASE, Perez, STOP posting stories about this douchebag!
first of all Spencer is a first class ass-hole, and his wife well she too is an ass. Why would any Christain let someone abuse her, cheat on her, break almost every commandment, and then preach like she's the role model for young women. She's stupid and her husband is making her look more dumb, she was'nt good enough for him with her big nose and small chest, so now with fake boobs and a new nose she's suitable for him? but yet he cheats after her surgery so what does that say? Heidi your a fool and spencer your a joke, Thanks for the constant humor you two provide! And by the way God is laughing his ass off to, how can he not?
"I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role." Aww…he left out Prince William's father, and brother! Along with quite a few others, from different countries…or does his lack of a 2nd grade education not permit him to realize that's it's not just England with a constitutional monarchy? Regardless…if he were the King of America…my ass would be out of here as fast as I could possibly get out of here…either be the first plane to a different country, or via jumping the border. Oh wait…I'm in Texas. I'd move to have Texas leave the union; yay for no repercussions for us!
Anyways…what is he on? Because, he's one of the biggest idiots I've ever seen…
i doubt Michael even knew who these idiots were !
How are they not embarressed by what they do or say?
It embarresses me to read EVERYTHING they do.
Please go away….
What a douche. I would be shocked if they had two brain cells between the two of them to rub together to produce a reasonable thought.
If you stop feeding stray dogs, eventually they wander off. Can't we quit feeding these two? Seriously.
Perez…Are you getting paid to give these idiots press? Are you their only hope of continuing to inflict themselves upon us? Surely you can do better.
Is he mentally competent??? Yea he's king of something, King of the Douchebags! And Jon Gosselin is Prince. WOMP WOMP
Why is he still talking? He and Heidi should find regular day jobs and stop trying to get in the media because they are irritating the hell out of everybody! So ridiculous..I hope one day soon he grows up!!!
he is gross
SHOCK! Spencer and Heidi blurt out something in hopes to get any kind of media attention - and you make a post about it….
ugh… he is so arrogant. I can't even write bout how angry this miakes me liek really? KING! oh my god… is he also hinting that his "wife" is pregnant?
god why are these losers still around
mario gets paid to talk about these fools and we seriously needa stop posting on anything about them cos it keeps bringing them back boooo we don't want that
Ughhh are u serious? LOSER!
hey dude! whatever ur on GIVE ME SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish they'd go to the jungle and stay there, for like forever. I cant believe he is capable of such stupidity! His brain cells must be shooting themselves for lack of rationality and logical thinking!
wtf ?? those assholes are taking this famewhoring way to far !!!
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how could they say that about a michael jackson ??? extremely disrespectful….. i fucking hate them !!!!
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i wish them the baddest things in the world
Wow. This is almost as bad as Aubrey O'Day's Hitler comment. These famewhores are getting so desperate. Its sickening. They'll say or do anything for a few seconds of coverage or a blog post. Someone needs to take these z-list reality stars behind a shed and put them out of their misery (ours too).
Re: cessy –
#44… and we will thank you very much !!!
Seriously, what sh*t are they taking?! Cause honestly, that needs to be BANNED, it makes people go crazy!
king of what- king of the dipshits? Please stop reporting on these people they are a waste of time.
what a fucking idiot..
who is this fucktard and what is he famous for…fuckoff, eat shit ,and die, and make the world a better place
shut the f*** up! who does he think he is? he's just a joke and so is his wife! they are just a waste of air and hair products!
wow spencer…really? ahahaha
how ’bout King Dumb as Shat instead?
That is the funniest thing I've heard all day =P. I didn't think they could get any stupider… and I was wrong.
just when i thought these two couldn't make me hate them even more this shit flies out of their mouth. If they become king and queen of America then i thank God i'm a Canadian but will still move far far away where these two would have no recognition in a far away country.
