Chelsea Clinton NOT Getting Married This Year, Allegedly
The rumors are false.
Chelsea Clinton and her fiancé, Marc Mezvinsky, are not getting married this year, despite the persistent rumors of wedding preparations on Chappaquiddick Island.
Political and public relations maven, Serena Torrey Roosevelt, put on her Facebook page that the wedding stage is being built for "two brides who will get married there this coming weekend on different days — not to each other). Neither of them is Chelsea."
Clinton spokesperson Matt McKenna added that he'd bet $1,000 it's not on.
Guess we would have lost our money!
[Image via AP Images.]
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he's cute
Am I first?
Anyways
OH WELL
Who are they anyways?
Would anyone give two shits if she was getting married?!?
allegidly i dont care . . . wait this just in! . . . the rumers are true! I REALLY DONT CARE!
Bill's pissed now because he can't hook-up at his daughter's wedding.
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I heard
Was a song outside my window, and the traffic wrote the words
It came a-reeling up like Christmas bells, and rapping up like pipes and drums
Oh, won't you stay
We'll put on the day
And we'll wear it ’till the night comes
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I saw
Was the sun through yellow curtains, and a rainbow on the wall
Blue, red, green and gold to welcome you, crimson crystal beads to beckon
Oh, won't you stay
We'll put on the day
There's a sun show every second
Now the curtain opens on a portrait of today
And the streets are paved with passersby
And pigeons fly
And papers lie
Waiting to blow away
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too
And the sun poured in like butterscotch and stuck to all my senses
Oh, won't you stay
We'll put on the day
And we'll talk in present tenses
When the curtain closes and the rainbow runs away
I will bring you incense owls by night
By candlelight
By jewel-light
If only you will stay
Pretty baby, won't you
Wake up, it's a Chelsea morning
gotta stop believing rumors, try asking questions for once. she's gonna be the type that goes out with the guy forever and nothing ever happens.
This guy is waaaay too hot for her…
He looks like the poor man's version of Jesus Luz. I hope they are very happy together.
If there's one thing we can be sure of it's that you can't take a Clinton's word.
Chelsea Clinton "didn't inhale" like her Daddy…and isn't getting married this year. Maybe she can trail along with her mom and have hissy fits when things aren't going her way.
With the $$$ her parents must have you think she could do something about those FUGLY looks of hers. Seriously. She no celeb no one cares about these two but thats still no excuse for looking that awful.
Hes not a bad looking guy. But her? What a beast.
she looks just like hillary clinton… its creepy. at least she didnt get her haircut.
That's because they are having a hard time selling Bill on the fact that there will be tons of women at the wedding and reception that he absolutely can not hit on. His libido is resistant to that fact.
Re: DukeSteele – That's funny!
That bitch totally has had the same haircut since Bill Clinton first took office
Re: bongo – lol
was this picture taken in 1995 or is she just fashion retarded? where did she even buy those jeans?! get off my computer screen you repulsive creature!
How dare you call anyone repulsive!!!!! SHE CAN'T HELP THE WAY SHE LOOKS, SO TAKE A HIKE! I'm so sick of this world we live in; we tell people that they should be comfortable in their own skin, and then we turn around and say, "Ewww, you should have plastic surgery."
LEAVE HER ALONE!
Dunno, but will happen when meant to be…..
What is HE doing with her?
who gives a fuck,
haha won't change my plans…lol