Asslee Simpson is… A Douche Koko Stanley
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson arrived in New York yesterday looking positively fresh HOrrendous after flying in from LA.
The Melrose Place "actress" was picked up from the airport under the pseudonym Koko Stanley.
That lady looks SO happy to be around Ass!
We'd have the same reaction!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Posted: September 3, 2009 at 2:30 pm
What a horrible tattoo!!!
You people are a-holes. She looks good unlike your fugly sis.
ok?????????????? :S
she's disgusting
what a nut job
pete's about to dump her, he only tweets about the bb, never her
i'm going 2 consider watching Melrose Place but if she sucks then i'm never watching it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF are you on her for?
You are such a pathetic loser fatboy.
Ok I saw her on the Today show today and she looked scary as fuck. Too skinny, too much goth make up and looked like she was on some drugs for sure…
btw what does "FML" stand for?????? :S O_O
OMG…That's her NEW Name…it's a Natural…Koo Koo Stanley…I LOVe It
ASSLEY IS HOT!
lol I hate this bitch.
you should have seen her on "its on with alexia chung." She is quite annoying!
LOVE ASHLEE…shes a good role model compared to some of the losers Perez worships.
I HATE your personal vendetta towards some celebs.
Tacky, low-class - nuff said.
i love the LV bag.
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good afternoon my loves (you all know who u are
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& thanks for the laugh peres, hah FLM 0_0
oops. FML. srry
I'm no fan but horrendous? How does she look horrendous?
wow! she looks so good after a long flight. she actually resembles her sis in this photo.
she looks fine! quit hating, hater.
AHAHAHAH SHE IS SUCh A JOKE!
i cant believe people actually want to have her as part of something that isnt a totally waste of money and a piece of shit!
actress my ass, we all know shes only known becuse of her sister
bitch doesnt deserve any of what she gets
she looks better then she normally does with all that goth makeup and shit plastered all over her face………
Once again, the crew at Perez's site sucks amazeBALLS. You already had a story about Koko Stanley a while back when Melrose came about. Forget ?
Note to stupid fugly sis and alzheimer mom…
Koko is Ashlee's personal assistant. Bunch of douchebags ! ! !
That picture says a million, help the tired looking lady out and carry a bag or two.
She has NO style! She always dyes her hair a color that conflicts with the color of his….I mean her skin! That whole Bart Simpson……..I mean Simpson family is DUMB has beens!
wow she looks soo much like jessica in the second pic.
By the way what does FML stand for
WOW SHE LOOKS AWSOME!!!!!!! For once I disagree with you my Perezito!
Teenage girls only hate her because she's married to that chub emo.
Fucking hell. Girls if Ashlee was out of the picture, he wouldn't go for you.
She looks great. What is wrong with how she looks. For the FOURTH time today you are calling someone else ugly. YOU ARE DISGUSTING LOOKING. I stay skinny by looking at pictures of you and putting one on my fridge.
fml stands for f*ck my life.
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AND the poor girl looks stung out in the first photo - she should be home with her little one.
yeah, where do you get horrendous?
Re: Billie Joe Armstrong Lover – fuck my life
Re: koe –
Re: Billie Joe Armstrong Lover –
FML means fuck my life. It comes from the popular website fmylife.com
Horrendous??? I think she looks great! Perez u'r an IDIOT!
Ha! This is great how easily things are distorted. I believe Koko is her nanny and helps with the kids, not an alias. Who knows, maybe that's just an envelope with some stuff for Koko. Ashlee looks great btw.
First she was a serious musician. Now she's a serious actress. Can't these people pick a field and stick to it?? Where's the commitment?
her eyes in the first picture are freaking me out
I wish she would do something with that awful looking hair. It must be her trademark!
With so many pretty and talented actresses out there who never get work why do people keep casting homely bad actresses??? Is it name recogition? or what, I just dont' get it.
thats a lot of bags!!! pore girl has to wheel them all!
oh my gawwwwwwwwwd! This anorexic nasty looking fake-faced a-list reject makes my skin crawl. she is such a tool! makes me ill everytime i hear something she has done to pete…what a humiliation her entire life has been. she owes alllllllll her bad press strictly to herself. always being a drunk ass sloppy jealous pile of simpson crap. i cannot wait to see her debut so we can have a deja vu moment of when we laughed our asses off at heidi's attempt!!!! Asslee….poof! be gone!!!!! and for the love of god, please get pete's prescription for 2 balls filled as soon as you can.
OK. I'm an idiot. What does FML mean??
Ooops. Guess I should read before I wright… fuck my life??
dumb qunt.
i think smashley mipson wouldve been more stealthy
She looks like Jefree Star..
Re: koe – fuck my life
MY GOD PEREZ! HATE MUCH! ASHLEE IS SO BEAUTIFUL! MORE TALENT AND MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE IN YOUR YOUR LITTLE WANNABE LIFE! ALL YOU DO IS BASH PEOPLE ON HERE. DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WE SO DAMN FABULOUS THAT YOU HAD THE RIGHT TO JUDGE ALL. YOU MAKE ME ILL
she looks better in read hair than you ever did, Perez!
Hey Perez's sister Barbara - you still rocking that horrendous body odor that all the people at Hot Topic said you had? You know, when you showed up with Perez for his disaster clothing line opening? What ever happened to that…..? Oh yea, it bombed. Just like his book, just like his record label will, and just like everything else he touches.
Go take a bath Barbara.
more like stan-key-tool
more like skan-key-tool
Wait. Perez, Ashley is horrendous and Lady Gaga is ferosh? Are you insane?
Re: g.babyl0c805 – Your acting as if everyone knows who you are. LoL. Your Fucked!
So, uhhhm…
Koko is Ashlees assistant
I have that deux luxe bag, but mine is a different color.
LMAO!!! I love the lady's expression…
she was so much prettier and seemed like a nicer person before she had all that surgery
Did she get another nose job? It looks different to me, but not in a good way.
you kind of like to pick on her a lot…she doesn't deserve it.
she looks fine…get over it.
She just keeps looking better and better.
*yawn* We get it. You don't like her. Deal with it and post *other* people looking bad/doing what they shouldn't. If I looked like that after flying I'd be over the fucking moon!
You're so fucking transparent in your hate for certain people including Ashlee Simpson, Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens etc. What do many of these women have in common? A cute/hot/lusted over boyfriend.
once again perez, she looks good
Can Ashley move her face anymore?? Her expression is always exactly the same. Blank.
Before all the surgery, she was very expressive and lively. Now she is frozen. It's weird.
I'm suprised that nobody has brought up the fact that he is making fun of someone using a pseudonym, especially one as close to that insane CoCo Perez crap. Hopefully he has "Uncle" Karl's approval!
i dont like her tattoo by the way i dont like how she behave i im not fan at her anymore! 4 some reason
Isn't there a gallon of anti-freeze in your garage that you should be drinking right now? Don't forget to leave enough food out for your dog to last until someone finds your body.