Does Anyone Still Really Want To See Lindsay Naked?
We're actually rather surprised that we have YET to see Lindsay Lohan naked in Playboy, considering the crazy she totes around. It's soon to happen anyway. The bitch might as well get paid for it.
We're hearing from down under (Australia, you pervs!) that Miz LiLo is considering a spread in Playboy magazine. Hugh Hefner the bosses offered the tabloid starlet a half a million dollars offer to pose nude, but LiLo turned it down.
Honestly, what a slap in the face? A half mil barely covers her munchies bill for the week!
However, the powers that be over at Playboy really, really want her, so now the offer stands at $900K, a lump sum Linsanity is considering.
She's finally figuring out that a porn career is going to be WAY more lucrative for her than a legitimate acting career. Hollywood demands you have professionalism. Porn demands you have a vagina.
We see a successful road ahead for LiLo if this pans out.
Do U want to see Lindsay in Playboy?
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Hell NO!
Hows your tour ticket sales going shitdick?
I was just able to find 8 tickets to the NYC show. Pathetic…
first!
Lol.
I dont care either way.
Its not like shes got much else to sell.
Oh hell no. She's a hot mess.
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Uh…..no.
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I certainly don't want to see this strungout old hag.
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Hard to believe this old lady was just a kid a few years ago.
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Oh well, glad she ain't my bitch.
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vomiting … thanks
Ew. ewewewewewewewewew.
She will need lot of work before that "spread" lots of air brushing and perhaps a vayjayjay lift
hmm well despite perves's insistance that her career is over its just not true
team lilo! 
shes in three films out in 2010 (the other side, machete and dare to love me) so shes hardly about to start porn but i think if its handled well then a playboy spread would be a good thing for her career allthoughj i think she should hold out for at least $1,000,000! to make a nice round number lol
lindsay is a great actress and she seems to be sorting herself out slowly but surely, all she needs to do know is move house and ditch dina as her momager
Hmmm, gazing at an anorexic balding junkie pretend lesbian…..
PASS.
She did those semi nude Marylin Monroe inspired pics a couple of years ago. Her tits were droopy (especially considering how young she is) and she has a boyish/square figure. Nothin fantastic to look at.
Hell yes.
only if she died her hair back ginger
I am used to seeing her practically naked just walking around town now. I think we're good.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. That is SOO gross. That magazine would not sell a lot of issues if her busted up A** was in it! No one likes to see her CLOTHED - let alone nude! ew gross.
Put ALBA in there and it would sell thru the ROOF.
Lohan, ummm not so much - she looks like a 50 year old crack head. ughh…I shudder thinking of it…
Ewww,no thank you.
Wouldn't think the dudes want to see saggy banana tits and a droopy lipped twat…. but who knows.
we've seen it all before anyway.
why? is the magazine doing too well they need to kill it?
She sure is doing all the wrong things to get her career right. I had hope for her at one time but with Playboy and a Reality Show I think she's done for.
She already posed nude in those lame Vanity Fair pics, so she may as well. I'd hold out for no less than a million though.
I don't even want to see her on your site anymore. Yuch.
Ahh… NO WAY JOSE.
Sad, but not surprising.
can't wait…it would mean this shit is finial over… do it Lin's…i just hope the photos don't have a scratch and sniff….ciggs and puke are that sexy
Only if it featured her and She-man… it would be like looking at stick-figure porn… and who doesn't like stick figure porn!
i hope not… i still have some respect for her.
YES YES YES YES IT WUD MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE YUMM YUMM YUMM
…what do you mean 'still?' I never wanted to see her naked.
I BARELY respect her talent anymore.. if she poses, than I'll never look at her the same again. I hold out hope for her to pull it together… a la Britney, but if she does this– c'mon. That's for aging ladies who need to feel pretty or nobodies who need to get noticed.
Re: Canadiana* – haha!Re: JigSaw – hehe!Re: DJMcNasty – LOL!
i love her. she should do it. the fools are the ones buying the mags. she has nothing to hide and needs the $
will they photoshop her vagina warts we already saw on her fucked up polka dot body? not into body freckles
No
Her face looks hard as shit these days.
Her eyes look scary.
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ha! she's so low rent, it's funny
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fyi - it's pretty much common knowledge that going rate for celeb Playboy spreads is ONE MILLION - Darva Conger got it, that bimbo from 'Survivor' got it - I think 500K is way too much but Playboy is grapsing at straws of late
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she should do porn, she'd do alright - she's into chicks, has sucked miles of dick already, decent rack - plus all the big porn stars have big, wide eyes (Nina Hartley, Jenna Jameson etc.) like Lilo - they look great during hummers
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Another reason why the rag is shit.
Perez, you overly trusting boy-child, you've been had. Playboy would never pay that $ for a pre-op trainwreck. Their readers are discriminating hetersexuals who expect Mansfield, not Timmy from the Lassie TV show.
i'd rather bathe my mother
No. And I am soo tired of seeing this hasbeen on your blog Perezzz.
Many moons ago I would have, but now? Fuck no.
Eeeeeww I don't want to see her with clothes ON!
dont do it lindsay save what ever ounce of self respect you have less, if you do this I have no doubt you will move on to hard core anal porn. dont do it!
