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A new device lets women pee standing up!

WTF?????

Does this contraption sound appealing to U???

Update: Apparently, it's not that new! Ha

    Posted: Sep 3, 2009 at 7:52 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      This isn't new…its been around for a while now. Get with it, you are so behind

    2. Naemi says – reply to this


      2

      Lame news. This device is soooo old.



    3. 3

      is this real?? cause i might buy one for when i go camping, and I need to pee in the bushes!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! wtf?



    4. 4

      um yeah this isn't new. it's called a dyke cone.



    5. 5

      Considering the state of some public bathrooms, this is friggen awesome!



    6. 6

      ew after you use it you have to put it back in your purse with pee all over it..

    7. MP says – reply to this


      7

      It doesn't appeal to me personally, but I think it's great for women in the military. To that woman who wants to go to the bathroom in a NYC alley with the best of them, I hope NYPD arrests your ass. That's disgusting.



    8. 8

      what if you have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow???



    9. 9

      Good news Mario. You won't have to squat to pee anymore.



    10. 10

      Good for long car trips, camping and concerts—I like it!!! Love the name too…



    11. 11

      Are you kidding me? Awesome. Who cares if its new or not??? Where can I get one? Does this mean I get to shake it instead of wipe too? lol



    12. 12

      this or an earlier variation of this has been around for some time. i imagine it being useful while traveling, so u dont have to maneuver yourself on top of toilets or pee on your clothing while crouching in the wilderness.



    13. 13

      That would be amazing for when you have to pee in the woods.



    14. 14

      HAHA yes please!!!



    15. 15

      Stop blamin him for being behind, geez, this site is hilarious without you guys bashing it.



    16. 16

      LOL hell no, sorry id rather just go and squat



    17. 17

      Awesome! Doubt i will get one though but i'm sure many women will find it useful!



    18. 18

      haahahaha no more popping a squat over nasty public bathrooms



    19. 19

      This has been "invented" several times and nobody ever uses that crap



    20. 20

      These were popular during Mardi Gras



    21. 21

      Do you ever get out of the house and learn anything? That's been out for at least 10 years. New…phf….you dumb fat ignorant idiot.



    22. 22

      It's been around for a little while. Still seems silly.



    23. 23

      That is really fucking weird. Not appealing.



    24. 24

      That is awsome.



    25. 25

      this is old, as old and also fat and redneck like most of those "customers" look!! LAME!!



    26. 26

      This is actually a great product! We go camping all the time, and it is so nice not to have sit close to the ground!



    27. 27

      OLD NEWS



    28. 28

      awesome.. this will stop girls pissing on themself when theyre drunk haha



    29. 29

      Yep, the "Lady J" has been around a while.



    30. 30

      This is actually a great product (I have had mine since July) I use whenever I go camping, it is so nice not to have to sit close to the ground!!



    31. 31

      that is not sanitary. ew gross.



    32. 32

      Wtf!? Why would you even want that??



    33. 33

      old news….
      just like you were terrified by the "weird things in the trees" when you in japan…
      aka cicadas.
      dumb.



    34. 34

      OOOOLLLLLDDDDD



    35. 35

      yeah, old news, sweetie. I have one called the 'Freshette".



    36. 36

      Um - REALLY old news……….



    37. 37

      OH YES!!!

    38. KPJ says – reply to this


      38

      I travel around the world. Trust me, you DON'T want to sit on most countries toilettes… Even in Italy or France, most cafe bathrooms are extremely unappealing and it gets old trying to make one of those toilette seat covers out of toilette paper… Or what about the "Turkish toilettes" that many countries in the middle east use (and are even pretty common in the south of France) - literally a hole in the floor and just trying to squat while wearing jeans and not fall or get drips or germs is NOT fun. I've seen things like these around for a while, but this looks like they best - small and easy to wash. Buying one now!



    39. 39

      Re: Modesto – LMAO



    40. 40

      Re: Modesto – AAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAA



    41. 41

      Re: Modesto – LOL oh you prefer jumbo tampons too? ;-)



    42. 42

      lol ewwww wtf#?!?!??!



    43. 43

      Yes, I'm going to get one as soon as I find out where to purchase one. And for the ladies who would rather squat over public toilets than use this great product are probably the women leaving pee all over the toilets making women like me see the necessity for this product. Hurrah to the inventor!!!!!



    44. 44

      THIS IS SO OLD. My friend was telling me about this LAST YEAR. Perez, you suck.



    45. 45

      looks like it needs to be longer but hey if it works i guess



    46. 46

      Geez, i heard about this MONTHS ago. Qtf Perez. You're failing so much recently.



    47. 47

      I have used pee mates when I was working in the woods - mosquitos were intense and it was nice to just unzip rather than let a swarm of mosquitos feed off my ass! Also - think of htings like port a potties at concerts, and gross airport bathrooms…every now & then its handy to pee standing up.



    48. 48

      LOL! OMG! That made me laugh. Man…if I were to have one of those (which, I won't be getting!)…I would have to be like the lady towards the end. I'd want it…just so I could write my name in the snow.



    49. 49

      AHAHA!
      I went 4 wheelin on a mountain the other day and had to pee outside and it sucks having to take ur pants out of your leg…

      Imma send one to my mother-in-law



    50. 50

      SO old news Peee rez. I've been on their FB forever now…ugh.

    51. Saizo says – reply to this


      51

      hehehehe…. i personally have no use for them.



    52. 52

      I'm speechless! But, it may work for those outdoors.



    53. 53

      ITS ABOUT TIME!



