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We've Got The Pulse!!!!

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Three out of the four pop stars mentioned in this feature from the Sunday Times's "Style" magazine in the UK this weekend - Sliimy, FrankMusik and Julian Perretta - are on our tour!

Visit PerezHiltonPresents.com to buy tickets and find out when the tour and which artists are coming near YOU!
Visit PerezHiltonPresents.com to buy tickets and find out when the tour and which artists are coming near YOU!
Visit PerezHiltonPresents.com to buy tickets and find out when the tour and which artists are coming near YOU!
Visit PerezHiltonPresents.com to buy tickets and find out when the tour and which artists are coming near YOU!
Visit PerezHiltonPresents.com to buy tickets and find out when the tour and which artists are coming near YOU!

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45 comments to “We've Got The Pulse!!!!”



  1. 1

    This tour hasn't sold out yet?! HAHAHAHAHA. I love you, Karma. I love you, I love you, I love you. Bad things happening to bad people. :)



  2. 2

    TO BAD YOU DONT HAVE BRANDON HILTON ON YOUR TOUR!!!!!!!



  3. 3

    I still don't know who they are :(



  4. 4

    It would be epic if I played…. with my new single "Party Like A Hilton"



  5. 5

    oh, how i love frankmusik!



  6. 6

    That doesn't mean shit for America you fool!



  7. 7

    I think you should let me play this Perez… Book Brandon Hilton & Jeffree Star….. atleast we completely sell out shows!



  8. 8

    LOL seriously. you should just start marketing your 'music tour' into a FREAK SHOW!!!! that's the only way anyone is going to pay to see that ugly piece of garbage SLIIIMEY. UGLIEST GUY EVER!!!!! LOL the best part is he also looks like he's in a desperate need of a shower, a haircut, shave, and a set of balls.

  9. Fiza says – reply to this


    9

    FRANKMUSIK!!!!!!! *SQWEELS



  10. 10

    From the article - Sliimy is feeling: "Bright jackets teamed with tailored harem pants. They're not just for the girls." This is all I need to know about nosepicker Sliimy.



  11. 11

    I think I should play… I don't think anyone has heard of my stuff either



  12. 12

    PATHETIC PEOPLE FOR YOUR PATHETIC TOUR.THAT IM SURE THE TICKETS ARE BOMBING.



  13. 13

    Only desperate idiots would go to these concerts. Don't be surprised when Perez has to start canceling shows due to poor ticket sales.

    I bet if you check the sex offender lists in LA, Mario Laundromat is on there. Mario seems to have a thing for young looking boys.



  14. 14

    Mario might as well put this BrandonHilton on there. BrandonHilton has just as many credentials in music as these people. (that is to say zero) Can my dog and I be in the tour too? He likes to howl while I play a tiny accordion. My dog howling sounds a billionty times better than these people.



  15. 15

    My Perezcious was not serious about all those mean things he had to say about Ticketmaster. Besides, that was BEFORE the Perezcious decided to put a tour together. Book your tickets early to avoid disappointment (of the whole tour being cancelled).



  16. 16

    SLIIMY REALLY IS A RUBBISH VERSION OF MIKA!!!!! (and Mika isnt great either lol)



  17. 17

    Will Piggy Boy himself be at any of the concerts, and will he be telling any of the performers "You're not a f***ing artist, you're a f**ing f***ot?



  18. 18

    You can recreate the "Perez Hilton Presents" experience at home for free by shoving dildos in your ears. Unless you don't have any dildos, in which case you need to go buy some. At least you can reuse dildos.



  19. 19

    frankmusik is an arrogant asshole



  20. 20

    except calvin harris is the best out of all of them



  21. 21

    …it puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose agenn.



  22. 22

    Big wank.Times aka Murdoch Hell Hole- is hardly credible critique.



  23. 23

    WHAT IS THIS? I ONLY KNOW CALVIN HARRIS ?



  24. 24

    The only one who I actually know and would pay to see is Calvin Harris, he is amazing! Too bad he's not on your tour….



  25. 25

    Isn't this lame tour cancelled yet ??



  26. 26

    Not only is this tour not sold out, none of the individual shows are sold out either. Of course this shouldn't be a surprise. Who, other than the handful of 15 year old Perez fan girls that are out there, would be interested in anything associated with Parasite?



  27. 27

    look at this rag tag group of smelly bastards. you gotta be kidding me!!! "WE'VE GOT THE PULSE" your headline reads. I won't be happy until you print one that says "WE'VE GOT THE AIDS"

    good riddance fukker!

    sincerely yours.
    me



  28. 28

    Perez you got to love how when you mention these horrible musicians, that nearly 100% of your comments section to those articles are filled with disgust and hopes of failure for you and your god damn tour.

    Makes you wonder, are you good at choosing music, or choosing musicians who instill hate and disgust into people?

    Also, who the fuck cares if some magazine in some part of the world where you found your ugly and horrible sounding popcrapsations, mentions 3 out of 4 artists that you supposedly discovered?

    I know many local newspapers that mention community driven events and artists it's doesn't make them global sensations.



  29. 29

    Slimey so cute



  30. 30

    Sliimey creeps me out.



  31. 31

    Re: BrandonHilton – i think you should quit making yourself up like a girl in your profile picture



  32. 32

    shouldn't you get busy returning the ten tickets sold



  33. 33

    This tour so far is a total loss. Your one sponsor must be pulling their hair out. Once more you suckered somebody into your nonsense.



  34. 34

    We're laughing at you Mario, not with you.



  35. 35

    Re: BrandonHilton – Perez is a stupid dickhead….but you're like the fungus that grows out of Perez' hairy ass….fucking piece of turd.



  36. 36

    I just went on the ticket site and was able to find not 1, not 2 but EIGHT tickets to the NY show still for sale.
    Not like NY is the biggest city in the world or anything.

    EPIC FAIL SHITDICK!!!!!!!!



  37. 37

    you do realise that the article in question wasn't about music, it was about fashion. of course, it doesn't matter anyway… the sunday times sucks just as much as your concert does.



  38. 38

    omg im so excited (: THANK YOU PEREZ for introducing me to julian perrettas music. iam totes in love with him



  39. 39

    I just punched my screen!!! I FUCKING HATE THIS SLIMMY KID!!!! the way he looks pisses me off



  40. 40

    Jeez pervez, you sure know how to pick them! Oh well, you still have Coco and then there's your book sales. Don't forget, you promised your mom and sis new slave quarters this year, how's house-hunting coming along?



  41. 41

    NO ONE. NO ONE. NO ONE Will come to your lame ass, stupid ass, no talent tour with no name losers.



  42. 42

    GOD I FUCKING HATE SLIMEY OR SLIM-E OR WHATEVER ANNOYING HIPSTER NAME HE GIVES HIMSELF. I also HATE his music and his face. EW EW EW EW FUCK SMILEY…. I MEAN SLIMMMY



  43. 43

    sucky, suckier and ultra sucky…wow yeah good for you *sarcastic clapping* that crap is defo something to be proud of *rolls eyes* wee haw pal with your failure crap



  44. 44

    God damn that sliimy dude gives me the deep down horribles.



  45. 45

    FUCK OFF PEREZ.