Ceiling Eyes Wants To Be Taken "Seriously"

Well, a good start would be looking DIRECTLY at people when they talk to you, but we'll accept this as a substitute, if only for the wonderful way it will surely backfire.
Audrina Patridge has asked MTV to be a producer on her new solo reality show.
Why?
She is hoping that by having a controlling role in the project, she will be able to avoid being edited and portrayed like an "airhead."
Little does she understand that without that aspect to her personality, no one will be interested in watching her show. Without being stupid simple, all she'll have left is…
Sorry, we can't think of anything else. Stick to what you know, bb! That's what will keep you in the reality circle.
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ahahaha lol
Maybe she just "acts" stupid.
all the "stars" from the hills are equaly stupid !!
Holy lips Batman.
Whoa.
there are books out there that talk about studying the face and its features. her eyes say she is not trust worthy and uses people. I dont know a thing about this girl other than she is on the hills, but does this make sense about her?
she had something done to her face….can't pinpoint it……..she definitely looks different though…….
talentless douchebag
she is a joke
get a life perez!
what happened to her lips?
I really love audrina! I would seriously watch her show. lol. There's just something funny about her.
is there something wrong with this girl? does she have 2 lazy eyes or something? Why does she always look so daft?
I would do naughty naughty things to her lol……I'm tired of Perez making personal comments about everyone's appearance like he is god damn brad pitt or something. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you fat, balding, acne scarred freak.
the ceilings the limit
stop hating on her perez, you sexist. audrina is freakin gorgeous.
she kinda looks like that ugly melissa rycroft in this picture, except audrina has a hot body
Re: scottyk – Perfectly said!
Her natural calling is porn.
Oh Perez, you clearly are pathetic. It's called wanting a career. Maybe instead of just giving advice-you should just report like you are supposed to. And since when does being a hated celebrity blogger make you a expert in fashion & music? At least Audrina wanting to be a producer is sticking in her own circle of what she's knows unlike you!
Perez, what is your beef with her? You seem to be constantly mocking her when she's the only decent person on The Hills.
She was always my fav in the show.. She was the only one who just said fuck everyone, I'm not getting involved. I stopped watching after a few seasons, so I don't know if that changed, but I hope not.. She represented how much I hated the drama all the time.. I really like her.
Re: candycaynegirl – and in the above pic she looks better then she used to………no one can tell me what she's had done tho…..
What the fuck happened to her lips.. Again..!
haha ceiling eyes, thats so funny lololl
Really the whole ceiling eyes thing is getting old…who cares how her eye point. She is 100% better looking then your donk ass.
I LOVE that she is so vapid. It makes me just want to stick my dick in her mouth. That is her appeal!
she's very pretty.. Despite the fact that she's always staring at the ceiling.. lol.. True stoner if you ask me, and I admire that in her!
LMAO CEILING EYES! CLASSIC!
UGH HER AND HER STUPID EYES!
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SHE SEEEMS LIKE A MENTAL PERSON WHEN SHE TALKS ON THE HILLS
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"LIKE..YEAH..AND, WELL.. LIKE.. LAUREN.. LIKE JUST.. OMG"
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DUMB BROAD
She's perfect Perez unlike you. You are fat and ugly and have snaggle teeth and talk shit about people who actually have talent unlike yourself.
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – SHE GOT LIP INJECTIONS AND TANNED
She's just hot. That's the only thing that's interesting about her.
spot on perez. she totally does have ceiling eyes.
omg what is it with all the starlett's same motionless face in all their pics?? do they realize we make fun of them?? asslee simpson is the total worst….i wonder if she has EVER looked straight into a camera rather than the side shot she does. Its so retarded. Ceiling eyes is just a fucktard. cracks me up when i see her pics!
JOKER LIPS!!!!!!
thats so funny how everyone calls her ceiling eyes…hmm…well it is…funny
"ceiling eyes"
Re: OhHaiPerez –
beef curtains,,,,another funny nickname for a hills girl
HAHAH… "Ceiling eyes wants to be taken seriously." Ceiling eyes! I almost peed myself when I read that, hilarious!! I was always annoyed how she was always checking out the ceiling, so that is the most perfect nickname for her! Good on whoever made that caption, you made my day!
why does Perez call her 'Ceiling Eyes' now ? :S
Sooooo…. She only can see a half of everything….OMG..that must be disturbing…
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Sorry C-ling Eyes..but ur a Z-lister..the C is 4 CEALING…..
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Oohhh..no sorry..a……. ZZ-lister in Lala Land.
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – Omg i totally agree, maybe its the hair?
she is sooooo ugly
I just realized how ugly she really is! She's ugly, but in this pic she looks REALLY bad! what's up with her teeth!?
lips=wtf
I actually have a newfound respect for her after what she said about Heidi.
I don't think I'll ever stop laughing.
"Camera's down here!"