    54. 54

      Why the hell would I want to pee standing up!!



    55. 55

      Hellz yeah! Especially when I am someone where that has no restroom access. I have always told dudes they were lucky they could just pull out and piss anywhere, lucky bastards.



    56. 56

      Re: Paris France – Hey doll. Finally I catch you today. How are you love?



    57. 57

      Re: Nana2417 – Exactly #43.



    58. 58

      been around for a long time, great for women who have a paranoia about dirty bathrooms and/or use dirty bathrooms alot. It is actually good for very pregnant women who are still out and about in stores. If the baby is low, it is difficult if not impossible to stand up afterward without help. with this device, well, no sitting, no embarrassing yelling for help

    59. Wrenn says – reply to this


      59

      Old news…this story was all over the internet a few months ago. Find something new dumb ass.



    60. 60

      hell yeah! I love go girls! you have no idea how good you guys have it.



    61. 61

      I'd buy one just for the hell of it. Oh and those who say this is old…did you hear in the video that they REMADE it?



    62. 62

      These types of products have been around for a while, but i've never seen anything quite like this, re-usable and durable enough to carry around discreetly in your purse. Its ingenious!



    63. 63

      I'm getting one for my next camping trip!



    64. 64

      no thanks.



    65. 65

      if you're going to be carrying this with you in your bag, how do you clean it?



    66. 66

      Well it'll help me prevent from getting any crappy shit from public bathrooms…



    67. 67

      Wow…interesting lol



    68. 68

      And somewhere, there is a device for men to piss sitting down…..



    69. 69

      we have had them in the uk for ages!! they are mainly used at festivals!



    70. 70

      Who cares if its old?? It is new to someone that never heard of it.



    71. 71

      Uh ew, pass



    72. 72

      Not new. The Army has had a similar contraption for over 5 years now! It's called a FUD (Female Urinary Device).



    73. 73

      LMFAO!!! The lady with the comment of writting her name in the snow was the icing on the cake!!! This is the most hilarious thing I've seen on the web today! Thanx Perez!



    74. 74

      that's gross…so de-feminizing. plus, you have to put that thing that you just peed through back in your purse? gross



    75. 75

      *** So does that rule of shaking it twice apply here too?**



    76. 76

      The first patent on this was issued in the late 80's, I think they called it a banana cup (think about it). It's been around for 20 years and every 2-3 years, some media outlet picks up yet another version and marvels. It evolved from the original cup that was just like this one, durable, reusable and discreet, then they said "ew gross, I want to throw it away" so they came out with paper and there's a gambit of it all. Looks like a couple years has passed since the last "sensational new" product.

    77. Eula says – reply to this


      77

      We can pee standing up now, Rite beside you Perez or do you sit down..HHHHUUUUUMMMMM



    78. 78

      I mean it does look iight.. Good For public restrooms..



    79. 79

      Re: Modesto – ha love it mean girls!!



    80. 80

      maybe the design is new, but the concept isnt.
      i bought my friends a shenis.
      google it.



    81. 81

      These things have been around for eons, just with a different name. Why is this considered celebrity news?



    82. 82

      If you are going to be using it in the woods, how would you go about cleaning it afterwards? You just put it away with piss all over it?



    83. 83

      this divice is created so that woman will have less problem while they sit down and pee and men try to rape them. it is a swedish invenshion. It is invented for this purpouse so that we can stand up peeing and have more control over who is beind us, a sad but true reality.



    84. 84

      DUuuude! this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOO OOOOOOOOOLLLLDD!!!!



    85. 85

      HA HA HA HA… my neighbor makes them at work and I have one sitting next to me (unused) right now!!!



    86. 86

      OMGSH! I bought the GO GIRL at the MN State Fair! I haven't tried it yet, but I hope it works! NO more SQUATTING over nasty toilets!!!!



    87. 87

      ick



    88. 88

      And I'm going to the fair tomorrow and buying one, bbs!

    89. @v@ says – reply to this


      89

      So now ladies are going to freak out when they see the feet in the stall next to them turned the other way, and will think they went in the wrong door? Lolol.

    90. @v@ says – reply to this


      90

      Re: Stephanie1968 – Bahahahaha, good one, ROFL.

    91. @v@ says – reply to this


      91

      Re: CruellaDeVil – I would think you could pop it into a good zip lock bag or two, and clean it at home.



    92. 92

      Where do I get one???? I love this, no more worrying about catching something…..



    93. 93

      kinky



    94. 94

      It's called a she pee. They have them at some music festivals for long lines. Been around for ages.



    95. 95

      weird



    96. 96

      Oh wow…a funnel. Big surprise, universe. Not like I haven't always wished for a funnel so that I too could pee standing up.



    97. 97

      I used a DIY one of these at burning man in 2003, it was made out of a plastic cup and rubber tubbing with some hot glue to hold it together. I bet the people who made those to give out for free are dying now. Their theory was to prevent the ladies from peeing all over the seats in the porta poties.



    98. 98

      It sounds de-feminizing. As a guy, I will never ever pee while sitting. I saw in some shared toilet (guys&girls) they put a sign not to pee standing. I never once followed it. Eww, that's like against nature for me.



    99. 99

      I got this for my birthday this year…but I have never tried it….the thought of re-using it, grosses me out !



    100. 100

      Seen them in the UK loads of times when at music festivals. Tried using one in desperation one night (it was cold, raining, the toilet was just a bunch of toilet seats over an enormous pit as every year kids would set fire to the chemical loos etc.) I couldn't do it. It was like my brain was telling me it was wrong… lol Would be great for camping (without so many people around.)

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