Crissy Ronaldo Shows Off!
Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo challenges sprinter Usain Bolt to a battle of the bicep bulge!
And he could kill a man with those guns!
Check out the clip above to witness his gleaming shaved arm strength!
Yum!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
mmm mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm! LOVE MY CRIS!! yum!
Cristiano Ronaldo looks like a greasy ken doll. the portuguese edition.
obrigado.
Ronaldo is a cheating, twinkle toed little shit! The sooner he dives his way out of the premiership the better!
Never understood the love for "Crissy"….he has a fugly ass face…and his arms aren't all that…..ALTHOUGH MUCH BETTER THAN PEREZ'S FLABBY BATWINGS
yummmyyyyy
sexy!
viva la sexta!LOL Cristiano Ronaldo SUCKS!!!and the Real Mandril too
Cheap thrill for the trolling Mario.
I love Christiano Ronaldo!!!!!!!!!!!
Ronaldo weighs 160 pounds and is 6 foot 2…..no one with those measurements could "crush a man". The average weight for someone that tall i s 190 pounds.
i loooooove usain bolt but hate c ronaldo n hope the real would loose in the liga n the barca won
Re: Anonymousdude – Roooooofl. Batwings.
cristiano is so cute
ugh. I hate ronaldo. greasy, cheating little git. On the other hand, i love usain bolt
BOLT BOLT BOLT BOLT BOLT!
*drools*
Ronaldo is perfect.
End of story.
How I love thee!
woooww….
I feel like he could do the whole which way is the beach thing with those arms
and hed be like that way or that way
he could seriously knock someone out with those