More like King Douche…
What a prat!
god hes so freakin stupid and self impressed
Goddddd are they delusional. First of all, no one ever elects themselves….unless they don't want to be taken seriously. Second of all, no one wants a z-list reality douchebag to become king. Third, i am EXTREMELY insulted that you would even put Heidi Montag and Michael Jackson in the same sentence. It just doesn't work sweetie! you will never make it up to that status. I don't know, i think they're just like children getting a new shiny toy. Pretty soon, they're going to vanish people, no worries. They're "famous" now because everyone pretty much hates them…but since they have NO talent, they won't last.
what a douche bag couple
The guy is delusional! King of…Lame-asses, maybe.
Spencer's bifurcated dick drools his particular brand of gonorrhea juices. Heidi uses one dickette to drink from and the other to spray her mom with.
Someone should send them back to the Island On Celebrity and lock them in that room with rats and cockroaches permanetly !
nobody will nominate him:P
Why, oh why did God take MJ and spare Speidi?
SPENCER - KING OF DOUCHELAND!
Bad publicity is better than no publicity…
can someone PLEASE just slap them in their faces and tell them that no one likes them! and their not even famous, they just want to be
stop talking about them and they will go away
pathetic people… they'd do ANYTHING to get some attention!
Ughhh, please stop talking about them. Remember how Heidi used to look when The Hills first aired. She had dark roots and wore jeans and sweats, no hills. I think she drive a Honda too. Check out the earlier episodes of The Hills, what a joke
Oh NON! For sure when I think "king" then "America" you name Spencer just pop up in my mind!!! That's so obvious that u deserve a crown. Please someone! Put a heavy crown on his blondy head and bow down before this two glorious American people.
With such ambassadors, America is such on a good way!!!! MVAHAHAHAHA
P.S: what is horrifying me, is that HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES in his own words!!! Please someone! Call the asylum!
Hmmm, no comment!
You should stop giving them the oxygen of publicity, then they might go away *crosses fingers*
Sorry Dude you're too late. Obama is already the self proclaimed King of the World.
Fucking idiots
you are fucking kidding me, right?
i hate both hedi and spencer with a passion, they honestly need to grow up.
spencer, hun you are NOT God okay, give it up.
if it werent for the hills, no one would know who the fuck spencer pratt was, how you landed a role in the show beats me.
and hedi love, you cant sing, ok? CAN NOT sing, you most defiantly will never be the next Brittney Spears or Michael Jackson, hunny your not a legend your just a dumb blonde.
no one likes you two, so stop acting like famewhores and get the fuck out everyones lives.
He's already the king; THE KING OF DOUCHES!!!
Will someone please tell Heidi that the black loops inside her dress are NOT straps! What a dumbass.
I nominate them the King and Queen of FUCKTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, WHO WROTE THIS??? Perezzito….. Where R U??????
how about we call him king douche instead of king spencer? it rolls off the tongue so much better. less vomit inducing.
If people stop talking about them then they'll just go away….
and if that happens then EVERYONE wins!
I vote King Spencer Pratt to be on TOOL ACADEMY…I am sure he could win the title not only of total douchebag but also of the world's biggest tool
WTF? He needs to go away - FAST!
he just screams creep,heidi was alright until she got mixed up with this fucking clown. Both of these non relevant assholes can go fuck themselves
yes bc we all know that God just couldnt go on without Michael Jackson juice, what a tard, i feel kinda sorry for this guy if he really believes what is coming out of his mouth, or going in it, whatever.
Re: moniqueangel2009 –
Hilarious!
these 2 are so completely ridiculous its beyond words!!!! i would love to just punch him in the face and continually slap her until her fake nose falls off!!! being a parent…..i cannot even imagine how embarrassed her Mother must be!! can u imagine going to the grocery store, church or whatever and know everyone there is laughing their ass off because your daughter is such a DUMBASS and married (UGH) to the biggest douche on the planet?? poor woman, i feel bad for her!!!
