Holy Hell! A Pole-Dancing Doll???
Miley Cyrus: what have you started?!?!
We have found something even more horrifying than the breast feeding baby-doll.
A Pole-Dancing Doll!!!
The plaything comes with a doll and attachable pole and the box insists the product is "Interesting", can go "up and down" as well as "round and round". It even plays music! (Because what is a stripper without a tune to dance to?!)
Though the doll in the picture is fully clothed, we're sure it won't stay that way for long. Like the box also says, every stripper needs "style."
And by the way, dollar bills, mini beer bottles, and application for computer school is sold separately.
If your kids ask for this doll this holiday season, we recommend reform school IMMEDIATELY!
What is the world coming to?!?
What do U think of this doll?
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what the hell now we are teaching our kids to be stripper when they grow up what were they thinking? !!!
Okay, the whole concept for this doll sucks (what parent is going to buy it? but really, it's not obscene. If a little girl thinks of it as just innocently twirling around a pole with your clothes on then so be it. Until the kid gets older and realizes the "adult" meaning of the the doll, it's not corrupting them.
this just made me laugh so hard!
wtf?
lol those poor children.
how ridiculous, im only 19 but if id be fucking angry if my 7-year-old sister had one of them!
LOL this isn't even real people….
And why do so many people come on here talking about their hatred for Perez? YOU'RE the one reading his stuff, feeding into it, and obviously finding it somewhat entertaining… why else would you be on here?? Get a life.
lol an example for future strippers hahahaha
Oh yeah, makes me want to hurry out and buy this for my daughters this Christnukah. Let me breed them to be the greatest strippers they can be by the time they're tweens, and teach them creative ways to accept dollar bills since the doll apparently doesn't have that function (yet). And let me buy a few for the men in my life, so that they can watch the pre-adolescent figurine ride that pole and fulfill their pedophile fantasies before they hang around my daughters. Oh yes, this toy was well worth the wait.
ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhhahhahaaahaahahah
OMG THIS SUCKS
HAHAHAHAHA. thats actually funny
i want one mummy! NOW!
You really want to know what I think?! I think you all really need to stop blaming innocent Miley for these things! OK? Can she please just live her life without all this CRAP?! OK?! Like none of you have ever done anything like that…that's the only reason you would blame it on her! Miley
omg miley u fukin slut just tryin to make money maybe fix ur reputation slut
i think the doll is modled after slutty cyrus
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want one for myself!