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Kerry Katona Tells It All For the $$$!

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She's a prostitute of words!

After her proclaimed suicide threat, violent outbursts and recent arrest, Kerry Katona couldn't possibly alienate herself more…until now!

The former pop singer turned reality TV star and perpetual trainwreck will pen a "warts and all" autobiography detailing her cocaine abuse, the millions blown on drug and drinking binges and her rocky marriage with husband Mark Croft.

Awwww! Maybe she can read it to the childrenz before bedtime!

Several publishers are interested, one reportedly offering a £375,000 advance!

Imagine the coke groceries that would buy!

“Kerry knows she is close to having to sign on the dole and possibly losing her house. She has lost so much of her income in recent months. The days of living to excess are well and truly over," said a source close to the addicted mother of four. “She knows the only thing people will pay for now is to see her car-crash life in print."

For a 29-year old, two autobiographies are pushing it! In 2006, she penned Too Much, Too Young about her troubled childhood.

Guess the drama funds being a mama!

[Image via News of the World.]

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10 comments to “Kerry Katona Tells It All For the $$$!”

  1. 1

    who cares?

  2. 2

    new picture time

  3. 3

    More money to buy coke.

  4. jvacc says – reply to this


    your such a narc perez

  5. 5

    …thank goodness! I was afraid that she wouldn't be able to support her drug habit.

  6. 6

    I bet when she finally came down from her high she was pissed off. Where's the money Mark? You stole it! LMAO!!! Stupid coke head.

  7. 7

    who the fuck is this chick???

  8. 8

    shes terrible i hope somebody kidnaps her and locks her in a mental institute on a deserted island so nobody will find her

  9. 9

    Who the hell is this woman anyways? She's some Brit. We don't care.

  10. 10

    "Unforgettable… in every way. And forever more. That's what we'll say. That's why darling it's incredible- that some one so unforgettable thinks that I am- unforgettable too!" -Nat King Cole, Unforgettable

    Once I tried cocaine I would NEVER FORGET how AWESOME it made me feel. Now I'm hooked for life. Such a silly little POWERFUL thing- cocaine. Have you fully lived your life without trying it? I say no. I say legalize cocaine and let honest people get their party on. Cocaine is a beautiful thing, when in the hands of the wrong people makes monsters… like thieves, & child abusers. Sure have the law penalize the criminal, but DE-criminalize Coke. If used socially it can have positive medicinal benefits. And the war around the planet would become signifigantly reduced if the "Drug War" was over. Governments would tax and sell said drug to honest people and the same idiots will continue to go to jail for other offences to mankind. UP WITH COCAINE!