I AM BEGGGGGING YOU….PLEASE STOP SHOWING THESE TWO IDIOTS…NO ONE CARES…THE HILLS IS UNINTERESTING NOW AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THEY SIT AROUND THINGING OF WAYS TO SEE THEIR NAMES IN PRINT…I EVEN BET THEY HAVE A SCRAPBOOK FULL OF THEMSELVES THEY JUST FLIP THROUGH TO PUFF UP THEIR EGOS EVERY DAY…IT'S SHAMELESS AND GETTING OLD…I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEIR 15 MINUTES TO BE UP!!!
baaaaaaaaahaha. You people are crazy. I think this is HILARIOUS. He's a toolish, arrogant, obnoxious dick - and I love him!
Am i the only one that thinks that Heidi is soooo disgustingly fugly??
why they are so lame? I can't stand this two. They are just…LOSERS! Why don't they get a job? A REAL job! Please Perez, stop posting the stupid couple that NO-ONE LIKES!
I want to comment just like everyone else about how annoying it is that Perez is paid to put these two on his site daily. I haven't ever commented because I just feel that ignoring them is the way to really get rid of them. Look at yourselves readers….160+ comments is the reason!! It is hard, I know, but BITE YOUR TONGUE…don't comment, ignore and will go away.
Can Jesus please come and take his Children back to Satan…
He is fucking delusional
all hail king of the douche bags is more like it!
All i can say is what an idiot!!!
such a douche bag.
If he was really "Christian" he'd know that there is only ONE King and that's God so Spencer best watch the fuck out for His wrath.
THE KING FOR ALL DOUCHEBAGS OF AMERICA
Looking at him, you'd never guess he had a lobotomy!!!
Dooooes he not see that every one hates him and her as well!??!?!?
They're fucking dellusional.
I wonder when he is going to finally come out. Its gotta be soon. His fish is looking butcher than him every day.
Re: duelastar –
i totally agree with u, i mean we lose all these important amazing ppl, and these freaks r still allowed 2 live!!! not only did that not make absolutely no sense, it also is very offensive. CUD SUM1 PLZ BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT ALREADY B4 THE WHOLE WORLD COMES TO AN END DUE TO THEIR NONSENSE MIND NUMBING JABBER AND HEIDI'S UNBELIEVABLY BAD SINGING!!! ROT IN HECK U LOSERS!
I SWEAR THESE PPL R PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS!!!
MJ IS PRBBLY ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE RITE NOW!!!
THAT GIRL DOESNT EVEN HAV ENUF TALENT TO FILL A TEASPOON!! IN OTHER WORDS SHE HAS NO TALENT. HEIDI DOESNT EVEN DESERVE AN OUNCE OF HIS TALENT, AT LEAST MJ USED HIS TALENT TO HELP OTHERS LIKE CHARITIES AND STUFF, SHE WUD ONLY USE IT FOR PUBLICITY!!!
EVEN MJ'S NAME IS TOO GOOD TO BE USED BY THESE PPL!!! HE IS WAY TOO AWESOME TO EVEN BE MENTIONED BY RETARDS LIKE THESE PPL!!!
THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE IM JUST SPEECHLESS!!
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW OFFENDED MJ HIMSELF FEELS RITE NOW.
I JUST HATE THE FACT THAT RETARDS LIKE THESE R ALLOWED TO LIVE WHILE OTHER GREAT PPL THAT DESERVE TO LIVE R LEAVING US!!
AS A HUGE MJ FAN, AND A HUGE SPEIDI HATER, IM JUST TOO SPEECHLESS!!
Y WONT THESE PPL JUST GO HIDE IN A CAVE SUMWHERE TILL THEY DIE!!!
ha that's classic that!
All hail King Spencer Pratt haha.
I seriously used to hate this man and his flesh coloured beard until one day it clicked, he is HILARIOUS!!!!
seriously man, he's like the pantomime villain, how boring would it be without Spencer Pratt & him just being a douche?
He's a comedy genius!!
He has lost his mind…
i think i'm gonna throw up.
UGH! the entire E! network has banned Spiedi from ever being on it again! I think you should take a hint and do the same. They are horrible people and should be TASED! (By Ryan Seacrest, of course) SPIEDI BE GONE!!
over it.
I love spencer…He's hilarious……His 15 min. of fame will never disappear because lets admit you guys…although he's super doucheee…this dude is super funny. i would hang with speidi ferr surr.