Yes I do. But under these conditions: She returns to 2004 Lindsay. Red hair, curvy figure & big boobs. Also, they need to show the firecrotch. Mmmm mmm mmmm. I would jizz in my pants if I saw those pics!
No no no and oh yes, NO.
She needs to fatten up a bit. I would have liked to her see naked when she was in mean girls. she was banging, and her breasts are kinda nice. are they real?
Maybe if she had some curves or any kind of body. I would love it if she did it though, just to see her sink to an even lower level!
ewww who wants to see a twack naked????
perrrllleeeez!! all these people saying no…you just know nearly all of you will have a sneaky peek if she does it
she'd be better than heidi
but still no
So after Britney you're abusing LiLo for your own good…
Hear my words, if she's going to have a huge comeback like Britney you're going to be all sweet about her… Perez you're a hypocrite
YUCK! Hell NO!!
i've already seen it all on perez's site!!!!!!!!!!! plus playboy doesn't show SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just want to see her get back on her feet and act again. I liked her acting up until she dropped Disney.
my fucking God, HELL NO!! wtf is wrong w/ this bitch????
Ok Perez. THIS was funny!! "Hollywood demands you have professionalism. Porn demands you have a vagina."
LOL!!!!
shes actually very photogenic so i think it would turn out good.
who would do it for that amount of money now a days.
Wow she needs Botox for the "elevens" between her eyebrows. Most women don't need it until 35, but Lilo needs it already at 30!
Jeez pervez, who'd pay to see her brown calloused twat? I thought magazines were all crying over lost revenues and going out of business. They must know that Lindsay is jinxed. Maybe they will use her as a write-off for bankruptcy.
No and no one cares about Speidi either; so quit stuffing them down our throats!
Re: Canadiana* –
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GREAT COMMENT
Playboy is erotica, not porn. HUGE difference
I thought we already saw her naked? who cares.
Who the fuck wants to see The Fire Crotch naked…rumours from various guys says the fire crotch has a very significant smell too….along with some warts and birth marks.
no wonder that disgusting ugly samantha ronson is the only one who wants to smell the fire crotch.
no she has a gross body, her chacha is ugggggggly.
the only thing she should be photographed naked for is a brochure on genital warts.
Oh, boy!
what are all those bangles hiding linds?
some cutting marks perhaps?
face it, she has lost any sort of credibility as an A list actress….do it tho…heck i wish playboy would offer me that much! id do it!
If Heidi can do it covered up, Linds can too. Whoao, take the money and run…
and she takes good photos.
what is there to see that we have not seen already??
Hell Fuckin Yes
Hope she does it.Would love to see her nice droopy boobs covered with freckles and the red pubic hair above her vagina.Bet it taste so nice.
Re: Tinkerbelladonna – I'm not sure, but I think she is only 23 or so!
dude its "Hollywood demands you have vagaina and big fake boobs. Porn demands you the STDs to boot."
Lemme see… an orange toothpick with skinny legs, bad skin, and boobs like a couple of super balls in a sock?
I'd rather go back to sleeping with men.
I suppose I'd drop the $6 to buy the issue, but only if Playboy insists that she pose totally nude. That means bush (if it has grown back yet.) If Playboy pays her a red cent for those damn "artistic" images that they've been selling out for lately, then SWIM might just f#$ing LOSE IT.
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I'd also keep my expectations very low.
Yes indeed
This has got to be a lie. Even though Playboy is total shit (Heidi Montag, for example), I can't even believe they would put THAT body, nude, in that magazine. There is absolutely NOTHING sexy about her. Unless we are back to embracing the heroin chic look. Oh, I'm sorry - you kids wouldn't remember those days.
Re: aliealie –
You dumb bitch. Pornography is in the eye of the beholder. You can call it "erotica" if you wish, but if you go by the definition of "erotica", it's not. It's just softcore porn. But that is how *I* see it.
Porn does demand professionalism. If you look at the gamine Stoya for example or the exotic fetish muse Kumi, they are on top because they are nothing but professional. They are on time, they are positive, friendly and give every shot, every take their best. They are consistent and people can rely on them to perfom and give their best.
Gorgeous hair, gorgeous figure, let's see Lindsay Lohan naked. All her clothes off. No airbrushing, no modesty–simple, exotic, pleasureable nudity. Three cheers for Lindsay Lohan naked! We want it. People want it. All together now–off with the shirt, Lindsay, off with that bra! Take off your skirt and drop your panties! We want to see the goods! Take your clothes off for Playboy! It will be very exciting for all involved and a boost to your career.
Honestly, I think Playboy needs Lindsay more than she needs them. $900K is a lot more than Brody's girl got. That magazine is in big trouble. The only reason the girls pose is because they can then use the "Playboy" tag to make real money doing appearances and get connections to more people with money (Brody's girl).
Hef can't even afford the $5mil his ex wants.
They are a good match. Do I want to see it? What will it have that I haven't seen? Exactly.
not like it would even look like her. They would have to photoshop the hell outta that shit.
OHHH, YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON! BOTH FAILED ACTORS, GO FIGURE! HOPEFULLY WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU NAKED, EWWW, I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!
Playboy, Perez, try Hustler?
YES! RED BUSH BABY!
Lindsey I still love you girl. You've got IT & no one can deny it! Take the money and run.